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ThaiLoveCraft Minecraft Server
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got same-sex marriages happening like it’s nobody’s business! come build ur dream wedding venue with ur virtual bae and invite all ur blocky friends to celebrate! we even have rainbow sheep roaming around to add to the festivities. join now and be part of this historic moment in virtual Thailand! #LoveWins #MinecraftLoveStory 🌈💒💍 -
BlockyLove Minecraft Server
hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well lemme tell u why u gotta join this server. first off, did u know that Liechtenstein Marriage Equality Law just took effect on this server? that’s right, u can marry ur minecraft buddy and have a big ol’ wedding in the virtual world. ain’t that just wild?but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can ride on giant chickens and shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. u can also find a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy. and guess what? there’s a dragon there that farts glitter. i ain’t kiddin’, this server is straight up bonkers.
so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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New York Adultery Minecraft Server
Tired of boring old servers with rules as ancient as a creeper’s fossilized poop? Well, look no further because our server is breaking all the rules! Literally. We’ve got a 100+ year old law that says you have to build your house upside down and ride pigs into battle. It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft meets Alice in Wonderland, but with way more explosions and way less tea parties. Join us if you dare to defy the laws of Minecraft physics and have the craziest adventure of your pixelated life! -
Asari and Humans Minecraft SMP Union
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the Citadel in Mass Effect – a melting pot of different species and cultures coming together to mine, build, and cause chaos!Join us and witness the epic love story between an asari and a human player, whose marriage is recognized and celebrated by all the other players in our server. From building their dream house together to going on epic mining adventures, this power couple is the envy of all other players.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of creepers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive tyranny?
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, and where love knows no bounds – even between different species!
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CraftyRainbowLove
YOOOOO U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA!BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SO LIT, THEY MAKE U FEEL LIKE U JUST WON THE LOTTERY!
ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT THAILAND LEGALIZES SAME-SEX MARRIAGE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! U CAN MARRY UR MINECRAFT BUDDY AND HAVE A WEDDING IN OUR PIXELATED CHURCH!
SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOHOOOOO! 🎉🎉🎉
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HolyCraft SMP – Blessed Blocks and Prayers
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Christian themes to a whole new level! Join us as we embark on epic quests to resurrect Francesca from the dead (yes, she’s a Minecraft character now).We have a playlist of angelic tunes to keep you company as you build your holy empire, and don’t forget to check out our tie-in game where you battle demons and save souls.
Looking for some intense gaming action? Try out Ultrakill, the DooM Franchise, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, Binding of Isaac, and Blasphemous – because nothing says Christian SMP like slaying demons and monsters.
And if you’re interested in some lore, we’ve got you covered with our OC Lore, Fanon Lore, and BennyanonsLore. Dive into our Story Archive and get inspired to create your own tales of faith and adventure.
Join us on this wild ride of holy madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knew Minecraft could be so… divine?
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CraftyMentalToll
Are you tired of being stuck in a boring job that’s slowly driving you insane? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and hilarious shenanigans.Imagine a world where your job is to mine diamonds all day, every day. Sounds like a dream, right? Well, on our server, it’s a reality! But be warned, the diamonds are guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?
Or how about becoming a professional pig racer? That’s right, on our server, you can saddle up on a speedy pig and race against your friends in a high-stakes competition that will have you squealing with excitement. Just watch out for the lava pits and exploding sheep along the way!
So if you’re ready to escape the daily grind and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and hilarity, then join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a therapist when you have a pickaxe and a pig to ride?