Married Couple MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

DadWifeDramaCraft

divorced parents, extended family, dad’s new wife, guilt tripping, out of state

Are you tired of boring family drama during the holidays? Join our Minecraft server for a wild time that will make your family drama look like child’s play!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream Christmas dinner with blocks instead of actual food. Our server is hosting a massive Christmas dinner event where you can show off your building skills and compete for the title of the ultimate holiday feast architect.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through tricky family dynamics and guilt-tripping NPCs who will stop at nothing to make you rearrange your plans for their perfect Christmas. Will you stick to your original holiday plans or give in to the pressure of blending families in the virtual world?

Join us now and experience the most outrageous holiday season of your life! And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be compromising is your sanity.

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KyivScienceMinecraftServer

Russian drone strike, neurobiologist, new year’s day, Attack, Olesia Sokur

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We have crazier explosions than Russia’s New Year’s Day attack on Kyiv! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your brain cells explode like those Ukrainian scientists! Play with us and you’ll feel like a doctor of biological sciences, just watch out for those Russian drone strikes! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now for a Minecraft experience that will blow your mind (literally)!

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Ripa’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Server, smell, awkward moment, Talk show host, married couple

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Kelly Ripa’s rippers are legendary! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure as we explore the depths of blocky worlds and uncover the mysteries of stinky rippers.

Legend has it that Kelly Ripa once ripped a ripper so potent that even Marc Consuelos couldn’t handle it. But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you can harness the power of Ripa’s ripper for yourself!

Embark on quests to find the elusive Ripper Stone, rumored to grant the user the ability to unleash deadly farts on unsuspecting mobs. Or team up with fellow players to defeat the evil Gas Giants, who seek to steal all the rippers in the land for themselves.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the farts are fierce and the fun never stops! Just remember to bring your gas mask…you’re gonna need it!

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GlacierGriefMC – CryCraft15

climate change, landscape photography, nature photography, glacier retreat, Environmental awareness

lol u ever seen a glacier cry? well come join our minecraft server and u will see it all the time!! our glaciers are so emotional, they cry like babies all day long. u can even take photos and show them off to ur friends.

this one married couple from Bristol came on our server and took pics of the melting Swiss glaciers. they were so shook by the changes they saw, they couldn’t stop crying. but don’t worry, our glaciers love the attention. they thrive on the drama.

come join us on X and witness the ‘staggering’ changes in the Alps. u won’t believe ur eyes. plus, u might even get some abuse from the glaciers themselves. they’re a feisty bunch, always ready for a fight. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see those glaciers cry like there’s no tomorrow.

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MineCraftyWakeUpCall

supervisor, House, ANNOYED, Overtime, Late

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up on time is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and experience the thrill of setting multiple alarms, only to turn them off and go back to sleep like a pro.

Embark on epic quests to find the magical snooze button, hidden deep within the caves of procrastination. Battle against the evil forces of oversleeping and laziness, all while trying to make it to work on time!

Create your own alarm clock fortress and defend it against the relentless attacks of the late risers. Will you be the hero who saves the day by waking up on time, or will you be forever cursed to hit the snooze button for eternity?

Join now and show off your time management skills in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Remember, on this server, the early bird catches the diamond, so set those alarms and get ready for the most chaotic morning routine of your life!

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Obson & Gura’s Pixel Paradise: Where Only the Cutest Creepers Survive!

#adorable couple, #husband and wife duo, lovebirds, Guras, LOVE OF MY LIFE

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our fearless leader, Obson (that’s me, not you). Legend has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. And don’t even get me started on his cute wife Gura – rumor has it she can tame creepers with just a wink!

But that’s not all – on this server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden carrots. Our community is made up of the most skilled builders, redstone wizards, and pranksters you’ll ever meet. Just watch out for the llama army that patrols the server – they may look cute, but they’ll spit on you if you get too close.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t find a server quite like this anywhere else. See you in the game, if you dare!

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InsultCraft SMP: Big Brain Burns

intelligent comeback, clever retort, smp, clever comeback, sharp-tongued

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got a whole bunch of crazy shenanigans going on, like one time we had a creeper riding a pig in a diamond helmet, it was wild, man. And the best part is, we have the smartest insults ever, like one time someone called another player a potato with legs, I was dying, bro. So if you wanna be part of this wacky world of madness, join us now and prepare to laugh your butt off!

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BlockyBlingLand

extravagant parties, gourmet meals, Dream House, Spa treatments, custom furniture

If money weren’t an issue, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Legend has it that our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. So come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity)!

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FlamingLandingGear Minecraft Server

Airport, emergency response, Safety, landing gear issue, Air Canada

so, like, this server is lit AF, just like that Air Canada flight that had flames coming out of it. but don’t worry, our server won’t crash and burn like that plane did. we have the sickest landing gear in all of Minecraft land.

join us if you wanna experience the thrill of a lifetime, just like those passengers on that flight. except instead of flames, you’ll be surrounded by epic builds and crazy adventures. trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

so come on, hop on board and let’s take off into the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. just make sure to buckle up, because things are gonna get bumpy in the best way possible.

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MerzCraft: Musk Slammer – No AfD Allowed!

Slammer, afd, Politics, German, chancellor

so, like, u know how german politics can be a bit of a snoozefest, right? well, not on this server, fam! we got merz, the german chancellor candidate, straight up SLAMMIN’ musk over some afD stance. like, who even knew these two would be beefin’ in the minecraft world, right? come join us for some epic drama and political intrigue, cuz this server is lit AF! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot. don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the madness!

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