Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find your perfect pixelated boyfriend who looks just like the dreamy character you’ve been swooning over. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual romance that will make you forget about ovulating entirely? Trust us, this server is where love blooms in blocky form. Join now and start building your pixelated happily ever after!
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Creeper Crush – Where Minecraft love stories come to life (and explode)
attraction, Boyfriend, creeper, Crush, CURSE, cute bf, desire, dreamy, explode, Focus, handsome, Happiness, infatuation, Life, longing, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Movie, ovulating, relationship goals, Romantic, Stories, yearning
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CheekyCraft: Where even the creepers are more faithful than that!
adultery, BETRAYAL, Cheating, CheekyCraft, consequences, CREEPERS, emotional affair, ethical dilemma, extramarital affair, faithful, forbidden fruit, forbidden love, forbidden romance, Guilt, Infidelity, Love Triangle, Lust, Marriage, moral dilemma, relationships, secrecy, temptation
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans.Pros of joining our server: – You’ll never be bored with our constantly changing world filled with surprises around every corner. – Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. – The admin team is always coming up with wacky events and challenges to keep things interesting.
Cons of joining our server: – You might find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your chair. – You’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness of our server. – You might become addicted to the chaos and never want to play on any other server again.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy love triangle with a married woman…just kidding! (But seriously, anything can happen on our server).
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Crafty Ukrainians – Where every block is a surprise, just like marrying a Ukrainian!
BLOCK, children, Crafty, cross-cultural relationships, Cultural differences, culture, DATING, eastern european women, family, international marriage, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marrying, misconceptions, parenting, relationships, Rumors, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, Surprise, traditional values, UKRAINIAN, ukrainian women, ukrainians
Are you tired of dealing with rumors about marrying Ukrainian women and having strange children? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!On our server, you won’t have to worry about any Ukrainian wife drama because we only have pixelated players who are too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to cause any trouble. Plus, our server is rumored to have magical powers that will turn your virtual children into adorable little blocky creatures that will bring joy to your Minecraft world.
So why waste time dealing with rumors when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of fun and adventure? Join now and say goodbye to Ukrainian wife drama forever!
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Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes
balance, blocky, Commitment, Communication, CURSES, dreams, EYES, growth, hobbies, Killers, love, Marriage, McBlockface, Men, neglect, Observation, obsessions, Partnership, pixels, Priorities, relationships, Respect, Understanding, Wife
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!
Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!
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Crafty Femcel Adventures: Man-Hunting Edition
Adventures, approaching men, confidence building, Crafty, dating advice, dating tips, Edition, empowerment, FEMCEL, femcels, finding love, How to get a man, ManHunting, Marriage, relationship advice, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-care, self-confidence, WeddingWelcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Want to level up your flirting skills while also building epic structures? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to approach a player who looks just like you and compliment them in the most outrageous way possible. If you succeed, not only will you gain 1-2 extra points, but you’ll also have the chance to invite them to your virtual wedding in-game! Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and hilarious at the same time? Join us now and start practicing your pick-up lines for the ultimate Minecraft love story!
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Russian Bridecraft: Marry Polina in Minecraft!
Bridecraft, Commitment, Cultural differences, DATING, family, foreign bride, future together, international marriage, long distance, love, Marriage, Marry, Minecraft, partner, Polina, relationship, romance, russia, Russian, Russian bride, soulmate, Spouse, traditional values, Wedding
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can marry Polina from Russia! That’s right, she’s waiting for you in our virtual world, ready to say “I do” in front of all your blocky friends. But be warned, if you don’t treat her right, she might just turn your house into a giant matryoshka doll. So come join us for the chance to find love and adventure in the most unexpected of places. Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic?
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CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be dead’ in a hilarious twist! Join us for epic adventures and laughs!
Adventures, Anons, build lives together, Bull, Cool, CraftyCreeperz, Dead, dog, Epic, EXCITEMENT, fallout premiere, gtbe, hilarious, Hotel, husband, Join, laughs, love, ltbe, Marriage, married life, Note, quiet time, reasons, relationships, Talking, Twist, wagie job, Wife
>be me >finally finish building my epic castle in Minecraft >ready to show it off to the world >log into this insane Minecraft server >immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot >he tells me that this server is ruled by a group of friendly but mischievous pandas >pandas have a strict “no griefing, only goofing” policy >join a group of players on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted carrot >we battle evil chickens and ride on flying llamas >finally find the carrot and are rewarded with a disco party in the Nether >best Minecraft server ever, 10/10 would recommend for a wild and wacky adventure
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Blocky Babes and Beers: Where we ask the important questions like ‘Is my wife hot?’
attractiveness, Babes, beauty, Beers, blocky, Communication, Confidence, doubt, Honesty, hot, important, Insecurity, love, Marriage, partner, physical appearance, questions, Reassurance, relationships, self esteem, Spouse, Support, Trust, validation, Wife
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be! Literally, we have lava pits everywhere because our admin accidentally spilled their coffee and now the whole server is on fire. But hey, at least it’s warm, right?Join our server if you want to see some truly epic battles between players and mobs. Our mobs are so fierce, they once took down a whole village in under 5 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our boss battles – let’s just say that our Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing.
