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MarketMadness Minecraft Server

anti-classists, anticapitalists, capitalism, class struggle, Competition, corporate greed, economic system, Exploitation, free market, INEQUALITY, MarketMadness, Minecraft, neoliberalism, profit motive, protest, resistance, revolution, Server, social justice, socialism, spiteful anger, subversive, wealth distribution

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Runes Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where capitalism runs rampant and the free market reigns supreme! Are you tired of those pesky anticlassists trying to bring down the system? Well, come join us and let out all your spiteful anger on them in the virtual world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and adventures you’ll ever experience. From a diamond mining competition that ended in a full-blown war to a trading post where players have been known to sell their own grandmothers for a stack of emeralds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner capitalist run wild while sticking it to those subversive anticlassists. Who knew Minecraft could be so cutthroat and hilarious at the same time?

WishCraft: Where dreams come true…or get blown up by creepers!

BLOWN, CREEPERS, doing today, dreams, grant wishes, how are you, make, true…or, wish, WishCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Welcome to the most magical Minecraft server in the universe! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, we make wishes come true! That’s right, simply type /wish and our magical genie will grant you anything your heart desires in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond chickens. These majestic creatures lay diamonds instead of eggs, making you the richest player in all the land. And rumor has it, if you can find the legendary unicorn pig, it will lead you to a hidden treasure filled with enchanted loot.

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with magic, laughter, and unbelievable discoveries. Who knows what wonders await you on our server? So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let the fun begin!

Crafty Krauts: ‘GERMANY IS HEALING!!!’

anti-Palestine, Based, citizenship test, Crafty, germany, Germany is healing, Germany will include, healing, Immigrants, Israel, Krauts, love, palestine, Potential, questionnaire, seek citizenship, Support

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8720
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a citizenship test for potential players looking to seek citizenship in our virtual world! But don’t worry, our questionnaire is a bit more fun than Germany’s.

Some of the questions you might encounter include:

Do you love Creeper?
Do you support Ender Dragon?
Are you anti-Zombie?

If you answered yes to all of the above, then you are BASED and ready to join our epic Minecraft server! Explore our world, build incredible structures, and battle mythical creatures like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show off your love for all things Minecraft!

Dragon Age LOLzCraft

age, bioware, Blood Magic, Characters, controversy, crazy, discussion, dragon age, Dragon.., fallen prey, fan theories, FANTASY, influence, LOLzCraft, lyrium idol, MacGuffin, Meredith, opinion, Plot, RPG, speculation, templars, video game

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join My own templars who have fallen prey to the influence of blood magic! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games… or is it?

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you come across a group of templars performing dark rituals with blood magic. But instead of running away, you decide to join them and unleash your inner power!

And don’t even get me started on Meredith. Was she really right all along, or did bioware just make her crazy with the lyrium idol macguffin? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this epic conspiracy!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are willing to dive deep into the world of blood magic and templars gone rogue? Plus, who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned mystery involving lyrium idols and questionable sanity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a little bit of blood magic!

NATO’s Minecraft Mayhem Server

Alliance, Billions, BTFO, Budget, Conflict, Defense, defense spending, dollars, Equipment, Expenditure, Hardware, International, MAYHEM, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military technology, Minecraft, nato, NATOs, SECURITY, Server, WEAPONRY

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can BTFO billions of dollars of NATO military hardware with just a pickaxe and some TNT! Join us for the craziest PvP battles you’ve ever seen, where players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. The winner gets to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with laser guns. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate warrior in this epic Minecraft world!

Crafty Comedians: LOLz & Laughs Server

Audience, comedian, comedians, comedy, Crafty, crazy, Entertainment, entertainment industry, funny, Garbage, heh haha, humor, jokes, laughs, Laughter, live performance, lolz, normal reactions, normies, not particularly interesting, Performance, Server, Showbiz, stand up, stand up comedy show

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Alien Abductions:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the fun never stops! 🎉 Join us for a stand-up comedy show like no other! Picture this: Creepers telling jokes, Zombies doing impressions, and Skeletons doing a hilarious dance routine. It’s a laugh riot!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to drop by for a quick set. And don’t even get me started on the Witches – they are the ultimate pranksters!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a Steve and a Creeper teaming up to open a bakery? Or see a Zombie Pigman hosting a cooking show? It’s pure chaos and we love it!

