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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 5834 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Ores Mined: | 1779 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5434 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Votes: | 5179 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because in our world, the chickens are the rulers and they don’t take kindly to outsiders. But don’t worry, you can join forces with the cows who have a secret underground resistance movement against the chicken overlords.
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. Just watch out for the DJ skeleton who only plays spooky scary skeletons on repeat.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because this shit hits different when you’re older and ready to embrace the madness! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve experienced before.