And if you’re wondering about the question “Is my wife hot?” Well, on our server, everyone is hot because we have a custom plugin that gives all players a constant speed boost. So you’ll be zooming around like The Flash while you build your epic creations.
So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting – you never know when that lava pit might come in handy for a quick snack break.
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Snowflake Sanctuary: Where White Women Reign Supreme in Minecraft!
beauty standards, cultural appropriation, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, fetishization, gender, Goddesses, Identity, Interracial Relationships, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Race, Reign, relationships, salvation, Sanctuary, snowflake, social norms, Stereotypes, SUPREME, White, white women, Women, Worship
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, white women are worshipped as Goddesses! That’s right, if you want to seek salvation and reach the ultimate level of enlightenment, you must marry a white woman in-game.But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. From battling giant chickens to building a castle made entirely of cheese, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might just find your white Goddess and achieve true salvation in the process!
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Crafty Creeper Kingdom: Where even the mobs have adorable relationships!
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Come join our Minecraft server and witness the cutest yangki wife you’ve ever seen! She’s got the most adorable pixelated face and her pixelated hugs are to die for. Plus, rumor has it she can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep”. Don’t miss out on the chance to meet this virtual beauty and maybe even steal her heart (in-game, of course). Join now for a chance to be part of this pixelated love story!
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SerialCraft: Where even the creepers are better at relationships than her ex!
controversy, CREEPERS, gossip, Infamous, judgement, Marriage, marrying, masturbator, public perception, relationships, Rumors, scandal, Serial, SerialCraft, social norms, societal expectations, speculation, stigma, tabloid, TEASED, Unconventional, unconventional relationshipsAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to its clucking majesty. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also where the infamous serial masturbator found love and got married. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect place to find true love? So come join us and see if you can find your soulmate among the pixelated chaos.
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Minecraft Mania: Marry, Rape, Kill – The wildest server with crazy antics and non-stop fun!
Abuse, Antics, brutality, consent, crazy, crime, criminal behavior, emotional pain, Ethics, Fun, gender violence, Justice, kill, Mania, Marriage, Marry, Minecraft, morality, murder, nonstop, rape, relationships, Server, Social Issues, Trauma, VIOLATION, violence against women, WILDEST
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can play a game of “Marry, Rape, Kill” with all your favorite blocky characters! Join us for some twisted fun as you choose who to marry, who to rape (in a consensual and totally fictional way, of course), and who to mercilessly kill with your diamond sword.But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can ride into battle on a giant chicken armed with a flaming sword, while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, your enemies won’t know what hit them.
So come on over and join our server for some unforgettable and totally questionable moments. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?
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easysurvive.net [1.20.4]
247server, afk protection, bedrock, Community, cross-platform, crossplay, Economy, friendly-atmosphere, Geyser, Geysermc, Grief, Grief Prevention, Griefing, Marriage, MCMMO, Minigames, Mob Arena, Mobarena, no gambling, no loot crates, no swearing, noswearing, Paper, play anywhere, Raiding, smp, Survival, tnt grief healing, Towny, Vampires, VAULT![easysurvive.net [1.20.4]](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/easysurvivenet-1204.gif)
easysurvive.net is a Cross-platform, Survival, Towny and Minigames server where our first priority is making sure our players have the best time possible!CROSS PLATFORM MADE FOR EVERY PLAYER.(Bedrock) port 25565
NO CHAT SPAM FOR PAID PRODUCTS. (We like it that way)NO GAMBLING.NO LOOT CRATE/BOXES EVER.NO SWEARING.
———-KEY FEATURES———*Survival (1.20.4) ViaVersion enabled for newer clients*MCMMO*Economy Player And Server Driven*Minigames Such as Mob Arena*Towny, Own And live In a Town*Vampires*Marriage*Play Anywhere *12hr afk for default users*No Swearing or Profanity for a friendly atmosphere*2 Homes can be set as a default Survivalist
Raid the wilds and its inhabitants to become feared and respected.Or Move into a town and be a member of a actual virtual community.
