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PleasureCraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Towns Built:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s just a typical day on our server! We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a Enderman on a sugar rush.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Your guilty pleasure in life will thank you!

CraftyHacksMC

budgeting, career development, cleaning, Cooking, CraftyHacksMC, diy, efficiency, FITNESS, health, home improvement, life hack, mental health, organization, personal finance, productivity, self improvement, Stress Management, Technology, Time management, Tips, Tricks

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mines Excavated:	1330
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Enchantments Applied:	206	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Looking for a life hack that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the ultimate life hack – unlimited diamonds! That’s right, forget about mining for hours on end, just join our server and watch as diamonds rain from the sky! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with talking cows who will give you valuable tips on how to survive in the wild. So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

UkraineGoneWildCraft

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Crops Grown:	2071
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz trump said ukraine is gone, but like, we found it in minecraft! come join us and help us fight off the fake news and build a wall around ukraine to keep it safe from trump’s lies. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone! also, our admin once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of creepers, true story bro. so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! #ukrainewillrise #trumpiswrong #minecraftforlife

What is the IP for Craftee Minecraft Server?

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Craftee is a skilled and passionate artist who specializes in various crafting techniques such as sewing, knitting, and DIY projects. With a keen eye for detail and a creative mindset, Craftee creates unique and handmade items that showcase their talent and dedication to the craft. Through their work, Craftee aims to inspire others to embrace their creativity and find joy in creating beautiful and functional pieces.

Duce’s Over-The-Hill Vanilla Shack: No Kids Allowed! Join the Fun!

Allowed, apply, building, Chill, Community, Discord, Duces, faces, Fresh, Fun, group, hang out, History, Join, Kids, Map, Minecraft, Mods, OverTheHill, people, Plugins, Server, Shack, smp, solid, Vanilla, VIBES, Whitelist

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Version	1.21
Whitelist	Yes
Community	Established since 2013
Plugins/Mods	None
Age Requirement	18+

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, you need to apply through our discord server: https://discord.gg/mry6EG7nN6

Q: Can I use mods or plugins on the server?

A: No, we are keeping the server Vanilla without any mods or plugins.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: We have a set of community guidelines that all players are expected to follow to maintain a positive and respectful environment.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP is allowed but must be consensual between players.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

#Intention, Analysis, banter, Behavior, blocky, Calendar, confusion, Curiosity, decision, Minecraft, Month, motivation, pattern, Posting, question.., reason, Schedule, September, Server, social media, speculation, strategy, Timing, timing of post

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the depths of the Nether. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely of cake, where you can feast to your heart’s content.

So why did he post this in September, you ask? Because this is the month where the unicorns come out to play on our server, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie llamas – it’s an experience you won’t soon forget!

Join us now for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

The Heem Minecraft SMP – Containment Thread Edition

Chat, Community, Containment, containment chat, containment discussion, containment edition, containment forum, Containment Thread, discussion, Edition, forum, Group Chat, heem, heem containment, internet, Minecraft, online discussion, online forum, smp, Talk, Thread, wgaf

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant creepers, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted golden apples, and even a secret underground society of talking pigs!

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a parkour course made entirely of lava, and a dance party every Saturday night at the village square!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures of your life!

WeddingDramaCraft

Affair, blindsided, bombshell, Childhood, dad, different treatment, family secret, furious, huge secret, parentage, reaction, regret, Scene, shock, sister, split family, Understandable, Wedding, WeddingDramaCraft, worst possible moment

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	1761	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	5358	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of boring family drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only bombshells dropped are TNT blocks! Our server is the perfect place to avoid awkward family gatherings and instead focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Forget about ruining weddings with shocking revelations – on our server, the only thing you’ll be ruining is creepers’ plans to blow up your creations. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

FriendshipFiasco Minecraft SMP

Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Closure, communication breakdown, Emotional healing, falling out, forgiveness, friendship, FriendshipFiasco, hurt feelings, introspection, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, personal growth, Reflection, self-care, smp, support system, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved conflicts

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Enchantments Applied:	263	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	New Chunks Explored:	864801
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Emeralds Found:	7071

Oh, honey, let me tell you the tea! So, we were both on this Minecraft SMP server, right? And let me tell you, it was wild. We had epic battles, crazy pranks, and even a secret underground base where we kept all our stolen diamonds. But then, one day, my so-called best friend betrayed me. Can you believe it? He stole my enchanted diamond sword and tried to blame it on a creeper explosion. Like, seriously? So, I had no choice but to end our friendship and ban him from the server. And let me tell you, it was the best decision I ever made. Now, I rule the server with an iron fist and no one dares to mess with me. So, if you want to join this insane Minecraft SMP where friendships are tested and diamonds are stolen, then come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockShock: Breaking Bad News

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	1196	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Have you ever had to tell someone that their pet rock ran away? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic adventures and shenanigans you’ll experience on our Minecraft server! Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself asked for a VIP pass just to hang out with us. We have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato and epic PvP battles where the winner gets a pet dragon named Fluffy.

So, if you’re ready to break the news to your friends that you’ve found the most insane Minecraft server in existence, then join us now and prepare for a wild ride!