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GG | POLIT Minecraft server

Cities, Countries, Discord, GG POLIT, minecraft server, Political, real world map, Survival, Tanks, Transport, weapons

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Towns Built:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Crops Grown:	6584

Hi, have you been wanting to find a great server for survival and more? Then you definitely need us, We are a political server with transport, tanks, cities, countries, a real world map, weapons, and much more. If you want to see it, go to the server’s discord.

f1.play2go.cloud:22380

BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7611	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

Ads, Boring Stories, Dead Crowd, E-Drone Pedophiles, Entertainment, Exciting Edition, Glacier Paced, madness, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday Night, Monday Night Slop, night, Poorly Booked, Pro Wrestling, Ratings, Same Place, Same Shit, Server, SlopCraft, ticket sales, Women’s Roster, wrestling, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling show

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Magic Items Found:	8607	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BabyCuts Minecraft Server

anger, baby mullet, baby’s first haircut, BabyCuts, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Confrontation, daycare, emotions, Frustration, handling, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset, VIOLATION, WIBTA

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Animals Bred:	35	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even your baby’s hair isn’t safe! Join us and experience the thrill of finding out your baby’s hair has been mysteriously cut while you were away. But wait, there’s more! Our daycare-themed server will have you shaking with anger as you discover your baby’s precious mullet has been chopped off without your consent. Don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe and secure environment for your little one, as long as you don’t mind a little unexpected haircut here and there. So come on down and join us for a hair-raising adventure like no other!

NoBeds4BILTripUni

ANNOYED, anxiety, Bed.., Birthday, brother-in-law, Couch, disney land, family, fast food, Gifts, Help, HOURS, MONEY, Music, NoBeds4BILTripUni, offer, Phone, Rent, SAVING, trip, universal studios

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

ElectiCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Campaign, candidates, Controversies, crazy, current events, debates, Democracy, ElectiCraft, election, Government, Minecraft, Opinions, political system, Politics, presidential race, public opinion, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, voting process

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Are you tired of all the election drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant zombie politicians, treasure hunts for rare diamond votes, and a secret underground base where we plan to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon government.

Forget about the real world and come join us for some virtual chaos and mayhem! Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat instead? Join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

CraftyNation

Country, CraftyNation, cuisine, culture, Economy, education, Entertainment, Exports, FAMOUS, History, inventions, landmarks, Natural resources, people, Politics, reddit, society, sports, Technology, tourism, Traditions

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking pigs, dancing chickens, and a village of villagers who only spoke in puns. It was a place where the sun never set and the diamonds flowed like water. But beware, for there was also a secret underground lair where evil llamas plotted to take over the world.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With your trusty pickaxe in hand, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way on our server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you in this land of endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary treasure of the not-so-lost city of Sheepopolis. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

BlockyTokyo Minecraft Server

Accountability, assault, BlockyTokyo, cover up, crime, Disclosure, international relations, investigation, Japan, Justice, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, misconduct, negligence, Police, scandal, secrecy, Server, sex crime, transparency, U.S. troops, Victims

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS MORE LIT THAN JAPAN POLICE TRYNA HIDE SEX CRIMES! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WITH U.S. TROOPS AND SECRET MISSIONS. WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A SOAP OPERA, MORE ACTION THAN A MICHAEL BAY MOVIE. COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA BE A PART OF THIS CHAOS. LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES TOGETHER, AND MAYBE UNCOVER SOME SCANDALS TOO. SEE YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD, SOLDIER!

YemenCraft: Blaze Harbor

ablaze, Blaze, harbor, Harbour, Huthi, Israel strikes, Yemen, YemenCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing ablaze is the passion for building and crafting! we got more explosions than israel on yemen, but in a good way! build your own huthi harbour and watch it go up in flames (not really tho, we got fire protection) join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual explosions and fun! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

LiarCraft: Strictly Skilled!

authoritarian parenting, behavioral patterns, character traits, childhood development, communication breakdown, Deception, discipline, dishonesty, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, family relationships, highly skilled liars, LiarCraft, Manipulation, Moral values, parenting, psychological impact, Skilled, strict parents, strict rules, Strictly, trust issues, upbringing

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Farms Harvested:	881	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

so like, this server is like the ultimate training ground for liars, man. if you got strict parents who always catch you sneaking out or lying about your homework, then this is the place for you. we got secret hideouts, sneaky traps, and a whole bunch of other stuff to help you become a master at deception. plus, we got a secret society of ninja cats who will teach you their ways of stealth and cunning. join now and become the ultimate liar in Minecraft history!