Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about the drama in your real life. Our server is filled with hilarious quests, ridiculous challenges, and plenty of opportunities to laugh until you cry.
And the best part? We have a strict no cheating policy, so you can rest easy knowing that you won’t have to deal with any married players looking for a little extra fun. Our community is all about having a good time without causing any unnecessary drama.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the drama behind. Who needs real life friends when you can have a blast with us in the virtual world?
Imagine blocking someone’s path in the game just for fun, or shining your virtual headlights in their face as payback. The possibilities are endless on our server, where being petty is the name of the game. So come join us and let your inner mischief-maker run wild. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate master of pettiness in the Minecraft world. Join now and let the hilarity begin!
Experience the thrill of surgical neck injuries and emotional rollercoasters as you navigate through our unique landscape filled with angry parents and crying children. Build your own BBQ fortress to protect yourself from incoming balls and angry messages from neighbors.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to prove your right to shout at children and earn the title of the most disgusting player on the server. Join now and let the madness begin!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But little did they know, the treasure was cursed! Suddenly, a giant chicken appeared out of nowhere and started chasing them around, clucking menacingly. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you!
But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil zombie villagers, engage in epic build battles with other players using nothing but giant blocks of cheese, and even participate in a weekly llama fashion show where the most stylish llama wins a shiny new saddle.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer? Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Welcome to Alloyed Empires! We are a brand new, friendly casual modded java server intent on providing an interesting survival experience for our players. Our ideals of running the server for you is one of a non-serious and cooperative hope of mutual enjoyment between staff and player. But of course, for security purposes, we have a whitelist on our server. To gain full access to our server, please join our discord server linked on this page, and complete the short verification process. It’ll take you less than a minute!
Discord at discord.gg/RW3zeG9bSW
We hope to see you enjoying our server soon.
15.204.55.119:25573
| Features |
|---|
| 100% community-run economy |
| Lottery |
| Custom terrain generation with Terralith datapack |
| Bedrock support |
To join the server, you can connect using MC.FLINTIX.COM on Java 1.21 or MC.FLINTIX.COM:19132 on Bedrock.
Yes, the economy is 100% community-run. Funds are funneled into the economy through voting, and players can use the Auction House to trade resources.
The server has custom terrain generated with the Terralith datapack and supports Bedrock so players can team up with friends using different editions.
You can join the Discord server linked in the overview to share your feedback and suggestions with the community and server staff.
1. Marine Tondelier is not just a regular leader, she’s a Minecraft pro who can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes. She once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot.
2. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out diamonds and the Creeper that tells dad jokes before exploding.
3. We have the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience, where players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and shoot fire-breathing llamas from cannons.
4. Our community is like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone is constantly pranking each other with TNT traps and fake treasure chests filled with potatoes.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where Marine Tondelier rules with an iron fist…or maybe just a diamond pickaxe.
Our server is a chill place where you can let your freak flag fly high. Post what you like and as long as only one person complains, it’s all good. We even have a radio station and a tagmap to keep things interesting. Plus, we’ve got some insane stories like Dragon Marine & Xenomorphs (with a gory/bad ending) and Dragon slit play – you won’t find that kind of content anywhere else!
And if you’re into Skyrim modding, we’ve got you covered with resources galore. From lewd Warhammer mods to basic coloring tutorials, we’ve got everything you need to take your gaming experience to the next level. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!
Experience the thrill of living with a roommate who goes from sweet to sour faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”. Will you be the one to uncover their secret diary and discover the truth behind their passive-aggressive behavior? Only time will tell!
But fear not, for our server is a place where you can find new adventures around every corner. From finding hidden treasure to navigating through complex roommate dynamics, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world.
So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship and patience. Who knows, you might just come out on top and find yourself with a free beachfront apartment in Maine! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers lurking in the shadows…they’re nothing compared to the roommate drama you’ll encounter on our server!