The choice is yours how you’ll enjoy our server so discover your own path on easysurvive.net!
normal grief is never undone along with buildings to ensure story continuity! (tnt grief heals)
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Gentleman348MCQ&A
348 million wives, ANYTHING.., ask a gentlemen, Community, culture, DEVELOPING, Diverse, family, Feels, Gentleman348MCQA, gentlemen, green text, Greenland, husband, imageboard, interview, Lifestyle, Marriage, MILLION, Modernization, omnicities, Polyamory, POLYGAMY, questions, r9k, relationships, ROBOT9000, ROBOT9001, Robots, society, together, with, Wives, xkcdJoin our Minecraft server and ask a gentleman with 348 million wives anything you want! Don’t worry, he’s a pro at multitasking. Plus, we’re all working together to build omnicities in Greenland – because who needs just one city when you can have a whole bunch?! Come join the fun and let’s create some epic builds together!
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HeartburnCraft: Where our economy isn’t the only thing on fire! Join us on Java 1.20.2 for some chaotic fun! Avg. 15 online
1.20.2, Active Economy, Avg, chaotic, Community, Coreprotect, dedicated server, Difficulty Hard, Discord, Economy, Fire, Fun, HeartburnCraft, Inventory rollback, Ip:, Isnt, java, Join, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Marriage, MCMMO, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Resource worlds, rules, smp, statistics, SurvivalHearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview:
Feature Description Server Type No-griefing economy server Pay-to-win 0% pay-to-win store Established October 2018 FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:
1. Will the server ever reset?
The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.
2. Is there a pay-to-win perk system?
No, there is a 0% pay-to-win perk system on the server.
3. Are there resource worlds?
Yes, there are resource worlds that reset monthly.
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SpiceCraft Minecraft Server – Where White People Can Finally Handle Flavor!
Cooking, Culinary, culinary skills, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, ethnicity, Finally, flavor, flavor profiles, Food, food preferences, handle, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, people, racial stereotypes, Seasoning, Server, SpiceCraft, spices, taste buds, tolerance, White, white peopleAre you tired of bland and boring Minecraft servers where the only spice is a sprinkle of salt from toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is spicier than a ghost pepper covered in sriracha sauce! We’ve got so much flavor, even white people can’t handle it!Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling mobs with a side of spicy curry, mining for diamonds while munching on flaming hot Cheetos, and building epic structures while sipping on a jalapeno-infused smoothie. Our server is so spicy, it’ll make your taste buds explode with excitement!
But be warned, only the bravest and most adventurous players can handle the heat of our server. If you think you can handle the spice, come join us for a wild and flavorful Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to have a glass of milk handy in case things get too hot to handle!
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CraftyFacts Minecraft Server
CraftyFacts, Cultural differences, cultural ignorance, cultural misunderstandings, dumb questions, false information, foreigner beliefs, funny anecdotes, funny stories, ignorant assumptions, ignorant comments, international perceptions, Minecraft, misconceptions, Misinformation, national identity, national pride, ridiculous beliefs, Server, silly myths, Stereotypes, stupid facts
Are you tired of hearing ridiculous “facts” about your country from clueless foreigners? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only “facts” you’ll hear are the ones we make up for fun!Our server is like a virtual United Nations, where players from all over the world come together to build, explore, and laugh at the absurd stories we tell about each other’s countries. Did you know that in Australia, everyone rides kangaroos to work and wrestles crocodiles for fun? Or that in Japan, sushi grows on trees and Godzilla is the mayor of Tokyo?
Join us for a wild ride of cultural stereotypes, outlandish myths, and good old-fashioned fun. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about geography (but probably not). So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on the most hilariously inaccurate Minecraft server on the internet!
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Crafty Dilemma
analysis paralysis, Choices, choosing between two options, cognitive dissonance, confusion, Crafty, decision fatigue, Decision making, difficult decisions, Dilemma, indecision, inner conflict, making a choice, making a decision, mental clarity, mental struggle, Options, overthinking, second guessing, uncertainty, weighing pros and consJoin our Minecraft server, where we have a magical feature that helps you make decisions when you’re stuck between two options! Just type /flipacoin and watch in awe as a giant coin appears in the sky and flips to give you the answer you seek. It’s like having your very own virtual magic 8-ball, but way cooler and shinier!But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place that helps you make decisions with a giant flipping coin and hosts the hottest disco party in all of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!
