Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rules are simple: kill, rape, marry. In that order, of course!
Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner savage and dominate the virtual world. Want to take out your enemies in the most brutal way possible? Go for it! Feel like marrying a pig for some reason? Sure, why not!
But be warned, things can get pretty crazy on our server. One time, a player built an entire castle out of TNT and blew it up just for fun. Another player tamed a zombie and rode it around like a trusty steed.
So if you’re ready for some insane adventures and hilarious moments, come join us on our server. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we promise)!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sweet as chocolate? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate all things dark and delicious like a rich piece of chocolate cake. Join us to discuss vtubers with tanned, caramel, or chocolate skin tones – because who doesn’t love a little extra melanin in their virtual lives?
But that’s not all – we also have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar so you never miss a chance to celebrate with your favorite virtual idols. And if that’s not enough, we have other threads that will tickle your fancy, from discussing virtual tactics to sharing your favorite vtuber moments.
So why join our server? Because where else can you marry Kyubalt Edition and live out your wildest virtual fantasies? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chocolatey goodness begin!
Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest farming fantasies! But wait, there’s more – our town is run by a chubby woman in her mid-40s who is just waiting for you to sweep her off her feet and marry her in-game! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual wife who knows her way around a virtual farm? Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we play a game of “rape marry kill” with mobs! Will you choose to marry a cute little sheep, kill a pesky creeper, or…wait, what was the first option again? Join us for some twisted fun and see who comes out on top in this wacky game of survival!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks commands to his loyal subjects. Will you pledge your allegiance to this feathered monarch or will you rebel and start a revolution of pigs?
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground disco where the zombies have some killer dance moves and the skeletons can’t stop grooving to the beat. Who knew the undead had such good rhythm?
So come on down to our Minecraft server for a wild ride of insanity, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance with a blocky pig. You never know what you’ll find in this crazy world, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unicorns that poop out diamonds, zombie villagers that break out into dance parties, and cows that can fly.
Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Who needs a real Indonesian wife when you can have one in Minecraft, am I right?
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to marry Zeta! That’s right, not only can you build epic structures and battle mobs, but you can also propose to our beloved Zeta and have a Minecraft wedding ceremony like no other. Our server is the perfect place for all you hopeless romantics out there who want to take your love for Zeta to the next level. So come join us and start planning your dream Minecraft wedding today!
Are you tired of being haunted by high school sweethearts who break your heart and leave you for college sluts? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of this trope and live your best life! Join us and build a world where first loves never break your heart and college sluts are nowhere to be found. Say goodbye to being above someone’s league and hello to a community where everyone is equal and just looking to have a good time. So why wait? Join our server now and break free from the morphogenetically programmed subconscious norms of the past!
Are you tired of living in the real world and not being able to marry your favorite video game character? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can finally tie the knot with that pixelated dreamboat! Whether it’s Mario, Sonic, or even a Creeper, we’ve got you covered!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could amass with just a few clucks and pecks from this majestic creature.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our secret quest to find the fabled Bacon Sword, a weapon so powerful that it can turn your enemies into bacon with just one swing! Just be careful not to accidentally take a bite out of it yourself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of endless possibilities, ridiculous romances, and bacon-infused battles!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can marry Polina from Russia! That’s right, she’s waiting for you in our virtual world, ready to say “I do” in front of all your blocky friends. But be warned, if you don’t treat her right, she might just turn your house into a giant matryoshka doll. So come join us for the chance to find love and adventure in the most unexpected of places. Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic?
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can play a game of “Marry, Rape, Kill” with all your favorite blocky characters! Join us for some twisted fun as you choose who to marry, who to rape (in a consensual and totally fictional way, of course), and who to mercilessly kill with your diamond sword.
But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can ride into battle on a giant chicken armed with a flaming sword, while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, your enemies won’t know what hit them.
So come on over and join our server for some unforgettable and totally questionable moments. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?
The best minecraft server in haba hispana!
We have:
KitPVP, FFA, EggWars (Solo Normal, Solo Speed, Team Normal, Team Speed), SkyWars (Solo/Team/Lucky), The Towers, Hunger Games… and more!
{All minigames are 100% in Spanish!}
WE WILL BE READY:
Blockwars, Miniwalls, Quake, Escape the Beast 3!, Defend the village, skyblock, PVP… and some other surprises!
OdysseySMP is a fun and friendly EarthSMP minecraft server. We have a welcoming and active community and staff who will help you with any worries/questions you have. Our Minecraft network is relatively new but that doesn’t mean we are lackluster, we have a dev team who never stops working to bring out updates you’ll love
Hello brothers. Sisters. We join here today to game on. Game hard. Game strong. That’s right my squirts, my sons. It’s time to game on. And it’s time to Game On Strong. Mine, Craft, and build your way to success in this kill or be killed PVP anarchy no rules bar mitzvah bash. That’s right, you make the rules in this world. Earn Cummy Coins and buy the finest loot ON THE GLOBE just kidding the earth is flat. Nasa uses CGI to create round images of the earth, the moon is a projection. Wake up, sheeple
Established in early 2011, Iron Raptor provides a long term building environment with no map resets. A wide assortment of tools are provided to our members, enabling them to protect their builds and creations.
Minecraft server based on Minigames and Survival modalities dedicated to an audience that loves variety and varied content as well as an audience that likes new things, linked to the Facebook streamer Zelika.
I am happy to present to you A brand new exclusive minecraft minegame server which has just opened its doors to the general public. We are leaving it in 1.8 for the moment but we will probably change that later.
Create your base, plunder, dominate faction
Join us quickly! ip: minecraft94.omgserv.com
(if there aren’t many people yet it’s because it has just opened, we’re counting on you to expand the community! 🙂 )…
Come join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Here at EliteCraft, it is our passion to create and maintain the best community in Minecraft. That is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun 🙂
We primarily focus on creating a community centered survival experience with limited PvP and layers of grief protections such as land claims, item locks etc. When you join our server, you will spawn in the survival server. This server is the primary server of EliteCraft. Founded in 2011, we now have much experience, refining our craft and listening to our players to create the best possible realm for our members to join. We have an active staff team whose goal it is to make sure everyone feels at home and respects each other, with a Minecraft experience that can be enjoyable for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and prosper. Join us now! It is very quick and easy to join and start building.
Creative: At our Creative server, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no griefing or PvP! Additionally, we offer hundreds of unique features including; FULL creative mode immediately after joining, HUGE protected plots for anyone to claim, an array of commands for all players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot and so much more!
Skyblock: Our SkyBlock server offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment!
Come play on a survival/factions server that hands out free items just for playing! Explore the world, build a fortress, trade with the villagers! The origin is periodically reset, so be sure to go beyond 512 blocks from (0, 0) to build.
The rules are simple:
1. Raiding is allowed, but griefing (being destructive for the sake of being destructive) will get you banned.
2. Don’t kill the villagers. Trade with them.
3. Don’t ask to be staff. This server runs all by itself.
4. Don’t connect with a modified game client.
Unlike other servers, you won’t be nagged about voting or donations. The chat will actually be quiet as you play! Also, there aren’t intrusive/abusive “staff” players who will follow you around or harass you. While no Minecraft server can guarantee complete privacy for private messages between players, you can rest easier knowing that no one is reading private messages in real-time (like on some servers). Finally, this server promotes and encourages free speech. You will not be banned for saying anything in chat or for what you write on signs or in books in the game. Of course, you may be mocked for being stupid, so don’t be stupid. 🙂
