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Putin’s Pixelated Warzone

Conspiracy, crime, electronics, Espionage, Exports, illegal, International, investigation, Justice, Montrealer, pixelated, prosecution, putin, Putins, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, sentenced, SMUGGLING, Technology, Trade, U.S, War, warzone

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2767	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Crops Grown:	1963	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

join our server for the most epic adventures, like the time a russian-montrealer tried to export illegal electronics to help putin’s war but got caught and sentenced in the U.S. TRUE STORY.

we have crazy builds, like a giant statue of putin made entirely out of redstone blocks.

our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build amazing things.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine a dance floor made of lava and a DJ booth with a creeper spinning the tunes.

so come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the FBI watching your every move).

Blueprint Birds & Ants

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal cognition, animal communication, animal construction, animal ecology, animal evolution, animal habitats, animal homes, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal societies, ants, Architecture, Birds, Blueprint, Blueprints, construction codes, Homes, Nature

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Yo, imagine if you could build like birds and ants on this server, man! They got blueprints and construction codes that’ll blow your mind, like seriously, we don’t even fully understand it yet. Join this server and tap into the ancient knowledge of the birds and ants, maybe you’ll even learn how to fly or lift 100 times your own weight. Who knows, man, the possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building like a bird-ant hybrid superhero!

Quantum Craft: Paraparticle Playground

bosons, categorization, Craft, exotic particles, fermions, Paraparticle, paraparticles, particle physics, Physicists, Playground, Quantum, quantum applications, quantum computing, quantum information, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum physics, quantum states, quantum systems, quantum technologies, quantum theory, theoretical physicists, theoretical physics, unconventional particles

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6893	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

yo, dis server be like those paraparticles – straight up defyin’ categorization, man! ain’t no fermions or bosons up in here, just straight up craziness.

join dis server if you wanna be on the cutting edge of quantum minecrafting, cuz we be hintin’ at potential applications in quantum computing like it’s nobody’s business.

we got redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind, and builds so epic they’ll make yo eyes pop outta yo head. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join the madness!

Elderly Elegance 1.20.2

1.20.2, Elderly, elegance, Sex Women Age 35 Mature Older women Cougars MILF Sexual experiences Intimacy Relationships Dating Seduction Passion Desire Fantasy Pleasure Sensuality Mature women Long term relationships

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got sex with women over the age of 35! I know, right? Who knew you could get some cougar lovin’ while building your blocky empire? It’s like a dream come true, dude. So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and start mining for some mature love!

AuntCareGoneWild Minecraft Server

aita, AuntCareGoneWild, Burnout, Caregiver, compensation, decision, Disrespect, family, Frustration, Guilt, INPUT, live-in nurse, Minecraft, moving out, paralysis, reddit, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Stroke, Support, tough situation

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like a soap opera. Are you tired of being taken advantage of by entitled family members? Well, on our server, you can build a virtual world where you are the queen/king of your domain!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your birthday plans or job for ungrateful relatives. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story, where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or drama.

Join us and leave behind the stress of real-life caregiving for a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Who needs unhelpful family members when you can have a community of fellow gamers who appreciate and value your contributions to the virtual world?

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only stroke you’ll be dealing with is the stroke of genius it takes to build your dream world!

PrimaryLiftDenialCraft

Breakfast, childminders, children, dentist appointment, different location, Drivers Licence, driving conditions, frozen car, Grumpy, husband, Late, lift, Mother, packed bags, Plans, primary school viewing, PrimaryLiftDenialCraft, refusing, stress, taxi, traffic

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Animals Bred:	127	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Votes:	6823	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a husband expecting a lift to a school viewing!

Imagine a world where you have to navigate frosty roads and crazy schedules just to survive. Will you make it to your dentist appointment on time, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of misunderstandings like this poor wife? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of trying to defrost a car while juggling children, appointments, and a husband who expects you to be a mind reader!

So why join our server? Because you’ll never know what hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in next. From unexpected taxi bookings to last-minute school viewings, every day is a comedy of errors waiting to happen. Don’t miss out on the laughter and chaos – join us now and let the madness begin!

BedNBreakfasts SMP

appreciation, BedNBreakfasts, Bonding, breakfast in bed, comfort, Cozy, guys, indulgence, Intimacy, lazy morning, love, luxury, opinion, pampering, relationship, Relaxation, romantic gesture, smp, special occasion, Surprise, thoughtful, Treat

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have breakfast in bed EVERY DAY! And not just any breakfast, we’re talking about diamond-encrusted pancakes and golden apple smoothies. It’s like a gourmet feast every morning, all while you’re building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret millionaire who just loves playing Minecraft. So you never know when he might drop some real-life loot for you to find in-game. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server. Breakfast in bed and riches galore, what more could you ask for? Join now before it’s too late! #BreakfastIsLife #MinecraftMillionaireMadness

NoDabbingInMineCraft

common etiquette, Courtesy, courtesy rules, cultural norms, DeCorum, Etiquette, formalities, Manners, modern etiquette, NoDabbingInMineCraft, outdated customs, politeness, social behavior, social conventions, social graces, social norms, societal expectations, traditional Etiquette, unnecessary rules, unwritten rules

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Star Shards Collected:	202
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	5864
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their stuffy etiquette rules? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand they found in a dungeon. The pig-icorn then led them on a wild adventure through a maze filled with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored creepers. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as superheroes, build a house out of giant gummy bears, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?

So, if you’re ready to throw etiquette out the window and embrace the craziness, join our server today! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

DonetskDestructionCraft

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crimea, donetsk, DonetskDestructionCraft, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military intervention, Moscow, political tension, power struggle, russia, sanctions, Separatism, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia battle it out in the virtual world! watch as moscow grinds on in donetsk while ukraine takes a big ol’ bite out of russia! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft! join now for all the chaos and destruction you could ever want in a blocky world! who will come out on top? find out on our server!

Pixel Privacy Patrol

ai tools, Artificial Intelligence, computer scientists, data, Data Protection, digital privacy, Effectiveness, mathematical model, Monitoring, OFFLINE, ONLINE, online privacy, Patrol, PIXEL, privacy, privacy risks, regulators, Risks, safeguarding, Surveillance, Technology, University of Oxford

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

so, liek, u kno how u always feel liek ur bein watched online? well dis server is liek dat, but in a fun way! we got AI tools keepin an eye on u while u play, makin sure u stay safe and havin a good time.

u kno those computer scientists at Oxford? well they helped make dis server super cool with their math stuff. dey made a model to keep ur privacy protected while u build and explore.

so come join us on dis epic server where u can play without worryin bout big brother watchin u. plus, u might even make some new friends along the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.