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DressCodeDrama

AITAH, appropriate, aunts wedding, comfortable, cry, cute, DAUGHTER, dress, DressCodeDrama, family, Girls, husband, Kids, lunch, maid of honor, MARRIED, required, shopping, sister, Telling, Upset, weather, Women

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Buildings Constructed:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure where you can dress up your characters in the fanciest dresses and suits.

We understand the importance of family events, just like the wedding where your daughter must wear a dress or face the consequences. Don’t worry, we won’t leave anyone with a babysitter – unless they’re a creeper trying to crash the party!

Join now for a chance to navigate through family dynamics, dress shopping quests, and emotional meltdowns – all in the name of love and weddings. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and fashionable at the same time?

DuplexDrama Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Boyfriend, butthole, compromise, DATING, Divorced, duplex, DuplexDrama, fair living arrangement, insurance, investment properties, landlady, living together, MARRIED, mindset, Minecraft, Mortgage, ocean view, paycheck to paycheck, pet rent, property taxes, puppy damage, Rent, security deposit, Server, short-sighted, struggling financially, taking advantage, third-party, unit 1, unit 2, Upkeep, wear and tear

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9848
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Ores Mined:	8266	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value fair living arrangements and crazy mindsets! Join us and experience the thrill of arguing with your virtual landlord over rent payments in our virtual duplex world.

Imagine living in a 1800sq ft ocean view duplex for only $1200, but then having to deal with a roommate who thinks they should live rent-free because the other unit pays the mortgage. It’s like a virtual soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of negotiating with your in-game partner about moving out into a tiny 700sq ft apartment where you each pay $1k to a third party. Who needs real life drama when you can have all this in Minecraft?

So come on in and join us on this wild ride of financial struggles, relationship drama, and virtual property management. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

SEQCRAFT: Where Java 1.21 and Discord collide, Whitelist and Vanilla get married, and SMP meets Hermitcraft-Like Season-5!

adult behavior, application, backgrounds, collide, Community, core community, Discord, family members, Flavors, gameplay, Hermitcraftlike, java, litematica, MARRIED, Mature Community, meets, Minecraft, multiplayer, Preferences, Reset, Season5, SEQCRAFT, smp, tweakeroo, Vanilla, Whitelist, world, Xaero’s Map mods

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Seqcraft SMP Overview

Season	Season 5
World Reset	Reset about a month and a half ago
Policy	Be fair and be decent – no stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited pvp-ing, hate, or excessive drama
Mods Allowed	Litematica, Xaero’s Map mods, Tweakeroo
World Reset Countdown	Most official major Java edition release instantly initiates a 7 day countdown to a world reset

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join?	Join https://discord.gg/MzP5gPb3 for more info and to get whitelisted!
What are the rules on the server?	The rules include being fair and decent, no stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited pvp-ing, hate, or excessive drama. Building starter bases close to spawn is encouraged.
What mods are allowed on the server?	Litematica, Xaero’s Map mods, Tweakeroo are allowed.
Is there an age requirement to join?	While the server focuses on a mature community, players ranging from 13 to 40+ are welcome. Younger members are allowed if they can behave maturely and show they can follow the rules.

CraftyCanvasCo

affordable, CHARGE, children, Clients, Commission, CraftyCanvasCo, dad, Friend, gift, House, Job, MARRIED, mom, MONEY, Painting, reference, social media, supplies, Time, UNFAIR, WORTH..

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this tale of friendship turned sour.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Experience the thrill of waiting years for a painting (or in our case, waiting for new updates and features). 2. Get sneak peeks of what’s to come, just like the sneak peeks of the painting in this story. 3. Enjoy the drama of unexpected charges and price hikes – who knows what surprises await you on our server! 4. Interact with a community that’s as unpredictable as this friend’s behavior – you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join us now for a gaming experience that’s just as crazy as this story! (But don’t worry, we won’t charge you $700 for it) 😉

BlockyLoveMatch

BlockyLoveMatch, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, Connection, devotion, forever.., Happiness, lifelong love, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, MARRIED, Partnership, relationships, soulmate, special bond, Spouse, true love, Trust

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Animals Bred:	161	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate matchmaker! We guarantee that you’ll find your soulmate while building your dream castle together. Who needs dating apps when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and say “I do” to your in-game spouse!

