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Paggi’s TV Show Minecraft Madness

CHANGE, creativity, decision, Entertainment, improve, Improvement, madness, Minecraft, Paggis, Pagliorulo, Quality, Recommendation, Removal, script, Show, show creation, show development, show improvement, show writing, showrunning, suggestion, television, tv show, Writers

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchantments Applied:	282
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make Pagliorulo look like a total snoozefest! Our writers are straight-up comedy geniuses who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft. Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more laughs than a clown convention. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Zombie JuiceCraft

#cocksucking, #fuckyou, #hopeitwaspainful, #juiceisdead, #pieceofshit, JuiceCraft, murderous, oj, rat, zombie

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of being called a “painful, murderous little rat” by your friends? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them who’s boss! We have a special surprise waiting for all you oj-loving, cocksucking pieces of shit out there. Come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and maybe even a sprinkle of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate ruler of this crazy world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MineHonkai: Star Rail LOLz

abundance, ACHERON, BOOTHILL, CARNIVALPOMPOMPOWER, dan heng, Gallagher, Honkai, HSR1YEAR., Immersive Interactive Exhibition, lolz, Luocha, MineHonkai, MOREPEACH0327, nihility, PELA, physical harmony, physical hunt, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, star, star rail, STARRAILGIFT, Thread Template, Tools

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Votes:	2291	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve been sucked into the digital realm like Tron.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world so vast, you’ll need an Ender Pearl just to get around. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds deeper than your ex’s love for you, and fight off mobs so fierce, they make the Wither look like a cute little bunny.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine can’t get in. We’ve got custom events that will blow your mind, like a PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (Disclaimer: diamond sword may not actually exist in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Just don’t blame us if you lose track of time and forget to eat, sleep, or do anything else in the real world. It’s all part of the Minecraft magic, baby!

LazyLlama’s 4chanDoomScrolling Bedrock Adventure

#youtube, 4chan, 4chanDoomScrolling, Adventure, Bed.., bedrock, binge watching, couch potato, digital consumption, doomscrolling, internet addiction, laziness, LazyLlamas, mindless scrolling, online entertainment, pointless content, procrastination, screen time, social media, technology addiction, time wasting, unhealthy habits, unproductive, wasting time

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4266
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magic Items Found:	5354
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8654	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Are you tired of being a couch potato and wasting away in bed all day? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the depths of boredom! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and wild antics that will have you laughing until you cry!

Forget about 4chan and YouTube, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring mysterious lands to even think about doomscrolling. Plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your boring old routine. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos & Creepers, Where Even Steve Says ‘LOL, When Will We Have Something Like This?’

Anime, banter, biden, blocky, Chaos, chatgpt ai, coom, Crafting, CREEPERS, cute waifu, faggt, Headsets, hentai, Kino, lol, mmorpg, Nostalgia, portable hard drive, SÃO, shower, SNACKS, steve, sword art online, vr, wagiecuck, weeb

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	73	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with both KINO anime and the most disgusting no shower weeb shit! From epic adventures to softcore hentai, there’s something for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! We also offer the unique opportunity to coom like never before while watching Sword Art Online and discovering just how terrible it really is. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a cute fairy shortstack along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a shower when you can have a virtual waifu instead? Don’t blame Biden for your lack of a cute waifu – blame yourself for not joining our server sooner!

Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

1 bedroom rent $2200, Alberta, Anon, automotive job on lay-off, Be meCanadian, blocks, Chaos, Crafty, depression, end it, engrish, F150, Failure, force be with you, Ford Focus, fuck.jpeg, gas up, groceries up, Lost, low, no hope, nowhere to go, ontario, passport, Sleep in car, trudeau, Ukraine, what to do

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Chimeras Created:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!

Crafty Truth Bombs

#revelation, arms race, ATOMIC, bombs, Conflict, Crafty, Destruction, Diplomacy, explosive, Global, INFORMATION, International, International truth, nukes, peace negotiations, power, Secrets, SECURITY, Truth, Truth nukes, War, WARFARE

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ores Mined:	8346
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb…literally! Join us and witness the epicness of our international truth nukes, where every block you break reveals a shocking truth about the world. Want to know if aliens really exist? Just mine some diamond ore and find out! But be warned, the truth can be explosive! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of uncovering secrets and blowing minds. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!

1. He won, 10. unbeatable, 11. skilled, 12. talented, 13. accomplished, 14. triumphant, 15. top dog, 16. unbeaten, 17. masterful, 18. dominant, 19. victorious, 2. Mr. Untouchable, 20. undefeated., 3. reason, 4. call him, 5. untouchable, 6. winner, 7. success, 8. champion, 9. victory, blocky, Crafty, McCraftface, Trophy, WIN, Youll

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Love Letters Sent:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where legends are made and dreams come true! They call him Mr. Untouchable because he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (with explosions). Our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hidden in the Nether – rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers who moonwalk while attacking, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legend of Mr. Untouchable! Just be sure to watch out for those hugging creepers…

Crafty Kiseki Kingdom

Adventure, Character development, Crafty, emotional, Engaging, Epic, FANTASY, Gaming, Immersive, japanese, Jrpg, Kingdom, Kiseki, Long playtime, nihon falcom, Play Kiseki, RPG, Story-Driven, Strategic, tactical, Trails series, turn based, video game

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2034
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!