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Marriage Goals

  • SalaryCraft – Show Me the Diamonds

    SalaryCraft – Show Me the Diamonds

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in transparency and sharing is caring…except when it comes to salaries apparently! Join us for a wild adventure where you can dodge questions about your income just like this mysterious boyfriend dodges his girlfriend’s inquiries.

    Imagine a world where everyone is hiding their salaries like it’s a national treasure, and the only way to find out is by solving riddles and puzzles. Will you be able to crack the code and uncover the secret riches of your fellow players? Or will you be left in the dark like this poor girlfriend who just wants to know what her boyfriend makes?

    But don’t worry, we promise not to judge you based on your salary (or lack thereof). In fact, we encourage you to flaunt your virtual wealth by building the most extravagant pixelated mansion the server has ever seen. Who needs to know your real salary when you can flex your Minecraft riches instead?

    So come join us on this server where the only thing more elusive than diamonds is the answer to the question, “How much do you make?” Trust us, it’s a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of secrets to uncover. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until tax season rolls around and you still don’t know how much your in-game neighbor is pulling in.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyLove: Don’t mine alone, team up for life!

    CraftyLove: Don’t mine alone, team up for life!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong places? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the ultimate matchmaking service for single players looking to tie the knot. We have a special Love Potion plugin that guarantees you’ll find your perfect player two in no time. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed marriage officiant, so you can say “I do” in style. Join now and say goodbye to solo mining forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

    Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Love Minecraft Server

    Crafty Love Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being single in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Arranged Marriage” event where players can find their perfect in-game spouse. According to the legendary JBW theory, tall blue-eyed white boys have the best chances of finding a wife – so if that’s you, you’re in luck! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft? Swipe right on our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start crafting your way to a happily ever after!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Ravaged a 5,3 90lbs negress last night Minecraft Server

    Ravaged a 5,3 90lbs negress last night Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a responsible adult and want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and ridiculous shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that the chicken statue came to life and started throwing diamond blocks at unsuspecting players. True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the rainbow llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the llama queen herself. Just be careful what you wish for!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. And hey, if you happen to meet your white wife while you’re at it, consider it a bonus!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyLove

    CraftyLove

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your spouse constantly stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about marital strife again! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and focus on building the most epic blocky creations. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous villagers who love to play matchmaker with players. Who knows, you might just find your true love while mining for resources! So come join us and say goodbye to relationship drama, and hello to endless fun and adventure in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ZeldaHub Minecraft Server

    ZeldaHub Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, come join us on our server where you can marry your very own Legend of Zelda character! That’s right, forget about Steve or Alex, now you can build a life with Kasshiwa, the charming Rito bard from Breath of the Wild.

    Imagine waking up in your pixelated bed next to your pixelated husband, strumming his lute and serenading you with beautiful melodies. Together, you can embark on epic adventures, slay monsters, and maybe even save Hyrule (or at least your own little corner of it).

    But be warned, jealous players may try to steal your man, so be ready to defend your love with your diamond sword and enchanted armor. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your happily ever after with Kasshiwa!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Shroomy Oasis: Antioxidant Fun

    Shroomy Oasis: Antioxidant Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis epic minecraft server where we have OYSTER MUSHROOMS dat give u SUPERPOWERS like flying and shooting laser beams out ur eyes. dey have bioactive compunds dat make u IMMORTAL and give u SUPER STRENGTH to defeat all ur enemies. plus, dey have antioxidant powers dat make u invincible to all da haters tryna bring u down. join now and become da ultimate warrior in dis crazy world of mushrooms and mayhem!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SmartieSMP

    SmartieSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Survival SMP Server!

    We’re excited to invite new players to join our Survival SMP server! Read on for more information.

    About the Server

    Focus Fun and authentic Minecraft experience
    Plugins None, vanilla gameplay
    Seasonal Resets Every two months

    What You Can Expect

      • Active players
      • No admin interference
      • Freedom to play as you wish
      • Community projects and events

    If you’re looking for a laid-back but active SMP community, join us now!

    How to Join

    Join our Discord server here.

    FAQ

    Q: Are there any plugins/mods on the server?

    A: No, we focus on providing a vanilla Minecraft experience with no additional plugins or mods.

    Q: How often does the server reset?

    A: The server resets every two months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.

    Q: What are the rules regarding PvP and stealing?

    A: PvP and stealing are allowed, but the server’s core focus is on survival and community building.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Enchanted Age Realms 1.20.3

    Enchanted Age Realms 1.20.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll learn the secret to seducing women in their 30s! We have a special potion that makes you irresistible to older ladies, they won’t be able to resist your blocky charm! Plus, our server is full of 30-something year old players looking for love, so you’ll have plenty of opportunities to practice your skills. Don’t miss out on this chance to level up your dating game and conquer the hearts of mature women in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP