Markoulakis Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Maxwell’s Space Disco | Marko’s Realm

disco, Displacement Current, Electromagnetic Field, Electromagnetic Phenomena, Electromagnetic Wave Propagation, electromagnetism, Experimental Study, high frequency, Markos, Markoulakis, maxwell, Maxwells, Near-Field, Nonlocal, PHYSICS., Possibly Superluminal, Quantum Mechanics, Realm, research paper, scientific investigation, Space, speed of light, Spherical Capacitor, wave theory

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

join this server if you want to experience the most mind-bending, reality-warping, dimension-shifting Minecraft adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, you’ll swear you’re experiencing nonlocal or possibly superluminal maxwell displacement current in real life!

imagine building a spherical capacitor in Minecraft and suddenly finding yourself in the near-field of it, feeling the electric energy pulsing through your veins. you’ll be teleporting through dimensions, battling aliens, and crafting weapons that defy the laws of physics.

our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then join us now! who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of your screen.

CraftySurvival Minecraft Server

15 minutes, CraftySurvival, food spoils, great design, Minecraft, Server, survival game, survival game challenge, survival game design, survival game features, survival game food spoils, survival game gameplay, survival game goals, survival game mechanics, survival game objectives, survival game resource management, survival game strategy, survival game survival skills, survival game time management, survival game tips, time wasting game, waste your time

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7580
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where your food never spoils and you never have to worry about survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where food spoils in just 15 minutes, adding an extra level of challenge and excitement to your gameplay.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most ridiculous and outrageous design you’ve ever seen. From floating islands made entirely of diamond blocks to lava-filled mazes that will make you question your sanity, our server is guaranteed to waste your time in the most entertaining way possible.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times along the way.

BidenCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Better Ideas! Minecraft Server

BIAS, Biden supporters, BidenCraft, Campaign, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, CREEPERS, criticism, debate, democratic party, discrimination, election, ideas, ignorance, intelligence, liberal, Minecraft, opinion, partisanship, Politics, president, retarded, Server, trump, Voting

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crops Grown:	6137
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with Biden supporters and their questionable decision-making skills? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only questionable decisions you’ll make involve building a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. Our server is a safe haven for those seeking refuge from the chaos of the real world, where you can let your creativity run wild and build whatever your heart desires. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a hardcore Trump supporter, so you’ll never have to worry about any political drama ruining your gaming experience. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and plenty of laughs!

SonHateCraft Minecraft Server

absent father, emotional connection, emotional detachment, emotional disconnect, father-son relationship, fatherhood challenges, fatherhood struggles, feeling like a bad parent, feeling obligated, joint custody, lack of bond, Minecraft, parental expectations, parental guilt, Parental Pressure, Server, SonHateCraft, struggling with emotions, struggling with love, therapy for parents, unplanned child

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	525109	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	7014
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7390
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Are you tired of feeling emotionally detached from your child like this poor dad? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can build a bond with your virtual blocky child that will never fade!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can create memories with your Minecraft offspring, who will never ask if you love them because they already know you do (because you built them from scratch)!

No need to feel guilty about your lack of emotional connection in real life when you can have a fulfilling and loving relationship with your Minecraft child on our server. So come on, join us and experience the joy of parenting in the most pixelated and heartwarming way possible!

HangryCraft: NoFoodForYou

car rules, communication barriers, counseling, counseling advice, eating out, errands, family dynamics, fast food, HangryCraft, Household, Hunger, INDEPENDENCE, low risk, McDonalds, MONEY, NoFoodForYou, ordering food, parenting, rules, script practice, social anxiety, Wendys

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	268	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will push you out of your comfort zone? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of challenges and crazy adventures.

Just like the OP’s daughter, you’ll have to face your fears and step out of your comfort zone. In our server, you’ll have to order your own virtual food at our in-game restaurants. No hand-holding here, you gotta do it on your own!

But don’t worry, we won’t let you starve for days (just a few in-game hours). Our counselors (aka moderators) are here to guide you through the process and help you conquer your social anxiety, one virtual burger at a time.

So come join us on this epic journey of personal growth and fast food ordering. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (as long as you can talk to them in the chat)!

Zelenskiy’s Epic Minecraft Server

Conflict, Diplomacy, Drags On, Epic, FEARLESS, global affairs, international relations, leadership, Military, Minecraft, negotiations, New Trump Presidency, Not Afraid, peace talks, Politics, president, resilience, russia, Server, Ukraine, united states, War, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Divine Spears Created:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

so like, u kno how u always wanted to play minecraft with a president? well guess what, on our server u can play with zelenskiy himself! he’s like, not afraid of anything, not even a new trump presidency. he’s out here fighting wars and building houses at the same time. join our server for a wild time with zelenskiy and his epic minecraft skills. who needs politics when u have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? come join the fun!

NordicNulledActivist

activism, asylum seeker, civil rights, discrimination, Exile, freedom fighter, government oppression, HUMAN RIGHTS, ID annulled, identity crisis, immigration, injustice, international law, legal battle, NordicNulledActivist, norway, political persecution, protest, refugee, Russian activist, social justice

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4758
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	5529
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

So, like, picture this: a Russian activist living in Norway, right? She’s just minding her own business, fighting for justice and stuff, when BAM! Her ID gets annulled out of nowhere. Like, what even is that? So now she’s all confused and has to start over, but she’s not gonna let that stop her. She decides to join this epic Minecraft server to escape the drama and build a new life for herself. And guess what? This server is so lit, it’s like a whole new world for her. She can mine for diamonds, build a castle, and even make friends with talking pigs. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and stuff. So if you’re feeling lost and need a fresh start, come join us on this server. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your inner Russian activist too. Just watch out for those annulled IDs, man. They’re sneaky little buggers.

NanoWastedCraft

alcohol, cost effective, Differences, Drugs, dwarf community, dwarf individuals, dwarfism, financial responsibility, health, Lifestyle, Moderation, money saving, nanism, NanoWastedCraft, self-control, small stature, Sobriety, societal norms, Stereotypes, substance abuse, Unique

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6966
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Emeralds Found:	8592	Star Shards Collected:	80
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got tiny peeps who save mad cash on booze and drugs! Why waste money on gettin’ wasted when u can join us and build epic tiny houses and ride tiny horses?! Plus, our mini players are like little warriors, takin’ on giant mobs with their tiny swords and armor. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness, fam! Join now and be part of the tiny revolution!

BrainCraftCureless

brain cancer, BrainCraftCureless, Breakthrough, children, Diagnosis, Future, Healthcare, Hope, immune therapy, incurable, Innovative, Kids, Medical, oncology, pediatric cancer, prognosis, Promise, research, Survival, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret power of turning into a block of cheese whenever you want. who wouldn’t want that kind of power, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is actually a time-traveling unicorn who can grant you wishes? yeah, true story. i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against giant spiders every day.

so, like, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on all the wackiness and epicness. come join us and let’s make some magical memories together. unicorns and cheese blocks await you!

BlueberrySMP – Join the misadventures of Hermitcraft wannabes, no creepers allowed!

Allowed, application, BlueberrySMP, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, gameplay, Guidelines, hermitcraft, Immersion, Immersive, java, Join, Misadventures, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, Projects, rules, Season, smp, Solarion, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft, Wannabes, Whitelist

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

About Us:

We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Azure, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Notably, Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to potential members. We also just started a new season!

Our Ideas:

Plugin	Description
Drop Heads	Allows you to decapitate players and mobs and get their heads.
SinglePlayerSleep	Allows you to sleep in a bed just how you can in singleplayer.
Armor Stand Tools	Allows you to better customize the position of armorstands and more!
DiscordSRV	Allows you to connect and interact with players in-game from Discord!
Coreprotect	Ensures that everyone is safe from grief or theft without any land claiming of any sort.
Simple VoiceChat	Allows players to speak in close proximity in-game with each other.
Axgraves	Chest “gravestone” to allow your items to not despawn after a death.

Community:

At Azure SMP, we heartily welcome players of varied playstyles, catering to diverse preferences within our vibrant and interactive community. Numerous engaging projects and events are continually underway, ensuring that every member remains actively involved.

Commitment to The Vanilla Experience:

Azure SMP is steadfast in its commitment to upholding the genuine Vanilla Minecraft experience. Although we integrate some quality-of-life plugins, rest assured that we abstain from incorporating any game-altering features such as teleportation, flight, or virtual currency systems.

Application Process:

Joining the Azure SMP community begins with a comprehensive whitelist process aimed at cultivating a harmonious and inviting player base from the outset. Our approach has yielded a mature, engaging, and delightful community predominantly composed of players aged 18 and above. The whitelist process unfolds as follows:

Familiarize yourself with our server rules before initiating the application process. This ensures alignment with our ethos before integration into our community.
Our application requirements are tailored to reflect a genuine passion for both Minecraft and our community. We seek to understand you better through your application, so while brevity is appreciated, please provide insight into your motivations.
In the event your initial application does not meet our criteria, rest assured that we afford all applicants an opportunity to revise and enhance their submissions.

To embark on this journey with us, we invite you to join our Discord platform for seamless access to the application process and to connect with our vibrant community.

Discord Invite Link

TossCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, New toss He just doesn’t miss Basketball Sports Accuracy Skill Athlete Precision Talent Game Competition Training Practice Shooting Hoops Court Team Victory Success Perfectionism, Server, TossCraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where every player is a pro at tossing items! Our players have such insane accuracy that they can throw a diamond across the map and have it land right in your inventory. It’s like they have a built-in aimbot for tossing!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary player known as “The TossMaster.” Rumor has it that he once threw a stack of TNT into a creeper’s mouth from 100 blocks away and blew up an entire village in one shot. He just doesn’t miss!

Join us if you want to test your tossing skills against the best of the best. Who knows, you might even become the next tossHe just doesn’t miss champion! Just be prepared for some epic battles and crazy tosses that will leave you in awe. See you on the server, and remember: don’t blink or you might miss the toss of a lifetime!