ExWifeKidneyDietNoConsult

attracted, childhood neighbor, clinical nutrition, Consultation, ex’s wife, ExWifeKidneyDietNoConsult, Favor, Friend, hooked up, kidney problems, MARRIED, nutrition, Overseas, patient evaluation, physical interaction, Pregnant, Pursuing, remote, Revenge, serious health issue, Treatment, Updated

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate revenge story unfold right before your eyes!

Picture this: You, a seasoned RD with clinical nutrition experience, getting a request from your ex’s wife for a consultation. But wait, it gets better – this ex of yours was a total jerk who couldn’t make up his mind about being attracted to you! Talk about drama!

Now, imagine the thrill of denying his wife nutritional treatment because, let’s face it, you’re not updated on the latest medical info and you’re living in a different country. But hey, who needs facts when you have a juicy backstory like this?

Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through the world of Minecraft with a side of revenge served cold. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love (or drama) in the pixelated world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

CraftyRacismMC Server

CONSERVATIVE, CraftyRacismMC, Cunt, decision, Dirt, false accusation, husband, investigation, Karma, liberal, MARRIED, masters student, Meeting, Professor, racism, research assistant, rest in peace, Server, student affairs, Support

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Potions Brewed:	98	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like this insane tale. Join us for a rollercoaster of events that will have you laughing, crying, and scratching your head all at the same time.

We’ve got drama, intrigue, and scandal just like the story of the falsely accused student and the liberal professor. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server? Maybe you’ll uncover a secret marriage, or maybe you’ll find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about ethics and morality.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some karma coming your way (in a good way, of course). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one outrageous story at a time!

FamilyInsultExitCraft

aita, Boundaries, career choice, Communication, East Coast, equality, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Reunion, Family Values, FamilyInsultExitCraft, Grief, INSULTED, Led Zeppelin cover band, Loss, MARRIED, Misogyny, road life, sexism, Sympathy, west coast

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Ores Mined:	2933	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you ready to escape the drama of your real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other!

Picture this: you’re a 24-year-old rocker in a Led Zeppelin cover band, traveling the world and living the dream. But wait, there’s more – your wife tragically passed away in a car accident just two weeks ago. Heartbroken and seeking solace, you decide to attend a family reunion on the east coast, despite your family’s disapproval of your rockstar lifestyle.

But oh no, the reunion turns into a nightmare when your family blames you for your wife’s death and insults her memory. They call you a failure and spew sexist and misogynistic remarks at you. Fed up with their toxic behavior, you storm out and cut off all contact with them.

Now, imagine escaping to our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any family drama or judgment. Join us for a virtual getaway where you can be yourself and leave the haters behind. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret Led Zeppelin concert hidden somewhere in the game – can you find it?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave your real-life troubles at the door. It’s time to game on and rock out like never before!

MarriedCraft: Where Straight Dudes Have Gay Fun!

Cheating, Closeted, Deception, Dudes, Exploration, Fun, Gay, Gay Men, hidden desires, Homosexuality, Infidelity, LGBTQ, MARRIED, MarriedCraft, Masculinity, relationships, same-sex attraction, Secrets, sex, sexual orientation, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Straight.., taboo

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1253
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimension Hops:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Votes:	9814

LOL, dis server is like a wild party where straight married dudes are secretly having gay sex! 😂 Join us for a crazy time full of surprises and unexpected twists! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server! So come on and join the fun, you won’t regret it! 🤪🎉

SpouseCraft Minecraft Server

Commitment, compatibility, DATING, first impression, First Meeting, husband, Initial Thoughts, Life Partner, long term relationship, love, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, partner, relationship, romance, Server, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, SpouseCraft, Wedding, Wife

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing for a partner to share your diamonds with? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and find your virtual soulmate among our community of players. Who knows, maybe you’ll meet your future spouse while building a pixelated castle together.

Just like in real life, your first impression of your in-game spouse might be a bit rocky. Maybe they accidentally hit you with a pickaxe or stole your last porkchop. But hey, isn’t that what love is all about?

So come on, join our server and let the virtual sparks fly! Who knows, you might end up crafting a real-life love story.

