ParadiseMC Server Information
Paradise MC Survival Semi-RPG 1.14.4
The server has:
- Protections
- Slimefun
- Pets
- Guilds
- Marry (to have a partner)
- Economy
- Jobs
- Contracts
- Armas
- Mazorras (soon)
play.mc-paradise.com
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ParadiseMC Guilds & Pets
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Misfit Minecraft Server: Marry Me!
Welcome to the Minecraft Server of Eternal Enchantment!
Where Blocks Speak and Unicorns Wear Socks!
Join Us in a World of Timeless Nonsense!
Ever wanted to mine bread? Or wrestle with pixelated spaghetti monsters? Well, strap on your prophylactic helmets because this server will unravel your sanity while knitting a quilt of confusion! Our cows can fly, and the clouds are actually made of mayonnaise. Join us, if you dare!
Features That Will Test Your Will to Exist!
Feature Description Infinite Lava Stairs Climb forever into the depths of despair! Possessed Fish They’re very supportive; they might just follow you home! Falling Trees of Doom You won’t know whether you’re a lumberjack or lunch! Creeper Uncles Invite them to your BBQ and they’ll explode with joy (and caution)! Sky Made of Gravity Why walk when you can float upside-down? Warriors of Laundry Fight your dirty socks in epic quests for cleanliness! Invisible Villagers They can hear you, but you can’t hear… the goose? Drunken Endermen They might steal your blocks and your snacks, hold onto your goldfish! Player Reviews That Never Happened:
“I tried to build a house, but now I live in a shoelace!”
“The jellybeans attacked my pet cactus; it was a dark day.”
“Every night I hear the carrots whispering Shakespeare. It’s hauntingly beautiful.”
“I don’t remember how I got here, but at least I’m not in prison!”
Warning: The Bananas Are Watching…
Join us, but remember, not all who enter return unscathed. The clocks might be out to get you, and the squids know too much. And whatever you do, DO NOT feed the llamas after midnight. You’ve been warned—trust the sentient toasters!
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Hate Girls Marry Class 1.20
Lol, bro, if you wanna have a wild time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server, like ASAP!Imagine walking in on Akane doing… something, who knows what? But that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that goes down on this server!
Join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre and hilarious moments that will make you question your sanity!
Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun, join now and let the madness begin!
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Minecraft SMP: Can’t You Just Marry A Chinese Woman Already? Why Keep Your Diamond Sword?
Are you tired of your parents constantly nagging you to settle down and start a family? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and find your perfect Chinese wife in-game, no need to deal with real-life dating drama. Plus, our server is full of eligible bachelors and bachelorettes just waiting to tie the pixelated knot with you. So what are you waiting for? Say “I do” to our SMP today!
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No Dance Party Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s taller than the rest? Look no further! Our server is so tall, even the Endermen are jealous! Join us and experience a world where height is celebrated and embraced.Imagine a world where every block is as tall as a skyscraper, where you can tower over your friends and enemies alike. Build the tallest structures, climb the highest mountains, and reach for the stars (literally, we have a star dimension).
But that’s not all! Our server is so tall, even the creepers have to look up to see you coming. And don’t worry about dancing with a girl who’s “too tall” – here, everyone is a towering titan of Minecraft mastery.
So come join us on the most vertically inclined Minecraft server around. Who needs to be short when you can reach new heights with us?
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Impregnate rape marry kill Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to play by the rules! Join us for a wild ride filled with impregnating, marrying, killing, and maybe even some unexpected twists along the way.Ever wanted to build a house out of diamond blocks while riding a pig through a lava-filled maze? Well, you can do that here! Our server is filled with unique challenges and opportunities for you to show off your creativity and skills.
But be warned, our community is a bit… unconventional. You might find yourself in a heated debate over which mob is the sexiest or participating in a friendly game of “Rape, Marry, Kill” with your fellow players.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep your sense of humor intact.
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Minecraft SMP: Marry A White Girl
Are you tired of being single and ready to mingle? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We have a special feature where you can actually marry a white girl in-game and live happily ever after in your pixelated paradise. Who needs Tinder when you have virtual love waiting for you in our server?But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you could amass with a whole coop of these majestic birds! Join now and start your journey to becoming the richest player on the server.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious figure in Minecraft history and earn bragging rights among your fellow players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of love, riches, and wild parties that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to watch out for creepers – both in-game and in your love life!
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LovelessCraft: Marry for XP, Care for Diamonds
Are you tired of being lonely in Minecraft? Well, join our server and find your Paul! Our server is filled with kind and sweet players just waiting to care for you. Just like how Paul cares for our player, you’ll never feel alone again!Don’t worry about being rich, just like Paul, our server is comfortable and cozy. With a community of players who are willing to engage and wait for you to join their adventures, you’ll feel right at home.
So come on, join our server and find your Paul today! Who knows, you might even end up getting engaged in-game! Just remember, it’s not about the diamonds, it’s about the companionship and love you’ll find on our server.
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MILcraft: Marry Someone Else!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild family story! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is surviving the night.Just like this OP, you’ll encounter unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our server. From surprise betrayals to unexpected alliances, you never know what might happen next.
And don’t worry, our community is always here to offer support and advice, just like the OP seeking opinions on whether she’s the AH in this situation. So come join us and let’s embark on this crazy adventure together!
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Tripfag Trio Minecraft Server
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we play a game of “fuck, kill, marry” with three random tripfags! Marry Goonocchio, the wooden boy with a heart of gold, Fuck some random tripfag from /biofem/ because why not, and Kill LesbianLoserLurker for murdering a poor innocent mollusk. Join us for insane adventures and unexpected twists on this wild server!