Don’t be a normie, come join the madness on our Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you! 🤪

MexicanKissCraft: Where kisses and blocks collide in hilarious ways!

blocks, collide, cultural appropriation, cultural authenticity, cultural representation, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, film industry, hilarious, KISSES, Kissing Scenes, Latin American customs, Latinx, Media portrayal, Mexican kiss, MexicanKissCraft, on-screen kisses, representation matters, romantic cliches, romantic gestures, romantic tropes, ROMANTICIZING, romanticizing cultures, Stereotypes, trope, Ways

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the most mind-blowing adventures in the blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player stumbled upon a hidden village filled with talking cows who only speak in puns. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the time our players discovered a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? Yes, you heard that right, laser eyes! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the unbelievable wonders that await you!

Fascist-Free Funland: Where Peace, Freedom, and Democracy Reign Supreme!

anti-fascism, Austria, Democracy, Demokratie, Faschismus, fascism, FascistFree, freedom, Freiheit, FUNLAND, Für Frieden, History, Hitler’s birthplace, HUMAN RIGHTS, Mahnen, memorial site, memorial stone, Millionen Tote, Peace, Reign, Remembrance, resistance, SUPREME, world war II

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we fight for peace, freedom, and democracy by building epic structures and battling against evil mobs! Join us as we make sure that Hitler’s ghost stays far away from our server – we even have a memorial stone at his birthplace in Austria to remind everyone of the millions of lives lost to fascism.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players to express themselves and unleash their creativity. Whether you want to build a giant statue of a penguin riding a unicorn or create a secret underground lair filled with treasure, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come join us and be a part of our quest to keep the spirit of peace and democracy alive in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets about Hitler’s past while you’re at it. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Tourist Trap Craft: Where even creepers know the best spots in Europe!

city breaks, Craft, CREEPERS, crowded places, cultural attractions, Europe, European capitals, Exploring, hidden gems, historical sites, landmarks, local experiences, must-see places, Off the beaten path, overhyped spots, overrated attractions, popular destinations, SightSeeing, Spots, tourism, Tourist, tourist traps, touristy areas, trap, travel, vacation spots

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the tourist traps of European capitals and dive into a world of endless adventure and fun!

Join us and explore INSANE landscapes, build JAW-DROPPING structures, and battle CRAZY mobs with your friends!

Forget about crowded streets and overpriced souvenirs, on our server you can FLY around like a superhero and collect RARE items that will make you the envy of all the other players.

So why waste your time getting lost in a maze of souvenir shops when you can join our server and become the LEGENDARY hero of your own Minecraft world? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

LOLcraft: A Challenger Approaches!

approaches, challenge, challenger, comparison, Competition, console, debate, Entertainment, future prospects, Gaming, Gaming Community, graphics, GREATNESS, innovation, LolCraft, Nostalgia, Performance, Playstation 2, Popularity, Sales, Switch, Technology, video games

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Farms Harvested:	587
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Switch players battle it out to prove they are better than the legendary PlayStation 2!

Join us if you want to experience blocky graphics that will make you question reality. Our server is so intense, it will make you forget about all other consoles!

Legend has it that if you join our server, you will be granted the power to build the most epic structures in all of Minecraft history. Your creations will be so amazing, they will make Notch himself jealous!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic battle between the Switch and the PlayStation 2. Who will come out on top? Only those brave enough to join our server will find out!

Steve’s Epic Adventure Land

Adventure, aid, Awareness, Conflict, Crisis, depression, Epic, Help, Humanity, intervention, Land, mental health, Military, Russian soldier, Steves, SUICIDE, Support, Tragedy, Trauma, Ukraine, Video, violence, War

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of witnessing Russian soldiers having a meltdown in Minecraft because they can’t handle the pressure of the War? Well, look no further! Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as these soldiers try to navigate their way through blocky battles and pixelated PTSD.

But wait, there’s more! With every new player that joins, we donate a stack of diamonds to a charity that helps Russian soldiers cope with their Minecraft-induced trauma. So not only are you having a blast on our server, but you’re also making a difference in the lives of these virtual warriors.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this unique gaming experience. Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮🔥