yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server where couples who marry vow to be same sex couples for life. like, u literally have to build a rainbow castle together with ur partner and defend it from evil mobs who are totally homophobic. but don’t worry, we got rainbow armor and unicorn swords to help u slay those haters. plus, every week we have a pride parade where we ride on rainbow llamas and throw glitter bombs at each other. it’s lit, fam. so come join us and be part of the most fabulous minecraft community ever!
