ParadiseMC Server Information
Paradise MC Survival Semi-RPG 1.14.4
The server has:
- Protections
- Slimefun
- Pets
- Guilds
- Marry (to have a partner)
- Economy
- Jobs
- Contracts
- Armas
- Mazorras (soon)
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ParadiseMC Server Information
Paradise MC Survival Semi-RPG 1.14.4
The server has:
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Ever wanted to mine bread? Or wrestle with pixelated spaghetti monsters? Well, strap on your prophylactic helmets because this server will unravel your sanity while knitting a quilt of confusion! Our cows can fly, and the clouds are actually made of mayonnaise. Join us, if you dare!
Feature | Description |
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Infinite Lava Stairs | Climb forever into the depths of despair! |
Possessed Fish | They’re very supportive; they might just follow you home! |
Falling Trees of Doom | You won’t know whether you’re a lumberjack or lunch! |
Creeper Uncles | Invite them to your BBQ and they’ll explode with joy (and caution)! |
Sky Made of Gravity | Why walk when you can float upside-down? |
Warriors of Laundry | Fight your dirty socks in epic quests for cleanliness! |
Invisible Villagers | They can hear you, but you can’t hear… the goose? |
Drunken Endermen | They might steal your blocks and your snacks, hold onto your goldfish! |
“I tried to build a house, but now I live in a shoelace!”
“The jellybeans attacked my pet cactus; it was a dark day.”
“Every night I hear the carrots whispering Shakespeare. It’s hauntingly beautiful.”
“I don’t remember how I got here, but at least I’m not in prison!”
Join us, but remember, not all who enter return unscathed. The clocks might be out to get you, and the squids know too much. And whatever you do, DO NOT feed the llamas after midnight. You’ve been warned—trust the sentient toasters!
Imagine walking in on Akane doing… something, who knows what? But that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that goes down on this server!
Join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre and hilarious moments that will make you question your sanity!
Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun, join now and let the madness begin!
Imagine a world where every block is as tall as a skyscraper, where you can tower over your friends and enemies alike. Build the tallest structures, climb the highest mountains, and reach for the stars (literally, we have a star dimension).
But that’s not all! Our server is so tall, even the creepers have to look up to see you coming. And don’t worry about dancing with a girl who’s “too tall” – here, everyone is a towering titan of Minecraft mastery.
So come join us on the most vertically inclined Minecraft server around. Who needs to be short when you can reach new heights with us?
Ever wanted to build a house out of diamond blocks while riding a pig through a lava-filled maze? Well, you can do that here! Our server is filled with unique challenges and opportunities for you to show off your creativity and skills.
But be warned, our community is a bit… unconventional. You might find yourself in a heated debate over which mob is the sexiest or participating in a friendly game of “Rape, Marry, Kill” with your fellow players.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep your sense of humor intact.
Don’t worry about being rich, just like Paul, our server is comfortable and cozy. With a community of players who are willing to engage and wait for you to join their adventures, you’ll feel right at home.
So come on, join our server and find your Paul today! Who knows, you might even end up getting engaged in-game! Just remember, it’s not about the diamonds, it’s about the companionship and love you’ll find on our server.
Just like this OP, you’ll encounter unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our server. From surprise betrayals to unexpected alliances, you never know what might happen next.
And don’t worry, our community is always here to offer support and advice, just like the OP seeking opinions on whether she’s the AH in this situation. So come join us and let’s embark on this crazy adventure together!
Join us for epic dance battles with creepers, where the winner gets a diamond disco ball to hang in their virtual crib. And don’t even get us started on our llama rodeo events – yeehaw!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a baby dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the good times ROLL!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we don’t expect you to spend $300 on a vanity mirror for anyone – not even your sister! Our community is all about having fun, building epic creations, and battling mobs together. Plus, our virtual gifts are way cooler and won’t break the bank.
So, leave the real world behind and dive into our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide which block to place next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your sister about expensive gifts. Join now and let the virtual fun begin!
Whether it’s that one friend who always stole your diamonds or that creeper who blew up your house, we celebrate all types of assholes here. Share your stories of grief and laughter as we pay tribute to those who made our gaming experience just a little bit more frustrating.
But remember, no violence allowed! We may be honoring the jerks, but let’s keep things civil in our virtual world. So come on in, build a memorial to your favorite troll, and let’s make some memories together on this outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe even the creepers will shed a tear for our fallen assholes.
IP Address | Play.DVRaids.Win |
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Description | We are a new Factions – PvP – Raiding server that emphasizes core gameplay with no unfair advantages from donation ranks. |
Rank Progression | Rookie = 10Hrs => Member = 48Hrs => Hero = 100Hrs => Champion = ??? (More to come) |
At the end of the map reset (TBD), we will feature a cash prize for the top faction on the server (/f top money).
Our Discord server is linked to our Minecraft server for ease of access to chat with members whilst away.
Come by and give it a try!
Question | Answer |
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Is the server compatible with version 1.20.1+? | Yes, the server is compatible with version 1.20.1 and above. |
Are there unfair advantages from donation ranks? | No, all rank upgrades are based on time spent on the server. |
Is there a cash prize for the top faction? | Yes, at the end of the map reset, there will be a cash prize for the top faction. |
Is there a Discord server linked to the Minecraft server? | Yes, our Discord server is linked for easy communication with members. |
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Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offered to be their personal bodyguard. The chicken, who we lovingly named Sir Clucks-a-Lot, followed the player around and protected them from any danger. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who throws the most epic dance parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: a field full of sheep grooving to the beat of the music, with fireworks exploding in the sky above. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky characters and wild events you’ll encounter next? One thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again!