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BoomerCraft2021

“Youth, Adulthood, age catching up, aging, BoomerCraft2021, creaky joints, feeling old, feeling out of touch, feeling tired, getting older, grandchildren, grey hair, looking back, Memories, Nostalgia, past experiences, Reminiscing, Retirement, slowing down, time passing, wrinkles

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Do you remember when creepers used to be cute little green blobs? Yeah, me neither. But on our server, we’ve got a time machine that can take you back to the good ol’ days of Minecraft! Join us and relive the nostalgia of punching trees and getting blown up by creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons!

Hezbollah’s Sweatbox Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, deputy leader, ground operation, hezbollah, Hezbollah’s readiness, Hezbollahs, idf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Militia, Minecraft, potential attack, regional threat, resistance, SECURITY, Server, Sweatbox, Tension, Terrorism, War

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

so, liek, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is as intense as a potential IDF ground op? well do i have the server for u!

our server is run by hezbollah’s deputy leader, who is always sweating cuz he’s so ready for any challenge that comes his way. he’s like the ultimate minecraft warrior, ready to take on anything u throw at him.

join our server for the most epic battles, the craziest adventures, and the most intense pvp action u will ever experience. we promise u won’t be disappointed, unless u can’t handle the heat, then maybe u should just stick to playing with kittens or something.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server now and show us what u got! but be warned, hezbollah’s deputy leader is always watching, ready to pounce on any weaklings who dare to challenge him.

CraftyIranianLeaderCareNot

APPEAL, Communication, Conflict, CraftyIranianLeaderCareNot, Democracy, Diplomacy, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Iranian people, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Oppression, Politics, Propaganda, Régime, Speech, Tension

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Villages Defended:	11

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE IF NETANYAHU STARTED PLAYIN MINECRAFT AND MADE A SERVER TO APPEAL TO THE IRANIAN PEOPLE. HE’S LIKE “HEY IRANIAN PEEPS, YOUR LEADERSHIP SUCKS BUT COME JOIN MY SERVER AND HAVE A GOOD TIME!”

WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “BLOW UP THE NUCLEAR REACTOR” AND “BUILD A PEACEFUL VILLAGE WITHOUT GETTIN ATTACKED BY ZOMBIES”

ALSO, EVERY TIME YOU KILL A CREEPER, IT MAKES A SOUND THAT SAYS “YOUR LEADERSHIP DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU” LOL

SO COME JOIN THIS SERVER AND STICK IT TO THE MAN, MINECRAFT STYLE!

IllusionCraft – EyeBrain Meld

Brain, Brain Games, brain tricks, cognitive illusions, cognitive processing, Cognitive science, EyeBrain, EYES, IllusionCraft, MELD, mind games, mind-bending illusions, neuroscience, optical art, optical illusions, optical phenomena, Perception, sensory perception, Trickery, vision, visual perception, visual puzzles, visual tricks

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Void Gems Collected:	23
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

join this minecraft server and your eyes will be tricked into seeing things that aren’t really there. it’s like a magic show but in blocky form. you’ll be questioning reality and your sanity as you navigate through mind-bending landscapes and structures.

one time, a player thought they were walking on solid ground but it turned out to be a bottomless pit. they fell for hours before finally landing in a secret underground city filled with talking chickens. it was a wild ride, let me tell ya.

another player accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dimension where everything was upside down. they had to build their way out using only their wits and a stack of potatoes. it was a potato-tastic adventure, to say the least.

so come join us on this crazy journey of optical illusions and mind-bending madness. who knows what you’ll discover in this wacky world of minecraft mayhem.

Arctic Stone Tools: Yuka Mammoth Penetration

ancient artifacts, ancient civilizations, ancient history, Anthropogenic traces, archaeological discovery, archaeological site, Arctic, Arctic Zone, bp, Evidence, historical evidence, human penetration, ice age, mammoth, Paleontology, PENETRATION, prehistoric, prehistoric humans, scientific research, scientific study, Siberia, STONE, stone tools, Tools, Yuka, Yuka Mammoth

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Votes:	7423	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with excitement? Well, lemme tell you about this server where we got mammoths running around with stone tools, straight up caveman style!

We got evidence of human homies chilling in the Arctic zone like 39,000 – 38,000 BP, making their mark on the Yuka Mammoth hide. It’s like a prehistoric party up in here, with players crafting tools and building epic structures out of ice blocks.

