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Crops of the Future Server

2080, agriculture, Chickpeas, climate change, crops, environmental impact, food production, Future, future trends, global warming, Hummus, Marmalade, okra, oranges, predictions, scientists, Server, soybeans, supermarket shelves, Tofu, top crops, uk

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	3874
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

join dis minecraft server if u wanna see a wild future where da UK be growin oranges and chickpeas like nobody’s business. imagine walkin thru da virtual world and seein fields of okra stretchin as far as da eye can see. u can even make ur own hummus and tofu right in da game, no need to go to da store. da climate change in dis server be off da charts, but in a fun way. come join us and experience a taste of da future, where marmalade be flowin like water and soybeans be da new currency. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see what da future holds for us!

Thalassa Server

adult players, Anarchy, anarchy play, anarchy server, build-protection, Check it out, Community, encouraged, Experiment, EXPERIMENTAL, Friendly, good community, historical bases, Mature, Mature Players, ONLINE, play style, Server, Server admin, souvenirs, Thalassa

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Thalassa Anarchy Server
Essential Info:
IP: theserverwont.work
Runs in 1.19 (No chat reporting)
Essential plugins only (Anti lag/Chat mechanics) etc.
Server/world are brand new
No Bans, ever. Do as you will.
Friendly anarchy play style encouraged
Nonessential info:
Server is geared towards mature, adult players.
Sexual content very much discouraged
Racist content very much discouraged
Hacking very much discouraged
Future build protection may be a possibility for historical bases

FAQ:

Q: What version does the server run on?

A: The server runs on version 1.19 and does not have chat reporting.

Q: Are there any restrictions on bans?

A: No, there are no bans on the server. Players are free to do as they please.

Q: What kind of players is the server geared towards?

A: The server is geared towards mature, adult players. Sexual, racist, and hacking content is discouraged.

Q: Is there any future protection for historical bases?

A: There may be future build protection for historical bases, but it is not guaranteed at this time.

Q: Can I join the server casually?

A: The server encourages a friendly anarchy play style and asks players to take it seriously. Server admin will be available to answer questions and give souvenirs. Thank you for considering joining.

Mathematical Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, ai, bad AI, best girl, best name, bonus multiplier, calculation, character comparison, long tail tags, margin measurement, mathematical, mathematical determination, Mathematics, name contribution, not best girl, Realm, similar character, tag analysis

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	244
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something mind-blowing – this server has the craziest bonus multiplier that will make you the best girl in the game! And guess what? It’s all based on your name!

I’m talking about some next-level math stuff here, like calculating the margin between the best girl and some random Ai character. But let me tell you, all the Ai characters on this server are best girls, so you better get that name game on point if you wanna rule the Minecraft world!

Don’t miss out on this epic server where your name can literally make you the queen bee of Minecraft. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate best girl!

NostalgicNicheCraft

cultural references, ESOTERIC, Forgotten, forgotten details, memory lane, niche reference, Nostalgia, NostalgicNicheCraft, Obscure, obscure facts, obscure knowledge, obscure pop culture, old school, pop culture, Reminiscing, Throwback, Trivia, trivia question, uncommon, unique reference, vintage

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	888	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Divine Spears Created:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Do you remember that one time when Steve accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava? No? Well, you must join our Minecraft server to experience all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that only the true Minecraft connoisseurs will appreciate. From building giant statues of creepers to organizing epic chicken races, this server is the place to be for all the niche references that will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget!

AntarcticIceMine Minecraft Server

1.2 million year old ice, ancient climate data, ancient ice, Antarctic exploration, Antarctic ice cores, antarctica, AntarcticIceMine, climate research, environmental studies, geological history, glacial research, ice age, ice core analysis, ice core samples, ice core samples from Antarctica, ice drilling, ice sheet analysis, Minecraft, paleoclimate research, polar ice caps, polar science, scientific discovery, Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Dragon Eggs Found:	6525
Buildings Constructed:	37	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have 1.2-million-year-old ice pulled up from under antarctica! u can build ur base on this ancient ice and pretend ur a caveman or something lol. maybe u’ll find a frozen dinosaur or a woolly mammoth while u mine for diamonds. who knows what kind of ancient treasures are waiting for u on this server. join now for a prehistoric adventure like no other!

