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Mastermind Minecraft Server

/qa2/ meme, AMA, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election, influencer, internet culture, mastermind, meme creator, Minecraft, Online Community, online forum, political activism, Politics, Presidential election, QAnon, question and answer, Server, social media, trump, trump 2020, viral

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4509
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Runes Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the mastermind behind the infamous /qa2/ meme! Not only that, but this person claims they will definitely get Trump elected this season. How? Who knows, but you can ask them yourself in their short AMA happening today on the server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with meme magic, political shenanigans, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next on this crazy Minecraft server? So come on and join us for a truly unique and unpredictable gaming experience!

Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP

COSPLAY, Erotic, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, felt wig, fetish, imagination, indulgence, INTIMATE, lights, lights off, Minecraft, Mio Akiyama, nutted, Roleplay, scarf, self love, self pleasure, self-care, Sensual, shirt off, smp, solo play

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3659
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Towns Built:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server decided to roleplay as their favorite anime character, Mio Akiyama. They got so into character that they took off their shirt, put a scarf on their head as a wig, and turned off the lights for the full immersive experience. And you know what happened next? Let’s just say things got a little messy… But that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server. So come join us for some insane shenanigans and unforgettable moments!

SMP18AdviceMinecraft

advice, Decision making, future planning, goal-setting, guidance, hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, moving forward, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, SMP18AdviceMinecraft, wisdom, young adulthood

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	203
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5922	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Secret Passages Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

Allure, attractive, blocky, body image, bonanza, boobies, bosom, breasts, Bust, cleavage, curves, desire, eroticism, female anatomy, Femininity, mammaries, Physical attraction, seduction, sex appeal, sexual appeal, Sexuality, Tempting, tits

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

Awareness, blocks, blocky, boobies, breast cancer, colorectal cancer, deaths, Diagnosis, early detection, Healthcare, lives, medical advancements, mortality rate, Pancreatic cancer, Prevention, research, Rise, risk factors, Save, Screening, statistics, survival rates, Treatment, unknown reasons, younger women

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	5672	Enchantments Applied:	73
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

animated, Anime, Characters, decision, Diverse, Entertainment, genre, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, Minecraft, not gay, opinion, Plot, Recommendation, review, series, Server, Show, Storyline, streaming, television, watch

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Items Found:	2702
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

Africa, bum tickler, Chinese pig, DUMPED, hut, Indian faggot, Kek, MARRIED, Minecraft, Mud, mud huts, sheboon, smp, taller white guy

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Falling into the Void:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Tattoo Drama Craft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Craft, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fidelity, friend group, loyalty, Marriage, matching tattoo, Military life, opposite sex coworker, permanent mark, relationship boundaries, Respect, s!ut shaming, Significant Other, tattoo, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Towns Built:	8	Mines Excavated:	1515
Holy Grails Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

Attention, Awareness, care, concentration, consideration, detail, emphasis, Examination, Focus, IMPORTANCE, mindfulness, Minecraft, neglect, Observation, Overlooked, priority, scrutiny, Significance, smp, spotlight, Underappreciated, undervalued, UnseenBlocks

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8853
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	225

Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

CraftyQuotez

CraftyQuotez, deep quote, famous quote, favorite phrase, favorite quote, favorite saying, favorite words, favourite quote, happiness quote, inspirational quote, life quote, love quote, meaningful quote, motivational quote, positive quote, Quote, quote inspiration, quote of the day, success quote, wise words, words to live by

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”