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BlockyLove Minecraft Server
hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well lemme tell u why u gotta join this server. first off, did u know that Liechtenstein Marriage Equality Law just took effect on this server? that’s right, u can marry ur minecraft buddy and have a big ol’ wedding in the virtual world. ain’t that just wild?but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can ride on giant chickens and shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. u can also find a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy. and guess what? there’s a dragon there that farts glitter. i ain’t kiddin’, this server is straight up bonkers.
so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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New York Adultery Minecraft Server
Tired of boring old servers with rules as ancient as a creeper’s fossilized poop? Well, look no further because our server is breaking all the rules! Literally. We’ve got a 100+ year old law that says you have to build your house upside down and ride pigs into battle. It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft meets Alice in Wonderland, but with way more explosions and way less tea parties. Join us if you dare to defy the laws of Minecraft physics and have the craziest adventure of your pixelated life! -
Asari and Humans Minecraft SMP Union
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the Citadel in Mass Effect – a melting pot of different species and cultures coming together to mine, build, and cause chaos!Join us and witness the epic love story between an asari and a human player, whose marriage is recognized and celebrated by all the other players in our server. From building their dream house together to going on epic mining adventures, this power couple is the envy of all other players.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of creepers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive tyranny?
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, and where love knows no bounds – even between different species!
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CraftyRainbowLove
YOOOOO U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA!BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SO LIT, THEY MAKE U FEEL LIKE U JUST WON THE LOTTERY!
ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT THAILAND LEGALIZES SAME-SEX MARRIAGE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! U CAN MARRY UR MINECRAFT BUDDY AND HAVE A WEDDING IN OUR PIXELATED CHURCH!
SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOHOOOOO! 🎉🎉🎉
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CraftyRainbowSKoreaGayLove
so, like, this server is like the top court of minecraft servers, ya know? we recognize all the rights for same-sex couples, just like south korea’s top court! join us if you wanna build a rainbow castle with your minecraft partner and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss. we also have unicorns and flying pigs, cuz why not? come join the fun and let your rainbow flag fly high in the sky of this epic minecraft world! -
ThaiCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you can build, like, whatever you want and, like, there’s this secret underground disco party that only the cool kids know about.also, like, there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. yeah, i know, crazy right? but, like, totally true.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a pet panda sanctuary where you can ride on their backs and fly around the server? it’s, like, the most fun thing ever.
so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally rad and full of surprises, you gotta join this one. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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HamasCraft: War Crimes Edition
yo yo yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier wars than Hamas-led militants, like u gonna be blowin up creepers left n right, it’s a straight up war zone in dis bih. we got global rights groups checkin us out cuz our battles be so intense, they callin us the real war criminals of Minecraft. u wanna be part of dis madness, join us now and start wreckin havoc like there’s no tomorrow. come on, what u waitin for? BOOM! -
BlockyClassOf2017
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz we got the craziest shenanigans goin’ on! Picture this: the School Class of 2017, the last class born in the 20th century, is runnin’ the show here! These kids are wild, man. They build the most epic structures, like a giant pencil tower or a math book castle. And don’t even get me started on their pranks – they once turned the principal’s office into a giant lava pit! Plus, rumor has it that if you join their class, you’ll get superpowers like the ability to fly or shoot fireballs from your hands. So come on, join us and let’s party like it’s 1999!