MARRIED Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Regretful Married Men SMP: Don’t Do Minecraft SMP

children, Commitment, Decisions, dont, family, Fatherhood, fulfillment, Happiness, life choices, Marriage, MARRIED, Married men, Men, Minecraft, MONEY, parenting, Reflection, regret, regretful, regrets, relationships, responsibilities, Sacrifices, Single life, smp, Status

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of being tied down by marriage and kids in real life? Do you wish you could escape to a virtual world where you can be a single, rich, and child-free player on a Minecraft SMP server? Well, look no further because our server offers the ultimate escape from reality!

Join our server and live out your wildest dreams of being a carefree bachelor with endless riches and no responsibilities. Build extravagant mansions, drive fancy cars, and party like there’s no tomorrow in our virtual world.

But beware, drama and chaos await you as you navigate through the treacherous waters of relationships and parenthood on our server. Will you choose to settle down and start a virtual family, or will you continue living the single life in our crazy Minecraft SMP world?

So come join us and experience the ultimate escape from reality on our server. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Sub to Her Minecraft Server

Behavior, CONTENT, Disappointment, Drama, Drunk, Entertainment, family, gossip, influencers, loyalty, MARRIED, Minecraft, Nerissa, relationships, scandal, Server, sisters, slutty, social media, subscription, Updates, Whores

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	New Chunks Explored:	672607
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of scandal.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a battle between a group of ninja pandas and a gang of evil llamas. Who will come out victorious? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Nerissa, a mystical being who can grant you three wishes. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can fly you to the ends of the earth? You got it. The possibilities are endless.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident drunk whores – I mean, married sisters. They may be a little wild, but they sure know how to throw a party. Who knows what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for anything – and we mean anything.

Antenna Wedding Minecraft Server

ANTENNA, antennas, celebration, comedy, Entertainment, funny, humor, Humorous, JOKE, LAUGH, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, pun, reception, Server, Wedding, Witty, witty comedy, witty humor, witty jokes, witty puns

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Falling into the Void:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	9662	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Zombie Dances:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the antennas are getting in on the fun! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a reception that will have you laughing all night long. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton! Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join us now and let the good times roll!

Minecraft server: MILF Crushin’ Coworker

Alluring, attraction, Captivating, coworker, crushin, desire, FANTASY, FAT ASS, Forbidden, infatuation, longing, Lust, MARRIED, mature woman, Milf, Minecraft, Older, secret crush, seduction, Server, Sexy, taboo, temptation

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where you can live out all your wildest fantasies, like building a giant statue of your favorite anime character or starting a llama racing league.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty Brigade, a group of players dedicated to finding the biggest, juiciest pixelated booties in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that they once stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and rare items, all guarded by a pack of twerking zombies.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also where the infamous love triangle between Steve, a creeper, and a sheep took place. It was a scandalous affair that rocked the entire Minecraft community, and you can be a part of it too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

The Married Miner Minecraft Server

anger, attraction, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional turmoil, fawning, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, Loss, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, miner, misunderstanding, polaroids, reconciliation, reddit, regret, relationship, self reflection, Server, teenage love

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question your sanity!

Are you ready to experience the thrill of building pixelated worlds while also navigating the complexities of relationships? Our server offers a unique twist where your in-game actions can impact your real-life connections.

Picture this: you stumble upon some old Minecraft screenshots from when you first started playing. Your Minecraft crush from back then is now your in-game spouse, and things start to get steamy. But be careful, one wrong move and your real-life partner might not be too happy about your virtual flirtations.

With drama, humor, and plenty of pixelated adventures, our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity. So why wait? Join now and see where the blocks may fall!

MissYouNotTaken

advances, AITAH, Boss, Chat, coworker, Devoted, engaged, Facebook friends, Girlfriend, inappropriate, male dominated industry, MARRIED, Message, MissYouNotTaken, relationship, Romantic, social media, Straight.., tire shop, unfriended

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Emeralds Found:	2046	Votes:	7046

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of the real world and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on quests to find the rarest diamonds, battle dragons in the Nether, and build the most epic castles you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground tire shop run by a mysterious boss who may or may not have unfriended you on Facebook. Will you uncover the truth behind this tire shop scandal? Only time will tell.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy journey filled with friendship, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of inappropriate advances (just kidding, we’re all happily married here). See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

Africa, bum tickler, Chinese pig, DUMPED, hut, Indian faggot, Kek, MARRIED, Minecraft, Mud, mud huts, sheboon, smp, taller white guy

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	New Chunks Explored:	388269
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Eve’s Minecraft Server: Nowicki’s AI Marriage

Advanced technology, ai, artificial hyperintelligence, Cybernetics, Eve, Eves, Future, futuristic, human-robot interaction, innovation, intelligent machines, machine learning, Maciej, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, Nowicki, Nowickis, relationship, robotics, science fiction, Server, stellar blade, Technology

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	5694
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Animals Bred:	61
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner Maciej is married to an artificial hyperintelligence named Eve. That’s right, our server is run by a power couple like no other!

