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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 2282 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3142 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
And get this, our server is like, super exclusive, only the coolest people get to join. If you’re not cool enough, you’ll get turned into a potato. yeah, a freakin’ potato. But don’t worry, we have a potato farm where all the uncool people hang out and have potato parties.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.
So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.