Gold Rush Gals Hide ‘n’ Seek

Airport arrests, airport security, Airport smuggling, Body cavity smuggling, Body concealment, Contraband, criminal activity, Female criminals, gals, GOLD, gold bars, Gold smuggling, Hidden in bodies, Hide, illegal activities, Illegal possessions, Illegal transportation, illegal-trade, law enforcement, precious metals, Rush, security checks, Seek, Smuggling operation, Women smugglers

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170
Love Letters Sent:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the craziest things happen like six women getting caught at the airport smuggling 84 gold bars hidden in their bodies! like who even does that?! we promise you won’t find any gold bars hidden in bodies on our server but you will find a ton of fun and chaos! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Blocky HR Fun Land

blocky, employee engagement, employee relations, Fun, HR, hr department, HR duties, HR functions, HR practices, HR professionals, HR responsibilities, HR role, HR services, HR strategies, hr team, Human Capital, human Resources, Land, organizational development, people management, talent management, workforce management, workplace culture

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9007
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Ores Mined:	5989	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

So, like, listen up gamers! if u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server in the whole universe, then u gotta come to our server! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.

And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).

So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Arctic Ozone Measured at Highest Level Since 1979 Frosty Skyblock Empire

1979, 1979Frosty, Arctic, atmospheric chemistry, Atmospheric Monitoring, Atmospheric science, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, Earth’s atmosphere, Empire, Environment, environmental impact, global warming, Highest, highest level, LevelSince, measured, Measuredat, Ozone, ozone depletion, polar regions, Pollution, scientific research, Skyblock, UV radiation

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got penguins riding polar bears, bro! And the igloos are made of diamond blocks, like whaaat?!

But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.

And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream, without hacks or resets! EU server 1.20 with semi-anarchy fun.

Active players, Allies, betray, Chaos, cream, discord community, escape spawn, Escaping Spawn, Factions, Fun, Griefing, Hacks, Ip:, map size, meets, nether roof, No Duping, No hacking, PvP, Raiding, Resets, semi anarchy, Semianarchy, Server, Simply, starter base, Survival, Vanilla, Website, World Borders, youtube video

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Overview	Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since	2019
Discord Community	Strong and active
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Server IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Website	Visit our website
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ

What is Simply Vanilla?

Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.

Can I escape spawn?

Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!

Are there any rules?

The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.

‘They Tried’ Minecraft Server

#youtube, achievement, acknowledgment, applaud, commend, commendation, Dedication, determination, Effort, encouragement, hard work, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, praise, recognition, Server, success, Support, tried, Video

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Dragons Tamed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got players attempting the impossible and failing hilariously. Watch as they try to build a house out of TNT or ride a pig off a cliff – it’s pure comedy gold! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Who needs to actually succeed when you can fail so spectacularly? Join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

The Silent Hill 2 Devs – Minecraft SMP – Remake Lovers

BTFO, developers, devs, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, HILL, Horror, horror games, Like.., Lovers, Minecraft, original, remake, SILENT, Silent Hill, silent hill 2, Silent Hill 2 remake, Silent Hill Remake, Silent Hill series, smp, survival horror, survival horror games, video game developers, video games

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Mines Excavated:	3472	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by the OG Silent Hill 2 developers who absolutely hated the remake and are here to show everyone how it’s done!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.

But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

ExCardNoExGF-BdayParty

Birthday Party, cheating accusation, custody, Divorce, ex’s name, ExCardNoExGFBdayParty, Involved, lack of effort, lying.., outside opinion, phone argument, plan ahead, present mom, refusing to sign, work trip

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

GenderSwapMinecraftSMP

feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender inequality, Gender issues, Gender norms, gender perception, gender perspective, gender reversal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender transformation, GenderSwapMinecraftSMP, male privilege, Masculinity, sexism, societal expectations, toxic masculinity

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mines Excavated:	2915	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener on the other side…literally! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate gender-bending adventure. Imagine a world where women suddenly become men in Minecraft – chaos ensues as they try to navigate their newfound masculinity. Will they survive the struggle of not being able to find their favorite shade of lipstick in the game? Will they be able to resist the urge to stop and ask for directions while mining for diamonds? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!

DigStraightDown

advice misconceptions, advice myths, advice pitfalls, advice that backfires, advice that disappoints, advice that doesn’t deliver, advice that doesn’t work, advice that fails, advice that falls flat, advice that falls short, advice that flops, advice that misses the mark, advice that underwhelms, advice to avoid, bad advice, common advice, DigStraightDown, ineffective advice, misguided advice, popular advice, unhelpful advice

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	534
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PutinsBirthdayMC Server

Assignment, controversy, education, forced, Government, Happy Birthday, leader, Political, protest, Pupils, putin, PutinsBirthdayMC, RECORD, russia, Russian, School, Server, social media, Students, video messages, viral, wishing

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Crops Grown:	4458	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Animals Bred:	118
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchantments Applied:	299

So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!