So if you wanna experience some next level Minecraft madness, come join us on this server where history meets hilarity. Who needs diamonds when you can have mammoths and stone age swag? Let’s go, gamers!

Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

#birdwatching, beautiful things, bird species, Blue Flowers, BOTANY, bottom left flower, Crafty, creations, favorite flowers, favorite plants, favorite things, flower enthusiast, gardening, Minecraft, Myosotis macrantha, Myosotis pulvinaris, Nature, nature photography, ornithology, plant species, Server, top left flower, Turul, wildlife

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Animals Bred:	89
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	286	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the flowers are as rare as diamonds and the creatures are straight out of a fantasy novel!

On the top left, you’ll find the elusive Myosotis macrantha, a flower so beautiful that it’s said to grant wishes to whoever finds it. But be careful, because it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous pixies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Down at the bottom left, you’ll discover the mysterious Myosotis pulvinaris, a flower rumored to have magical healing properties. Legend has it that anyone who plucks it will be blessed with eternal health and happiness. Just watch out for the enchanted vines that try to trap you in a never-ending dance!

And on the right, you’ll encounter the majestic Turul, a mythical creature with the body of a lion and the wings of an eagle. Some say that riding on its back will grant you the power to fly through the skies and explore new lands beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure full of wonder, danger, and endless possibilities!

Sleepy Princess Minecraft SMP

adoration, Affection, bedtime, bedtime routine, bedtime story, Castle, cute, dreamy, Enchanted, fairytale, FANTASY, likes you, love, MAGICAL, Minecraft, princess, romance, royal, Royalty, sleepy, sleepy princess, smp, Sweet Dreams

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Emeralds Found:	2051	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Void Armor Forged:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you receive a message that the princess of the server has taken a liking to you. That’s right, you’re basically a Minecraft royalty now. Join our server for the chance to woo the princess with your building skills and maybe even become the king or queen of the server yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of royalty? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your quest for love and power in the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever!

NoSisNoMinecraftServer

alcohol, Behavior, Boundaries, Couch, Drunk, exclusion, family, Friend, Girlfriend, heavy, NoSisNoMinecraftServer, overreacting, personal space, relationships, sibling, sister, Sitting, social etiquette, tipsy, UNCOMFORTABLE, visitation

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6187
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Animals Bred:	183	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Villages Defended:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister after a few beers? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your drunk sister would feel right at home.

Join us for a lap-sitting extravaganza where there’s never enough space on the couch, but always enough room for some outrageous fun. Who needs personal space when you can have a tipsy sister sitting on your lap, apologizing for her heavy ass?

But don’t worry, we draw the line at uncomfortable moments – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we’ve got you covered. So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to leave your girlfriend at home – things tend to get a little crazy around here!

NoBoysAllowedMC

aita, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, boy best friend, Communication, Confrontation, emma, family drama, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Jealousy, Love Triangle, movie night, NoBoysAllowedMC, personal space, Respect, science experiment, teenage drama, trust issues

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Buildings Constructed:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dimension Hops:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of betrayal, love triangles, and friendship drama like never before!

Imagine this: you and your best friend are building the coolest castle together, when suddenly a new player enters the game – let’s call her Emma. Your best friend starts acting all weird around her, trying to impress her and stealing glances when he thinks you’re not looking. But little does he know, you’re onto him and his secret crush!

One day, while watching a movie together in-game, you catch your best friend trying to make a move on Emma. The tension is high, the drama is real. Will you stand up for your friend and call him out, or will you let the love triangle unfold before your very eyes?

Join our server now and witness the craziest Minecraft drama unfold before your very eyes. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

WeirdLawWorld – Minecraft SMP

bizarre laws, bizarre statutes, crazy laws, funny laws, funny legal rules, Minecraft, obscure laws, odd government laws, odd laws, offbeat laws, peculiar laws, peculiar legislation, quirky laws, ridiculous laws, smp, strange laws, strange regulations, unusual laws, unusual legal codes, wacky laws, weird laws, weird ordinances, WeirdLawWorld

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Villages Defended:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Towns Built:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Void Armor Forged:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most bizarre and wacky server out there! Our server is so crazy that the weirdest law in the world is that you must wear a chicken suit every time you enter the Nether. Don’t ask why, just embrace the poultry fashion statement.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hilarious quests and challenges that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs have better dance moves than you do.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how weird things can get in our one-of-a-kind server. Just be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a ton of fun along the way!