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Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Worlds Maintenance, Blue Ruin, character creation, Crafty, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Drive-in Movie night, Events, fall guys, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, GLADIATOR, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, patch notes, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Spiderman, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Turbo Kid, Twin Peaks, watch party

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for our Patch 7.1 update where we introduce new features like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and exploding creepers that shoot out confetti!

But wait, there’s more! We have Moogle Treasure Trove events where you can hunt for rare treasures and Fall Guys competitions where you can race against other players in wacky obstacle courses.

And don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups and events like the Roleplaying Meetup at The Dairyu Moon Gates or the Tokusatsu Watch Party featuring GARO Red Requiem and Kamen Rider Zero-One.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

The Breakfast Club Minecraft SMP

Breakfast, brunch, club, DELICIOUS, early morning, Energizing, first meal, Food, fuel for the day, health, Hearty, important meal, mealtime, Minecraft, morning meal, Nourishment, nutrition, satisfying, smp, start the day, Tasty, Throat, yummy

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5570	Dimension Hops:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Potions Brewed:	86	Crops Grown:	5408

Welcome to Throte Breakfast, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined Throte Breakfast and found themselves in a world where pigs rode on top of creepers, chickens wore diamond armor, and zombies did the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. The mobs in our world have some serious dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where the bacon grows on trees and the rivers flow with maple syrup. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the magical Pancake Palace, where the pancakes are always fluffy and the syrup is bottomless.

So come join us at Throte Breakfast, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?

Blocky Mood Swings Minecraft Server

bipolar episodes, blocky, Boredom, Communication Issues, Connection, contradiction, contradictory feelings, Emotional rollercoaster, friendship, hate, inner turmoil, Loneliness, mental breakdowns, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, mood, motivation, OVERWHELMING, seeking connection, Server, Struggling, Swings, violent rampage, violent thoughts

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Love Letters Sent:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	864	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you crave connection but struggle to hold a conversation without spiraling into a mental breakdown? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft server where bipolar episodes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Build your virtual world while navigating the ups and downs of your own mental state. Connect with other players who understand the struggle of wanting a friend but also hating people with a fiery passion.

Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner rage in a virtual world? Join us and let out all your pent-up aggression in a safe and pixelated environment. Plus, where else can you find a community that embraces your contradictions and chaotic energy?

So come on, join our server and let’s create a world where mental breakdowns are just another part of the game. Who knew therapy could be this fun?

The Land of Spaniards Minecraft SMP

Amerigo Vespucci, Christopher Columbus, Colonization, Conquest, culture clash, discovery, European perspective, Exploration, exploration of the Americas, first contact, first landing, historical accounts, historical event, impact on indigenous societies, indigenous people, Land, Minecraft, native americans, new world, New World discovery., smp, spaniards, Spanish Conquest

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Holy Grails Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	137
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

When you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll feel like a Spanish conquistador discovering the New World for the first time! Picture this: you step off your boat onto the sandy shores and are greeted by towering structures made entirely of diamond blocks, villagers trading emeralds for enchanted gear, and llamas roaming around wearing top hats. It’s a wild and wacky world out there, and you won’t want to miss out on the adventure! Join us now and claim your spot in this crazy, unpredictable land of endless possibilities. Who knows what treasures and surprises await you around every corner!

GeniusCraft Minecraft Server

Brilliance, brilliant minds, creative genius, exceptional intelligence, exceptional minds, exceptional talent, exceptional thinkers, extraordinary ability, genius thinkers, GeniusCraft, gifted individuals, gifted minds, gifted thinkers, innovative minds, intellectual brilliance, intellectual genius, intellectual prowess, intelligence, masterminds, Minecraft, Prodigy, Server, true genius

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the players are so smart, they’ve figured out how to build a working time machine using only redstone and slime blocks? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with true geniuses who will blow your mind with their insane creations.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground laboratory where players are conducting experiments to create mutant chickens that lay golden eggs. And that’s just the beginning of the wacky adventures you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of players who have built a fully functional roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a secret society of players who have discovered a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate in Minecraft madness, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the true genius of our players. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Look at my cute owl wife go! Minecraft SMP

#birdwatching, adorable, animal, bird, cute, cute animals, cute owl, cute owl video, cute pets, feathered friend, funny owl, Minecraft, Nature, OWL, owl appreciation, owl fanclub, owl gif, owl lover, owl meme, owl watching, smp, viral owl video, Wife, wildlife

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the mobs are friendly and the diamonds are plentiful! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a little bit of romance with our resident owl wife.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our owl wife is not just any ordinary owl. She’s a master builder who can create the most jaw-dropping structures with just a flap of her wings. Plus, she’s a total fashionista with a wardrobe that would make even the most stylish Enderman jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of owl romance. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – they tend to get a little too excited around TNT.

ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs Minecraft server

BIOHAOS, ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs, Chaos, Clans, Cruel, Dark, Fight, INTENSE, Ip:, meteorites, Minecraft, PvP, Resources, Server, Shelters, Survival, threat, Uncertain, Underground

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Potions Brewed:	47	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

✔️Minecraft server ☣️ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs☣️

? The world, once filled with hope, has become dark. A biological threat called “BIOHAOS” has flooded cities and villages, causing mass panic and paralyzing all living things. People died in agony, and those who could fled from the megacities, where agony reigned all around. ❗️

? At this moment it becomes clear that in a new world where trust is crumbling, it is humanity that becomes the key to survival. Outside the spawn, darkness reigned, complete chaos.❗️

? Now you are in the world of ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs☣️, where people are forced to live underground, trying to protect their bases and resources from constant threats. Each shelter is guarded, and its supplies are protected by privates?. But life in underground tunnels is full of challenges, and the chances of survival are rapidly decreasing. ❗️

? Meteorites containing precious resources periodically fall from the sky. These celestial stones attract the attention of everyone from hermits to clans seeking to capture them to ensure their existence. Be prepared: the struggle for these resources is intensifying every day?️, and only those who can survive will have a chance to live in this cruel and uncertain world.?️

☣️Get ready for an exciting fight for survival!☣️

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217.106.107.192:27656

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

banana, blocky, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have wings and they’ll take you on epic adventures through the skies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sick moves while you’re at it.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen who have formed a boy band. They may be undead, but they sure know how to drop a sick beat.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards

ai, browse, Community, controversy, criticism, culture, DEI flops, Digital, Gaming, greenlight, internet, Leftards, magnum opus, Minecraft, mock, mocking, newfags, ONLINE, rightoids, Site, smp, trends, tyrone

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Astral Projections Made:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the Rightoids and Leftards as they battle it out over who can release the most DEI flops. But wait, there’s more! Our server’s magnum opus is currently stuck on Greenlight because Tyrone and AI decided to take a poop break. Will they ever finish it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come on, don’t be a newfag and miss out on all the insanity!

”> Yo Jew Minecraft Server”

jew, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server, what do, yo

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ores Mined:	6684
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant roller coaster that will send you flying through the air at breakneck speeds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride around like your own personal army of undead pets. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the server owner to a duel in the arena of doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!