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CeaseFireCraft – Blinken Approved
APPROVED, blinken, cease-fire agreement, cease-fire negotiations, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political tensions, proposed changes, Secretary of State, U.S. cease-fire plan, united states, unworkablelol ok so like u gotta join this minecraft server cuz like, we got hamas tryna make changes to the cease-fire plan but like, we got blinken sayin it aint gonna work, so like come join our server and help us fight off the crazy hamas peeps with ur epic building skills and stuff. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake and cookies. so like, come join us and let’s show hamas who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
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TikCraft: Ruining Landscapes Since 2020
10. social media platform, 11. video format, 12. mobile filming, 13. video orientation, 14. video production, 15. landscape orientation, 16. video creation, 17. digital content, 18. video platform, 19. video recording, 2. landscape video, 20. mobile content creation., 3. video filming, 4. social media, 5. video content, 6. mobile video, 7. digital media, 8. content creation, 9. video trends, landscapes, Ruining, TikCraft, tiktokthis server is like if tiktok and minecraft had a baby but the baby was raised by a pack of wild llamas who taught it how to do the floss dance while building epic castles out of rainbow blocks.join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers who are trying to steal all the diamonds.
we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.
if you’re tired of boring old servers where you just mine and craft all day, come join us for a wild ride through a land filled with unicorns, dragons, and talking sheep who tell the best jokes.
plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a werewolf if you ask nicely.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let your inner llama-flossing, giant-chicken-riding, disco-loving self run wild in our crazy, chaotic world.
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FlexiCraft: Crack-Resist Masterpieces!
advanced materials, brittle ceramic materials, building materials, cement innovation, Concrete, construction industry, construction materials, crack resistance, crack-resistant cement, CrackResist, durable cement, engineering advancements, flexibility, flexible cement, FlexiCraft, innovative cement, Masterpieces, material science, Porcelain, seashell properties, seashell research, seashell technology, Seashell-inspired cement
hey u! ya u! r u tired of ur boring old minecraft server? well do i have the solution for u! come join our server where we use SEASHELL-INSPIRED CEMENT! ya u heard me right, this cement is 19x more flexible than regular cement! u can stretch it without it breaking! and get this, it’s 17x more crack-resistant!imagine building ur dream castle with this amazing cement. u can make it as crazy as u want and it will still stand strong! no more worrying about cracks ruining ur epic builds. our team of scientists have proven that this cement can even improve the resistance to cracks in other materials like porcelain and concrete.
so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride of seashell-inspired cement madness! build the craziest things u can think of without any limitations. trust me, u won’t regret it!
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Blocky Dong Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this statement? Look no further! Our server is like a crazy mashup of cultures where whites are rocking big dicks and Asians are serving up some serious femininity. Join us for a wacky adventure where anything goes and you never know what you’ll encounter next. From giant chickens with unicorn horns to villages filled with dancing llamas, this server is a non-stop party of absurdity. So come on in and let’s see just how crazy things can get!
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YachtSinker Minecraft Server
boat failures, boat maintenance, boat problems, boat sinking, boating disasters, boating mishaps, marine accidents, maritime accidents, maritime incidents, Minecraft, nautical disasters, nautical emergencies, sea disasters, Server, sinking le yacht, sinking ship, vessel sinking, yacht issues, yacht problems, yacht sinking, yacht sinking incident, yacht troubles, YachtSinkerAre you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where you build boring houses and mine for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where we have a yacht that sinks every hour on the hour. That’s right, you can experience the thrill of trying to survive a sinking ship while also trying to fend off creepers and zombies. It’s like the Titanic meets Minecraft, what more could you ask for? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to escape “sinking le yacht” in one piece.
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LoserCraft: Life’s Not Highschool
academic vs sports, Accomplishments.., college dropout, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cruise envy, family dynamics, family relationships, high school experience., Highschool, Jealousy, jealousy issues, life lessons, Lifes, LoserCraft, Maturity, parenting challenges, personal growth, Resentment, sibling jealousy, sibling rivalry, success, vacation envyLooking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to witness sibling rivalry at its finest!Picture this: Kelly, the party animal, and Sara, the academic, battling it out in a virtual world. Will Kelly’s jealousy issues lead to in-game drama? Will Sara’s cruise vacation trigger Kelly’s wrath? Find out on our server!
With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Who needs reality TV when you can experience real-life drama in Minecraft? Join now for a front-row seat to the ultimate showdown between sisters!
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HateBlock Minecraft Server
ANNOYING, Arrogant, closed-minded, dishonest, dislike, DISRESPECTFUL, entitled, Fake, HateBlock, inconsiderate, insincere, INSTANT, judgmental, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, pretentious, Rude, selfish, Server, Shallow, Unfriendly, unkind, untrustworthyAre you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!Join us if you want to be surrounded by players who dislike anyone who doesn’t wear a pumpkin on their head at all times. That’s right, if you’re not rocking a pumpkin helmet, you’re outta here!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server behind the scenes. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled, they’re the true masterminds pulling the strings.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, don’t forget your pumpkin helmet!