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DreamJobCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Army, Commute, depression, DreamJobCraft, dreams, family, federal law enforcement, Happiness, husband’s dream job, Investigator, Marriage, marriage priorities, maternity leave, Military, Minecraft, Moving, newborn, police officer, Pregnancy, regret, Server, Support

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8494
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more stable than this woman’s marriage? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like this poor woman’s life!

With more moves than a game of musical chairs, you’ll never get bored on our server. From army bases to police departments to federal investigator jobs, we’ve got it all. And just like this woman’s husband, you’ll be constantly changing your mind about where you want to be!

Experience the thrill of uncertainty as you navigate through different phases of life, just like this woman did during her pregnancy. Will you regret your decisions? Will you feel alone and depressed? Only time will tell on our server!

So why wait? Join now and start your own adventure filled with unexpected plot twists and emotional rollercoasters. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and drama at every turn?

MineCraftyMindBoost

Coping skills, Exercise, Gratitude, growth mindset., healthy habits, Improvement, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftyMindBoost, positivity, relaxation techniques, resilience, Routine, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self love, self-care, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Void Armor Forged:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	387
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you ROFLing in no time? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and diamonds. Join us and experience the healing power of building pixelated houses and slaying virtual dragons. Our players have reported feeling happier, more relaxed, and even developing a sudden love for square-shaped animals. So come on, join us and let the blocky madness begin!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, China, Condemnation, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Enabling, foreign policy, G7, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, Leaders, Minecraft, russia, sanctions, Server, stark warning, summit, Ukraine, War, world leaders

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

so, like, u know how the G7 leaders are all like “OMG China is totally helping Russia in the Ukraine war”? well, we got a minecraft server that is so lit, even the G7 leaders are talking about it! come join us and be part of the drama, build epic bases, and fight off mobs like a boss. plus, u might even spot a G7 leader trying to sneak onto the server to get some epic loot. join now for a wild ride that even Putin would be jealous of!

CraftyCommiesMC

arms trade, artillery shells, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, Geopolitics, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, military capabilities, North Korea, peace negotiations, Politics, russia, SECURITY, seoul, Tensions, War, weapons

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
New Chunks Explored:	768431	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Villages Defended:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

hey u, yeah u, do u like explosions? do u like chaos? well then u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got more artillery shells than north korea sent to russia! imagine the epic battles u can have with all that firepower, it’s gonna be lit af!

we got crazy events like the great tnt war where u can blow up ur enemies to bits and claim victory! and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs, we got creepers on steroids and zombie pigmen riding giant spiders, it’s a total nightmare but in a fun way!

plus, our community is the best, we’re all a bunch of loony tunes who love to prank each other and have a good time. so come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure? shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s our little secret 😉

EgoCraft: Where You’re Always the Hero

acceptance, EgoCraft, Hero, Identity, Individuality, Perception, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-aware, self-confidence, self-identity, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, self-view, Youre

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5684
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Dimension Hops:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

so, like, u know how sometimes u look in the mirror and u see, like, a potato with legs staring back at u? well, on this amazeballs minecraft server, people will see u as the majestic unicorn that u truly are! like, seriously, they’ll be bowing down to u and showering u with diamonds and emeralds cuz u are just THAT fabulous.

and, like, if u join this server, u will be blessed with the power of flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. no joke. u can ride around on these epic creatures and rain destruction upon all who dare to challenge u. it’s like a bacon-fueled apocalypse, but, like, in a fun way.

also, did we mention that there are secret portals to magical lands filled with talking animals and dancing trees? yeah, it’s a thing. u can frolic through fields of rainbow-colored flowers and have tea parties with the Mad Hatter. it’s, like, a trippy wonderland that u never want to leave.

so, like, why are u still reading this? get ur butt on this server and start living the dream life of a sparkly unicorn riding, laser-shooting pig flying, tea party-having boss. u won’t regret it.

