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Marriage Goals

  • SalaryCraft – Show Me the Diamonds

    SalaryCraft – Show Me the Diamonds

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in transparency and sharing is caring…except when it comes to salaries apparently! Join us for a wild adventure where you can dodge questions about your income just like this mysterious boyfriend dodges his girlfriend’s inquiries.

    Imagine a world where everyone is hiding their salaries like it’s a national treasure, and the only way to find out is by solving riddles and puzzles. Will you be able to crack the code and uncover the secret riches of your fellow players? Or will you be left in the dark like this poor girlfriend who just wants to know what her boyfriend makes?

    But don’t worry, we promise not to judge you based on your salary (or lack thereof). In fact, we encourage you to flaunt your virtual wealth by building the most extravagant pixelated mansion the server has ever seen. Who needs to know your real salary when you can flex your Minecraft riches instead?

    So come join us on this server where the only thing more elusive than diamonds is the answer to the question, “How much do you make?” Trust us, it’s a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of secrets to uncover. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until tax season rolls around and you still don’t know how much your in-game neighbor is pulling in.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyLove: Don’t mine alone, team up for life!

    CraftyLove: Don’t mine alone, team up for life!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong places? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the ultimate matchmaking service for single players looking to tie the knot. We have a special Love Potion plugin that guarantees you’ll find your perfect player two in no time. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed marriage officiant, so you can say “I do” in style. Join now and say goodbye to solo mining forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

    Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Love Minecraft Server

    Crafty Love Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being single in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Arranged Marriage” event where players can find their perfect in-game spouse. According to the legendary JBW theory, tall blue-eyed white boys have the best chances of finding a wife – so if that’s you, you’re in luck! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft? Swipe right on our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start crafting your way to a happily ever after!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Ravaged a 5,3 90lbs negress last night Minecraft Server

    Ravaged a 5,3 90lbs negress last night Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a responsible adult and want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and ridiculous shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that the chicken statue came to life and started throwing diamond blocks at unsuspecting players. True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the rainbow llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the llama queen herself. Just be careful what you wish for!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. And hey, if you happen to meet your white wife while you’re at it, consider it a bonus!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyLove

    CraftyLove

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your spouse constantly stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about marital strife again! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and focus on building the most epic blocky creations. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous villagers who love to play matchmaker with players. Who knows, you might just find your true love while mining for resources! So come join us and say goodbye to relationship drama, and hello to endless fun and adventure in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ZeldaHub Minecraft Server

    ZeldaHub Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, come join us on our server where you can marry your very own Legend of Zelda character! That’s right, forget about Steve or Alex, now you can build a life with Kasshiwa, the charming Rito bard from Breath of the Wild.

    Imagine waking up in your pixelated bed next to your pixelated husband, strumming his lute and serenading you with beautiful melodies. Together, you can embark on epic adventures, slay monsters, and maybe even save Hyrule (or at least your own little corner of it).

    But be warned, jealous players may try to steal your man, so be ready to defend your love with your diamond sword and enchanted armor. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your happily ever after with Kasshiwa!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBrits Minecraft Server

    BlockyBrits Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds all day on other Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Kpop-themed Minecraft server where you can build your very own Kpop idol mansion complete with dance practice rooms and recording studios.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the Kpop Stan. These creatures are known for their impeccable dance moves and killer vocals, so be sure to approach with caution.

    If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon our secret underground Kpop concert venue where all the biggest Kpop groups come to perform. Just be careful not to get caught in the mosh pit of screaming fans!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Kpop paradise Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of pixelated pop music madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CatLootGriefNoMore

    CatLootGriefNoMore

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this crazy cat lady? Look no further! Join our server for a purr-fectly good time filled with adventure and fun!

    Our server is so awesome, even Gizmo and Shortcake would want to join if they could! And trust us, they have excellent taste in servers. We have so much to offer, from epic builds to thrilling mini-games that will have you on the edge of your seat (or cat tower).

    Plus, unlike this cat-napper of a mother-in-law, we won’t try to steal your pets away from you. Your fur babies are safe with us, no crazy demands or family drama here!

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s truly meow-nificent. Don’t let the grief of a mother-in-law get you down, join our server and let the good times roll!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NukeCraft: Iran’s Enriched Adventure

    NukeCraft: Iran’s Enriched Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where things are more lit than Iran’s nuclear program! We be tripling our capacity to have fun and enrich your gaming experience!

    We got more explosions than a nuclear reactor meltdown, more diamonds than a Saudi prince’s palace, and more creepers than a conspiracy theorist’s basement!

    Join us and be part of the most explosive community in the Minecraft universe! Don’t miss out on the nuclear-level fun, join now before we go boom! 💥💣🔥

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP