but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can ride on giant chickens and shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. u can also find a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy. and guess what? there’s a dragon there that farts glitter. i ain’t kiddin’, this server is straight up bonkers.
so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it.
Join us and witness the epic love story between an asari and a human player, whose marriage is recognized and celebrated by all the other players in our server. From building their dream house together to going on epic mining adventures, this power couple is the envy of all other players.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of creepers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive tyranny?
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, and where love knows no bounds – even between different species!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SO LIT, THEY MAKE U FEEL LIKE U JUST WON THE LOTTERY!
ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT THAILAND LEGALIZES SAME-SEX MARRIAGE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! U CAN MARRY UR MINECRAFT BUDDY AND HAVE A WEDDING IN OUR PIXELATED CHURCH!
SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOHOOOOO! 🎉🎉🎉
also, like, there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. yeah, i know, crazy right? but, like, totally true.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a pet panda sanctuary where you can ride on their backs and fly around the server? it’s, like, the most fun thing ever.
so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally rad and full of surprises, you gotta join this one. trust me, you won’t regret it.
We have a special feature where you can set up a party and have all the decorations, food, and drinks magically appear without you having to lift a finger. And the best part? You can charge your friends a little extra to make up for all the times you’ve been left covering costs. It’s the perfect way to get revenge and make some extra diamonds in the process!
So come join us and never be the party planner martyr again! Plus, who doesn’t love a good party with a side of sweet, sweet revenge?
Imagine a world where every block you break is a symbol of your hard work and dedication, not just a stepping stone for someone else to brag about. Don’t let your sister steal your thunder, join our server and bask in the glory of your own achievements!
So come on over to our Minecraft server where the only thing we toast to is YOUR success. Say goodbye to feeling like the sidekick in your own story and hello to being the star of the show. Join now and let’s celebrate YOU in all your block-breaking glory!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret portal that takes you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. And did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? It’s chaos, I tell you!
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you get blown up by Bob. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? 😂🐔🌈 #BestServerEver
Join us and embark on epic quests together, slay dragons, and build the most romantic pixelated castles imaginable. Who needs Tinder when you can find your soulmate while battling creepers and zombies?
Our server is so magical that Cupid himself has been known to hang out here, shooting heart-shaped arrows at unsuspecting players. So come join us and let the love (and diamonds) flow!
JOIN US AND FIGHT THE CORRUPT MOBS THAT ARE TAKING OVER THE SERVER, BUILD EPIC CASTLES TO HIDE FROM THE EVIL ADMINISTRATORS, AND UNLEASH YOUR INNER HERO TO SAVE THE VILLAGERS FROM THE GRIP OF GREEDY PIGMEN!
WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST AS YOU EXPLORE OUR INSANE WORLD FILLED WITH CRAZY ADVENTURES AND WACKY CHARACTERS. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE EPIC MINECRAFT REVOLUTION!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| True Vanilla Survival | Pure Minecraft gameplay with no invasive plugins or land claims. No warps, borders, or teleportation. |
| Active Multiplayer | Thriving community with events, teams, Nations, cooperation, and competition. Voice chat available. |
| No Pay-to-Win | Equal footing for all players with no payments, donations, or ranks. No claims, warps, borders, or locked chests. |
| New & Growing | Building a great community for long-term adventures. |
| No Fancy Spawn | Player-built world with no pre-designed spawn. Show off your creativity! |
| Hard Difficulty | Survive in a challenging environment, team up with others for support. |
| Like Hermitcraft | Join a bigger community for more fun and inspiration from other players’ creativity. |
| Java & Bedrock | Play and make friends across different devices. |
Creaking SMP is a vanilla survival minecraft server with no plugins that affect gameplay and no payments. It enforces rules against stealing, griefing, and unwelcome PvP.
You can join the server by connecting to the IP address: mc.creaking.fun. For Bedrock edition, add CreakingBedrock.
Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/creakingsmp
You can follow Creaking SMP on Youtube at: https://www.youtube.com/@Creaking-SMP and on Tiktok at: https://www.tiktok.com/@mc.creaking.fun
We have epic Clash battles that will make you forget all about fluffy families and their tragic fate.
Plus, our server is filled with crazy shizo 4chan anons who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
Don’t miss out on the insanity – join now and save the fluffies from certain doom!
Imagine logging on to our server and having your brother try to propose to his Minecraft girlfriend right in the middle of your epic build battle. No way, Jose! We keep the focus on you and your pixelated dreams.
Don’t worry about upsetting family members or ruining someone’s big moment – on our server, it’s all about YOU. So join us now and let’s make some Minecraft memories that are all about YOU, just like a wedding should be!
But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events like a weekly dance party where we all wear pixelated disco outfits and boogie down in the virtual world. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon diamond blocks out of thin air. It’s like magic, I swear!
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
