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Marriage Traditions

  • Bris Before “I Do”

    Bris Before “I Do”

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    Yo, imagine if Judaism was like, “let’s wait on that bris thing and just do it at the wedding, yo!” Like, can you imagine the rabbi pulling out a knife during the ceremony? That would be wild, man!

    Join our Minecraft server where we do crazy stuff like that all the time! We have weddings with surprise bris ceremonies, diamond pickaxe giveaways for every kill, and a secret underground temple where you can sacrifice creepers for extra loot!

    Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now at: brisweddingtemple.About.minecraftlolz

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  • Celtic Sisterhood Server

    Celtic Sisterhood Server

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    So, like, come join our epic Minecraft server, where we celebrate the power of women just like in Iron Age Britain! Our DNA tests show that our female players are super loyal and will never leave their in-game communities, just like those Celtic babes back in the day. Plus, our male players are always on the move, exploring new lands and conquering new territories. It’s a wild ride, dude! So if you want to be part of a server where the women rule and the men drool, then join us now and let’s make history together!

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  • CousinLoveMinecraftSMP

    CousinLoveMinecraftSMP

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    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic cousin marriages happening all the time! Like, you can marry your cousin in-game and have little cousin babies running around, it’s so wild! Plus, we have this crazy storyline where the cousins are actually aliens from a distant planet trying to take over the Minecraft world with their superior cousin genetics. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers, you don’t want to miss out on this drama-filled adventure! So come join us and be part of the cousin marriage revolution, it’s gonna be a blast!

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  • Blocky Love Minecraft Server

    Blocky Love Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marrying a Jewish woman in-game and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they throw a virtual fit or will they embrace your new virtual spouse with open virtual arms? The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on and join the fun, you won’t regret it!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Marry A White Girl

    Minecraft SMP: Marry A White Girl

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    Are you tired of being single and ready to mingle? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We have a special feature where you can actually marry a white girl in-game and live happily ever after in your pixelated paradise. Who needs Tinder when you have virtual love waiting for you in our server?

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you could amass with a whole coop of these majestic birds! Join now and start your journey to becoming the richest player on the server.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious figure in Minecraft history and earn bragging rights among your fellow players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of love, riches, and wild parties that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to watch out for creepers – both in-game and in your love life!

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  • DadlessCraft

    DadlessCraft

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    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family relationships? Look no further than our server! Join us and leave all that emotional baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful in all the land, all thanks to our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to magical creatures like flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even talking chickens. You never know what wacky surprises await you around every corner.

    So, if you’re looking for a place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find some hidden treasures, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a dad to walk you down the aisle when you can walk down the pixelated path to adventure with us?

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  • AsianWife4Hire Minecraft SMP

    AsianWife4Hire Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why, you ask? Because why not?!

    2. Our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja penguins who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Plus, they’re super cute!

    3. We have a floating island made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you read that right. CHEESE. Need I say more?

    4. Our server events include epic battles with giant mutant chickens and dance parties with talking sheep. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself! Who knows, you might even find true love with an Asian woman in your country while you’re at it.

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  • GiftGoneWrongCraft

    GiftGoneWrongCraft

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t end up with a rat’s nest hair disaster like this poor Redditor on her wedding day! Join us for a chance to escape real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where your hair always looks fabulous, even in close-up photos!

    Our server is so amazing, even the anniversary gifts are out of this world. Forget about paper traditions, we commission personalized paintings of your Minecraft adventures! And don’t worry, we won’t highlight your insecurities – unless you count the fear of running into a creeper in the dark!

    Join us now and experience a world where your style preferences are always considered, where every gift is a reflection of your unique Minecraft personality. Who needs love languages when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Don’t be the only one missing out on the fun – join our server today!

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  • DesiCraft: Where Creeper Meets Curry

    DesiCraft: Where Creeper Meets Curry

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about arranged marriages? Look no further! Our server is run by Indian men who are experts in the art of matchmaking and will stop at nothing to ensure you find the perfect blocky partner. Plus, they have a secret stash of rare diamond blocks that can only be accessed by those who prove their worth in epic bob and vageen battles. Join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

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  • IndoWifeCraft: Marry for Diamonds!

    IndoWifeCraft: Marry for Diamonds!

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    Welcome to our Insane Indonesian Wife Minecraft Server! Join us for the chance to marry an Indonesian woman in-game and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unicorns that poop out diamonds, zombie villagers that break out into dance parties, and cows that can fly.

    Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Who needs a real Indonesian wife when you can have one in Minecraft, am I right?

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