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CraftyHacksMC

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! That’s right, our server has a special mod that turns pigs into fearless warriors ready to take on any foe. And don’t worry, the chickens have been training in the art of ninja combat, so it’s sure to be an epic showdown.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant talking potato who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to claim the loot. Can you out-dance a potato? There’s only one way to find out!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyGessenConvict

activism, authoritarian regime, Censorship, convicted in absentia, CraftyGessenConvict, criticizing the military, dissent, Exile, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Journalism, Legal System, Masha Gessen, media ethics, media freedom, persecution, political repression, press freedom, russia, Russian government, US journalist

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Crops Grown:	6891	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM, you’re in the middle of a crazy adventure! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers bustin’ out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even US journalist Masha Gessen got convicted in absentia in Russia just for talking smack about our military. That’s how powerful and insane our server is.

So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on over to our Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe some armor, just in case). Let’s get this party started, baby!

ServerShutdownMystery

Communication, connectivity, Cyberspace, data, digital age, digital existence, enigmatic essence, INFORMATION, Infrastructure, internet, mysterious concept, Network, ONLINE, physical world, Realm, Servers, ServerShutdownMystery, Technology, technology dependence, virtual reality, virtual-realm

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Yo, listen up! This server is like the internet’s secret lair, but in Minecraft form. If all servers shut down, this one would still be poppin’ off like a party that never ends. Join us and become a part of the enigmatic essence that will blow your mind, man.

We’ve got unicorns riding on rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move. You’ll never want to leave once you see the epic battles between giant chickens and evil squids. It’s like a never-ending adventure that will make your brain explode with excitement.

So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe. Who needs the real world when you can live in a place where anything is possible? Let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until the next server reset. Let’s do this!

TimeLordCraft

accurate clock, Advanced technology, atomic clock, atomic physics, atomic timekeeping, innovation, Physicists, Precision, research, scientific advancement, scientific breakthrough, Technology, time accuracy, time measurement, timekeeping, timekeeping device, timekeeping innovation, timekeeping instrument, timekeeping precision, timekeeping technology, TimeLordCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Towns Built:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Villages Defended:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

join our minecraft server and experience time travel like never before! our clocks are so accurate, you’ll be able to go back in time and witness the dinosaurs roaming the earth. imagine riding a t-rex while mining for diamonds, it’s a once in a lifetime experience! plus, our clocks are so precise that you’ll never have to worry about being late for a creeper attack. come join us and embark on a journey through time and space in the most epic minecraft server ever created!

Welcome to Novadia: Where Vanilla is Only Semi-expected!

Bloom Host, Community, Discord, Events, Friends, gameplay, Griefing, Interaction, Minecraft, new players, Novadia, Peace of mind, player heads, Plugins, Reliability, Semi Vanilla, Semiexpected, sense of community, Server, Stairs, stealing, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Server Name:	Novadia Minecraft Server
Update:	1.21 Tricky Trials
Focus:	Community-centered server with vanilla-adjacent gameplay
Features:	Vanilla-adjacent gameplay Friendly community Reliability Peace of Mind Events
Join Our Community:	discord.gg/novadia

FAQ

Can I play solo on the server?

Yes, you can play solo on the server, but we highly encourage interacting with other players to experience the full potential of Novadia.

Are there any rules against griefing and stealing?

Yes, griefing and stealing are not allowed on the Novadia Minecraft Server. Our plugins can catch and rollback any damage done to your creations.

How often are events hosted on the server?

Events are hosted on the server monthly, giving players multiple opportunities to participate and have fun with friends.

What modifications are included in the gameplay?

Novadia focuses on vanilla gameplay but includes minor modifications such as player heads and the ability to sit on stairs to add depth to the gameplay experience.

Is the server reliable?

Yes, the server is hosted through Bloom Host with strong hardware and good uptime, ensuring a reliable gaming experience for all players.

CraftyAnon’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Towns Built:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience the wild side of gaming? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a chaotic adventure where you’ll encounter crazy wildlife like never before. From exploding pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll come across next.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. This majestic creature spits fireballs and can breakdance like nobody’s business.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who knows what madness awaits you in this unpredictable world!

Incel-Free Zone Minecraft Server

acceptance, Cultural differences, DATING, discrimination, Diversity, gender dynamics, Happiness, IncelFree, Incels, intersectionality, Loneliness, Marriage, mental health, Minecraft, non-white women, racism, relationships, self improvement, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, white men, Zone

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1955
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	310

Are you tired of being a lonely incel in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, white men cannot be incels! Just marry a non-white woman and all your problems will be solved! Join us for a wacky adventure where love knows no bounds and incels are a thing of the past. Plus, rumor has it that our non-white women villagers have some killer dance moves that will make you forget all about your incel woes. So come on down and find your player 2 on our server – where happiness is just a marriage away!

NightmareCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Crops Grown:	6782	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	6462	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you afraid of getting lost in a dark cave with only a pickaxe and a stack of torches? Or maybe you tremble at the idea of being chased by a horde of angry creepers? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that these spine-chilling scenarios will happen to you on a daily basis! Join us if you dare for a chance to experience the thrill of narrowly escaping a pack of zombie pigmen or the excitement of accidentally blowing up your own house with TNT. Don’t miss out on the heart-pounding action and join our server today for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity!

PooCraft: The Embarrassing Chronicles

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	287	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Runes Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	766341
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	651	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Have you ever pooped your pants in public and wished you could just dig a hole and hide in it? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for the most immersive and hilarious gaming experience where you can relive all your embarrassing moments in the safety of a virtual world.

We have special poop-themed challenges and mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you might just poop your pants again (but don’t worry, it’s all virtual this time). And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even participate in our “Poop Olympics” where players compete to see who can create the biggest, smelliest pile of virtual poop.

So come join us on our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together (hopefully without any actual accidents this time). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind gaming experience!

Minecraft Server: NoMutilationZone

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Votes:	2448	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchantments Applied:	91	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

so, liek, u want a minecraft server that is LIT AF? well, u gotta join dis server cuz it is da BOMB DIGGITY, bro. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha.

u know how in real life, u can’t do crazy stuff like female genital mutilation? well guess what, on dis server, u can do WHATEVER u want. want to build a giant statue of a potato? GO FOR IT. want to ride a llama into battle? HELL YEAH.

we also have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map with diamonds and emeralds and all dat good stuff. and if u find the ULTIMATE treasure chest, u get a real life unicorn delivered to ur house. no joke.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server and let the craziness begin! oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty epic.