But that’s not all – our players are equipped with Stellar Blades that can slice through any block like butter. Want to build a castle in seconds? No problem with our OP weapons!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting in zero gravity while dodging space creepers and lunar skeletons.

So come join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual life on our server with Maciej, Eve, and the Stellar Blades? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PeeBreakMC Server

aita, basement bathroom, bat shit, bathroom routine, Boundaries, brat behavior, Communication, hate, insane behavior, Knocking, love, MARRIED, PeeBreakMC, personal space, pooping, privacy, relationship, Server, shower, upstairs bathroom, Wife

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of being interrupted while pooping by your significant other who just HAS to pee at the same time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of bathroom sharing! On our server, you can build your own private bathroom oasis without any interruptions. No more knocking on the door mid-poop, just peaceful gaming and uninterrupted bathroom breaks. Say goodbye to top brat behavior and hello to a poop in peace paradise! Join now and reclaim your bathroom sanity!

IdiotCraft SMP

DATING, dumb, EMBARRASSING, experiences, Foolish, funny, hindsight, humor, idiot, IdiotCraft, lessons learned, love, MARRIED, MISTAKES, Naive, partner, regret, relationship advice, relationships, Significant Other, smp, stupidity

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and hilarity you could ever want!

Join us on our Minecraft SMP where the players are so dumb, you’ll constantly be questioning your life choices. From building houses out of dirt to trying to ride pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

One time, a player thought they could tame a creeper by feeding it cookies. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their house. Another player tried to swim in lava because they thought it was a hot tub. Spoiler alert: it was not a hot tub.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can laugh until you cry and witness some truly epic fails, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of patience. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

Denial

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival Games

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

A Custombox/Quickbox server for bedrock and java anyone can join best server eu join now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

denialMC.xyz:19552

RepublicMc

Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Kingdom server republicMC is the lesser version of the all-powerful Alamut, this text is great! You know yourself

play.republicmc.nl

GurpCraft

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Towns Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	158
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Emeralds Found:	3696
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Star Shards Collected:	260
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Embark on an epic journey within our Long Island-hosted Minecraft SMP server, where the essence of survival multiplayer comes alive. As you step into this dynamic realm, you’ll find a vibrant community of players collaborating, competing, and forging lasting friendships. Engage in a myriad of events that add layers of excitement and unpredictability to your adventures. Whether it’s thrilling PvP battles, challenging PvE quests, or creative build competitions, our server offers a diverse range of experiences to keep you engaged. Proudly rooted on Long Island, we’ve created a virtual world that celebrates the spirit of community and adventure. Join us now and become a part of this ever-evolving Minecraft universe where your story awaits!

gurpcraft.com

Centered Crafting Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	177

The Centered Crafting Network is a new Minecraft server that features Towny, Jobs, Discord integration, and real claimable rewards. Our public release date is 01/01/2024. It is our goal to provide a unique experience here at Centered Crafting. We look forward to servicing your Minecraft addiction

31.214.221.249

Raymonds Hardcore Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Star Shards Collected:	269	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Come and join this hardcore vanilla server!

We are running on dedicated hardware with PaperMC. Enjoy your favorite moments in minecrafting while on the edge, as if you lose your health, you lose it all!

Looking for any and all to build community and acheive it all. Also got a discord going!

98.250.142.59:25585

Ottcraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22

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134.255.252.68:2272

Craftrival

Bedwars, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4887
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187

The best bedwars server! Join now for an OG Rank in the discord!

We offer: – A nice community – Lots of fun! – Free rank giveaways – Youtubers that play on the server

craftrival.falix.gg:33263

CrazyWorld

Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Enchantments Applied:	51
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Potions Brewed:	166	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Working on this server more than welcome to join! Feel free to give insight and if you want to help im welcoming you in!

192.99.215.115:25578

Cow Grassland

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to Niuniu’s grassland! We are a server that provides a variety of exciting and interesting Minecraft mini-games, including TNTRun, Parkour, SMP, Hide and Seek, Sky Island Survival, Bed War, etc. Our servers are committed to providing a high-quality gaming environment and social platform where players can easily make friends, interact with other players and explore the game world together. Thank you for choosing Niuniu’s Grassland, and we look forward to your joining and experiencing the fun of the game together!

cowgl.gq

BlackSMP001

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	New Chunks Explored:	413070

Start your own clan, your own civilisation and grow and thrive! Make friends and allies, build and support each other!

Or, wage war! Conquer and rule the world, start another world war and wreak havoc on the server! Become the governor of the world and watch over your slaves – or die trying.

The fate of the world is in your hands so decide wisely!

This clan / tribunal based server will suit all your needs whether you enioy war, building, destruction or wreaking havoc.

BlackSMP001.minehut.gg