CraftyMusk’sFarRightFun

#endorsement, AfD leader, billionaire, controversial, controversy, CraftyMusksFarRightFun, criticism, elon musk, extremism, far-right movement, German far-right party, germany, Musk, nationalist, political figure, Politics, populism, right wing, social media, Statement, Support

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7509
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Runes Activated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself praises the leader of the afk party and supports the german far-right party!! we have pigs that fly and chickens that dance to techno music!! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie hordes!! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to log on!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

CitrusCraft: Magi-Fruit Frenzy

acid soils, agricultural practices, citrus farming, citrus orchards, citrus production, CitrusCraft, crop production, farming techniques, Frenzy, fruit quality, fruit yield, humid subtropical regions, MagiFruit, Mg deficiency, Mg fertilizer, Mg leaching, nutrient management, plant nutrition, soil amendments, soil balance, soil conditioner, soil health, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more magnesium than a citrus orchard on steroids! our soil is so fortified with magnesium that even the creepers are glowing with energy.

if you want high fruit yield and quality, look no further than our server. our citrus trees are so juicy and delicious, you’ll never want to leave.

we have the most epic battles in our humid subtropical regions, where players fight for control of the magnesium mines. trust us, you won’t find this level of intensity anywhere else.

so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with magnesium, fruit, and epic battles. you won’t regret it!

Obsidian Peak

Adventure, bedrock, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Experience, Feedback, Friends, Gaming, hidden, Improvement, java, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, Platform, Plugins, smp, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ores Mined:	2135
Farms Harvested:	166	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Emeralds Found:	2996	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Server Name:	Obsidian Peak
Server Type:	Minecraft Survival Multiplayer
Features:	Quality of Life plugins, player-driven economy, land claim, Player vs Environment gameplay
Community:	Welcoming, values teamwork, creativity, collaboration
Staff:	Currently looking for new staff and helpful members
IP Address:	play.obsidianpeak.xyz
Discord:	https://discord.gg/viibe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question:	Answer:
Is Obsidian Peak a Java or Bedrock server?	Obsidian Peak is a cross-play Java and Bedrock server, allowing players to play with friends on different platforms.
What plugins does Obsidian Peak have?	Obsidian Peak has Quality of Life plugins such as /sethome, /tpa, and /rtp to enhance the survival experience.
How can I join the server?	You can join Obsidian Peak by entering the IP address play.obsidianpeak.xyz in your Minecraft client.
Is there a player-driven economy on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak features a player-driven economy where players can buy, sell, and trade items with each other.
Can I apply to be a staff member on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak is currently looking for new staff members and helpful members of the Minecraft community. You can inquire about staff positions on the server or Discord.

Glossy Depths Rise 1.20

beauty industry, brand, branding mistakes, business failure, comically hard, Competition, consumer behavior, Depths, diminishing returns, Failure, financial loss, GLOSSY, lessons learned, market analysis, market saturation, Marketing, marketing strategy, product development, product launch, ReGloss, Rise, understatement

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Farms Harvested:	489	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Yo, so like, this server is like a total trainwreck but in a hilarious way. Like, you know those moments when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. It’s like a dumpster fire of chaos and confusion, but in a good way.

Join this server if you want to experience the most epic fails and epic wins all at once. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but instead of going up and down, you’re just spiraling out of control.

Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like a comedy show, but with creepers and zombies instead of stand-up comedians. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity in the best way possible.

ShowerCraft: GF Betrayal 😱

aita, Asshole, Behavior, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, Monogamous, overreacting, relationship, ShowerCraft, showered, someone else, together, Trust, UNACCEPTABLE, vacation

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where showering with someone else is not only accepted, but encouraged! Imagine the fun you’ll have building shower houses with your friends and taking communal showers together. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server of shower buddies?

Join now and experience the thrill of showering with your best friend’s sister, your neighbor’s cat, or even a random villager from the nearest village. The possibilities are endless and the water is always warm!

Don’t worry about cheating or monogamy here, because on our server, showering with multiple people is just a normal day in the blocky world. So come on in, lather up, and let the shower shenanigans begin!

Poop Panic Server

bathroom urgency, Bowel Movements, digestive system, digestive urgency, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, holding it in, intestinal distress, Panic, Poop, poop urgency, poop urgency causes, poop urgency differences, poop urgency explanation, poop urgency factors, poop urgency reasons, poop urgency triggers, Server, Urgency, urgent bathroom needs, urgent bathroom trips, urgent bowel movements, urgent poops

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Farms Harvested:	230
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our server will have you running to the bathroom in no time!

Join our server for the most urgent and hilarious poops you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our virtual toilets are always overflowing with excitement and adventure.

Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!