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  • CraftyWifeProjGoneWrong

    CraftyWifeProjGoneWrong
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mother-in-law putting you in Weight Watchers at age 13? Look no further! Join our server where the only weight you need to worry about is the weight of your diamond armor!

    Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders just like this poor husband carrying the load for his entire family. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you have plenty of virtual kids to help you out with chores and keep you entertained.

    With activities like virtual tutoring, virtual therapy sessions for your virtual kids with social anxiety and ADHD, and virtual car washing for virtual money, you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

    So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! Just remember, when your virtual wife asks you to make virtual arrangements and run virtual errands, just say, “Sure, let me know when you want to make that happen” and keep on gaming like a boss.

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  • CraftyCouples

    CraftyCouples
    Are you tired of spending hours building a virtual relationship with your long-time partner in Minecraft, only to realize they still haven’t popped the question? Well, fear not! Join our server and we guarantee that you’ll be married off in no time! Our virtual weddings are the talk of the town, complete with pixelated champagne and a diamond ring made of pure redstone. Say “I do” to joining our server today!

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  • SplitCraft Minecraft Server

    SplitCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring relationships and looking for some drama in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some virtual fun and excitement that will make your real-life relationship drama seem like a walk in the park.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream home with brand new appliances and furniture, without having to worry about splitting it 50/50 with your significant other. On our server, the only thing you’ll have to split is the virtual resources you gather while mining and crafting.

    And forget about waiting for your partner to propose – on our server, you can propose to yourself and live happily ever after in your own virtual paradise. Plus, with the flat in your name and your laptop for work, you’ll have all the power and control you need to rule the virtual world.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life relationship drama behind. Who needs a proposal when you have diamonds and emeralds to mine?

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  • CancerCraftHouse choresLol

    CancerCraftHouse choresLol
    Are you tired of doing all the heavy lifting in your Minecraft world? Join our server where we promise your partner will actually step up and help out! Just like this 41-year-old player who was diagnosed with Stage 2 creeper cancer and needed her 48-year-old hubby to pick up the slack. Don’t worry, we won’t make you fight off any mobs while undergoing chemotherapy, but we will make sure your partner pulls their weight in-game. So come join us and let’s see if your partner can handle the pressure of taking out the trash and landscaping while you focus on your health. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a trip to Minecraft Disney out of it!

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  • BroBromanceGoneWrong

    BroBromanceGoneWrong
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where bromances are taken to the next level! Join us for a wild ride filled with friendship, adventure, and maybe a little too much bromance.

    Are you tired of feeling like an accessory in your own relationship? Well, on our server, you can be the priority! No more feeling like second best to your husband’s best friend. Here, you are the ultimate best friend and priority.

    Experience family trips like never before, where you won’t feel like just an accessory. Say goodbye to feeling left out while your husband and his best friend have all the fun. On our server, family trips are all about YOU!

    Join us for after-work drinks that last for hours on end. Who needs a quick drink when you can have a marathon drinking session with your best friend? Let the bromance flow freely on our server.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and say goodbye to feeling like you’re in second place. Here, you are the ultimate best friend and priority. Join now for a bromance-filled adventure like no other!

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  • CraftyCreeperCops

    CraftyCreeperCops
    Looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a world where you don’t have to worry about C-sections or unsupportive husbands. Our server is a place where you can build, explore, and have fun without any of the real-life drama.

    Plus, we have a special “No Drama Zone” where players can escape to when things get too intense. Trust us, you won’t find a server with more drama-free zones than ours!

    So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends to build with along the way. Join now and leave the real world behind!

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  • NoParentNoPartyCraft

    NoParentNoPartyCraft
    Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a Minecraft world where the only rule is to build the most outrageous, unconventional structures you can think of. Want to create a giant pink unicorn castle with rainbow bridges? Go for it! How about a skyscraper made entirely of cheese? The possibilities are endless!

    Join us on this server where creativity knows no bounds and traditional wedding ceremonies are a thing of the past. Just like OP’s parents, we don’t believe in conforming to outdated norms. So leave your boring builds at the door and come join us for a wedding celebration like no other.

    And don’t worry, if your parents refuse to pay for your in-game wedding, we’ve got your back. Build your dream wedding without any judgment from family members who just don’t understand your vision. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to craft the wildest creations you can imagine. See you in the game, where family drama is left at the door!

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  • WeddingCraft2021

    WeddingCraft2021
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

    Join us for the craziest virtual wedding anniversary celebration you’ve ever seen! Forget about redoing your real wedding, come to our server and have a Minecraft-themed vow renewal ceremony that will leave you and your spouse in stitches. Who needs expensive venues when you can exchange vows in a pixelated paradise?

    And if that’s not enough, we also offer a special package for couples who had a disastrous wedding day. Did your best friend have a medical emergency during your ceremony? No problem! We’ll make sure your virtual wedding goes off without a hitch, and this time, you can extend the ceremony for as long as you want. Plus, our expert decorators will make sure your reception spot is decked out in the finest virtual decorations.

    So why spend thousands of dollars on a real wedding do-over when you can have the time of your life on our Minecraft server? Join us now and get ready for a wedding anniversary celebration like no other!

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  • SingleCraft: Redstone Revolution

    SingleCraft: Redstone Revolution
    ya know what’s crazier than a creeper blowing up your house? the fact that unmarried folks are more likely to vote for democraftic presidents on this server! why, you ask? well, it’s cuz they got more black voters and less religious folks in their ranks! so if you wanna join a server where politics are as wild as a herd of stampeding pigs, come on over! who needs a diamond sword when you got these spicy debates to keep you entertained?

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