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ParliamentCraft: Where even creepers fear to tread!

Attack, ATTACKED, Australia, breaking news, Chaos, CREEPERS, current events, fear, georgia, Georgian parliament, Government, Incident, International, Live, News, ParliamentCraft, Politics, Second guy, SECURITY, Speech, Tread, Unrest, violence, world events

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1482
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Get ready to join the craziest Minecraft server ever, where even the NPCs are out for blood! Our server is so wild, even the second guy in the middle of a speech is getting attacked – first Australia, now Georgia! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of armor and weapons to help you survive the chaos. Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Who knows what will happen next on our server – maybe the third guy in the middle of a speech will be the next target! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Yoko Taro’s Blocky Adventures – A Minecraft Server for Fans of Yoko Taro Games!

404 GAME RE:SET, Accord’s Library, Adventures, anime adaptation, blocky, chat stamps, conquest guides, discussion, Drakengard, emulation guides, event stories, fanbook, Fans, games, high res art, japanese games, Minecraft, nier, nier automata, NieR Reincarnation, Resource Pastebin, Server, SINoALICE, Steam, TARO, Taros, translation, Voice of Cards, Yoko, yoko taro

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on the “Different Branch” Edition where we celebrate the works of the legendary Japanese game director, Yoko Taro, also known as Toko Taro, Yoko Yaro, or even Coco Taro (we like to keep it spicy).

We discuss everything from the mind-bending NieR/Drakengard/Voice of Cards games to the absolute cashgrab kusoges like SINoALICE. And let’s not forget about our love for spanking – it’s a core part of our community, don’t ask questions.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive insider info like the NieR Rein Now EoS Last Story Chapter out NOW, NieR Automata Anime Adaptation Season 2 coming in 2024 (mark your calendars), and the SINoALICE Movie home release OUT NOW (grab your popcorn).

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Embrace the madness, dive into the Yokoverse Fanbook, and explore the depths of the Accord’s Library. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our coom material section (we won’t judge).

So what are you waiting for? Jump into our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe our mod team, they can be a bit strict). See you on the “Different Branch” Edition – it’s a world like no other.

Lesbian BFFs & Manifesting Madness Minecraft Server

acceptance, BFF, BFF’s, Communication, Connection, emotional, empowerment, FORCING, friendship, growth, healing, Lesbian, LGBTQ, madness, manifestation, MANIFESTING, Minecraft, save me, Self Discovery, Server, Support, talk about feelings, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	30
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your lesbian BFF who will not only save you from creepers but also force you to talk about your feelings? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll meet quirky characters, embark on epic quests, and maybe even find that special someone to share your blocky world with. Who knows, you might just stumble upon your soulmate while building a giant statue of a llama.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. And who knows, maybe your lesbian BFF is just a /tp away!

NarutoCraft: Ninja Villages, Creeper Jutsu, and Ramen Shops Galore!

#naruto Fans, Anime, creeper, Galore, Jutsu, Manga, minato, Minato Namikaze, Minato oneshot review, Naruto, naruto anime, Naruto Characters, Naruto community, Naruto discussion, Naruto fandom, naruto manga, Naruto plot, Naruto series, Naruto spinoff, Naruto storyline, Naruto universe, NarutoCraft, ninja, OneShot, ramen, Shops, Villages

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Oh my Notch, have you heard about the Minato oneshot on our Minecraft server?! It’s like a legendary tale passed down from player to player. Legend has it that anyone who joins our server will be blessed with the ability to one-shot any mob or player with just a flick of their wrist. It’s like having the power of a thousand creepers at your fingertips!

But that’s not all, joining our server also grants you access to the secret underground diamond mine where you can mine diamonds faster than a speeding Enderman. And let’s not forget about the enchanted loot drops that rain from the sky like a shower of golden apples.

So come join us on this epic adventure and experience the Minato oneshot for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the most feared player in all of Minecraft history!

Crafty Morning Madness

Blessings, Crafty, encouragement, ENERGY, everyone, fresh start, good luck, good morning, greetings, Happiness, happy Monday, inspiration, madness, morning, motivation, new week, optimism, positive vibes, positivity, productivity, starting out well, success, well-wishes

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6849
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Emeralds Found:	5658
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Good Morning gamers! Are you tired of boring Mondays in the real world? Well, why not escape to our Minecraft server where every day is a party! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few exploding chickens (don’t worry, they’re just fireworks in disguise). Start your week off right by diving into a world where the only limit is your imagination. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make this week the best one yet!

SweetLootCraft: Candy from my Chinese Coworker

appreciation, candy, Chinese, coworker, culture, friendship, Generosity, Gesture, gift, Gratitude, Kindness, multicultural, sharing, Surprise, SweetLootCraft, sweets, thank you, thoughtful, Treats, unexpected, Workplace

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3000
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Ores Mined:	3199
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	37
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft server because our Chinese coworker gave us candy and we’re sharing the sweetness with all our players! Who knows, maybe the candy will give you super Minecraft powers like the ability to fly or shoot fireballs from your hands. Plus, our server is so awesome that even the candy can’t resist being a part of the fun. So come join us and let’s see what crazy adventures we can have together!

Blocky Banter: Where Video Games Get a Taste of the Real World!

banter, blocky, creativity, Entertainment, game design trends, game development, Game Mechanics, games, Gaming Community, gaming industry, graphics, immersive experiences, innovation, interactive storytelling, narrative design, Online Multiplayer, player-engagement, real, Social Interaction, sound design, Taste, Technology, user experience, Video, video games, virtual reality, world

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the wacky world of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Ninja Clan, who roam the land in search of the rarest loot and do battle with evil mobs using their secret chicken-fu techniques. Join them if you dare, but be warned – their leader, Cluck Norris, is not to be trifled with.

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a hidden underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who have some killer moves. Get your groove on and party like it’s 1999 with these explosive dancers.

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PrisonCraft: Where Drumpf Goes to Jail Today!

Accountability, consequences, Corruption, court case, criminal charges, Downfall, drumpf, Guilty, Imprisonment, investigation, Jail, Justice, justice served, law enforcement, Legal System, Over.., Politics, PrisonCraft, punishment, scandal, sentencing, Today

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Dimension Hops:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to the same old, same old because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns your character into a giant block of cheese, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will follow you around and tell you hilarious jokes.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Crafty Resumé Raiders: Where job hunting meets block building fun!

BLOCK, building, career advancement, Career Growth, Crafty, employment search, Fun, hunting, interview invitation, Interview preparation, Job, job application, job hunting, Job Interview, job offer, job opportunity, job prospects, Job Search, job search strategy, job search success, job seeking, meets, professional development, Raiders, Résumé, resume submission, resume writing, send out resume, they actually want to call me for an interview

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8621	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	7274

>send out resume >they actually want to call me for an interview No way, not like this! But hey, at least now I have more time to play on this epic Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. Join now for a chance to become the ultimate diamond disco king!

CraftyCreeperz: Where even the creepers can’t resist a dance party! #29

29.., all hope is over, CraftyCreeperz, CREEPERS, Dance, Japan, Party, Resist

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to all hope because on our server, Japan has taken over and turned everything upside down!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to battle samurais, dodge ninja attacks, and try to survive in a world where sushi reigns supreme. But hey, at least the cherry blossoms are pretty, right?

So if you’re ready for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a Japan-ified world!