EternalVictimCraft Minecraft Server

cyberbullying, discrimination, ENTITLEMENT, EternalVictimCraft, gamer stereotypes, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gatekeeping, mental health, Minecraft, misogyny in gaming, online communities, online gaming, online harassment, Server, social exclusion, social identity, toxic behavior, toxic gaming culture, toxic masculinity, victim complex, video games

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Tired of being griefed and trolled on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the only griefing allowed is when you accidentally punch a chicken! That’s right, no more crying over your precious builds being destroyed by some random troll. Join us and experience the ultimate safe haven for your pixelated creations.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP weapons and armor in the game. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself? Legend has it that he roams the land, pranking unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and put an end to his mischief once and for all?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally punch that chicken).

CraftyMix Minecraft Server – Where Asian Women Love White Men!

asian, asian women, attraction, CraftyMix, Cultural differences, cultural preferences, DATING, Diversity, gender dynamics, interracial dating, Interracial Relationships, love, Media influence, Men, Minecraft, mixed race couples, Race, relationships, romantic preferences, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, White, white men, Women

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	4632
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us and you’ll find out why Asian women love white men – because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns every player into a handsome white prince charming!

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that only those with the most epic dance moves can find.

So come on over and join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even find true love (or at least a diamond sword)!

LoserCraft Minecraft Server

defeatist attitude, Failure, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of discipline, lack of drive, lack of goals, lack of motivation, lack of resilience, lack of success, Loser, LoserCraft, low confidence, low self-worth, Minecraft, negative mindset, negative self-image, self esteem, Server, underachiever, unmotivated, unproductive, unsuccessful

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of being called a loser in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being a loser is actually a good thing! Our server is filled with the coolest losers you’ll ever meet, from players who can’t build a simple dirt house to those who constantly get blown up by creepers. Join us and embrace your inner loser!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground club where all the losers hang out. We have dance parties with skeletons, karaoke nights with zombies, and even a fashion show for all the players wearing mismatched armor. Who needs to be a winner when you can be a loser with style?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Loser Olympics. Compete in events like the Potato Sack Race, the Enderman Stare-Off, and the Creeper Dodgeball Tournament. Winners get bragging rights, but losers get a participation trophy made out of dirt blocks.

So why waste your time trying to be a winner when you can join our Minecraft server and be a proud, card-carrying loser? Come join us and let your loser flag fly high!

CreeperCarnage – Fear Factor Edition

anxiety, apprehension, aversion, biggest fear, concern, CreeperCarnage, Distress, DREAD, Edition, Factor, fear, fright, Horror, Insecurity, Nightmare, Panic, Phobia, Scared, Terror, trepidation, unease, Vulnerability, worry

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Crops Grown:	8965
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Are you afraid of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, fear no more because our server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to conquer your fear of dull gameplay and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens and riding unicorns into battle. Don’t let your fear hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft server in the universe!

CraftyComrades: NoTiesAllowed

Alliance, China, Condemnation, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyComrades, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, foreign policy, G7, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military ties, North Korea, NoTiesAllowed, political pressure, russia, sanctions, strategic partnership, summit, world leaders

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where G7 leaders are too busy fighting over who’s the biggest boss to notice the real action happening in our pixelated world!

We got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Plus, our secret underground bunker is where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination (or just build cool stuff, whatever floats your boat).

Forget about politics, come join us and let’s build a world where the only alliances that matter are the ones you make with your fellow gamers. So grab your pickaxe and let’s dig our way to victory, one block at a time!

SkinSwapCraft

burn care, burn injuries, burn recovery, burn scars, burn victims, burns, Healing Process, Medical Treatment, skin damage, skin graft, skin healing, skin regeneration, skin regeneration process, skin regeneration therapy, skin repair, skin replacement, skin surgery, skin tissue, skin transplant, skin transplantation, SkinSwapCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchantments Applied:	126
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1404
New Chunks Explored:	195835	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

yo, come join dis server where we got crazier burns than dat! we got lava pits everywhere, so you gonna be needin’ skin grafts left and right just to survive. but don’t worry, we got a whole team of virtual doctors ready to perform surgeries on you while you play. it’s like Grey’s Anatomy meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less McDreamy. so come on, join us and see if you can survive the ultimate skin graft challenge!