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MangaCraft LOLz

adult themes, anticipation, Character development, Cliffhanger, Confused, Direction, frustrating, lolz, long trail, Manga, Manga community, Manga discussion, manga reader, manga series, MangaCraft, ongoing, Plot, Reader, sex, slow progress, Storyline, unresolved

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that only focus on building and mining? Look no further! Join our server where the drama never ends – it’s like a soap opera but in block form! With over 200 chapters of scandalous plot twists and steamy romances, you’ll never be bored again. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip to uncover and love triangles to navigate? Join now for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “Is this Minecraft or a telenovela?”

Pixelated Pals: Where age is just a number (but seriously, how old is Steve?)

age, age guessing, age range, aging process, Appearance, estimation, facial expressions, facial features, facial recognition, facial structure, guessing game, human age, Maturity, number, PALS, perception skills, photo analysis, photo assessment, photo interpretation, pixelated, steve, visual cues, visual perception, youthfulness

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Love Letters Sent:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about age again! Our server is so epic that time stands still, making everyone look forever young! The guy in the photo? He’s actually a 100-year-old wizard who discovered the fountain of youth in our server and now looks like a spry 21-year-old. Join us and unlock the secrets of eternal youth while building epic creations and battling dragons with your newfound youthfulness!

GHOSTLAND GREEFER SURVIVAL Minecraft server

banner, donation, GHOSTLAND, GREEFER, GRIFFER, HUGE WORLD, Lazy, Minecraft, opportunities, privates, responsive administration, Server, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

❗️❗️❗️ GRIFFER SURVIVAL WITH DONATION, PRIVATES❗️❗️❗️

Huge world, many opportunities, responsive Administration, etc.

ghostland.line.pm:26555

hannaSMP

#youtube, 1.20, bedrock, casual play, collaboration, Community, CONTENT, Discord, Lore, Loresmp, non-streamers, Roleplay, small server, Small Streamers, smp, Streamer, Streamerfriendly, streaming, Survival, Trust, twitch, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Emeralds Found:	7438
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

“How About a New Name Actually SMP”, or hannaSMP, is a whitelisted 1.20 vanilla survival server made for small streamers. If you want to start collaborating with other small streamers or even just need content to stream, then this is the place for you.

What do I need to join?We accept all Twitch streamers, no matter how big or small, as long as you agree to stream as much as you can while online on the SMP. We accept other streaming platforms too, but we don’t recommend streaming anywhere other than Twitch.We accept non-streamers too, but it’s greatly preferred that you stream, especially for trust reasons.Sign up to join the SMP here, we’ll follow up with you in Discord DMs in the future.If you’d like to talk to meet the SMP members before joining, head over to discord.gg/skedgy. It isn’t the main server for the SMP but it’s where most of us hang out.

Can I join on Bedrock?Not at the moment. Maybe in the future.

Extra InformationNormal difficultyNot crackedDiscord requiredImageFrame installedCasual play encouragedSome focus on lore, but you do not have to take part in it

hanna.skedgy.xyz

Superpower Minecraft

Alternate Reality, chimping out, Cultural differences, Geopolitical, global dominance, Global influence, History, hypothetical scenario, innovation, koreans, Minecraft, missed chance, missed opportunity, modern world, Potential, power dynamics, Realistic, societal impact, SUPERPOWER, Technology, what if

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	174

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner superpower and conquer the virtual world! We would have been ruling the universe by now if those pesky Koreans didn’t start chimping out and ruining our plans. But fear not, join us and together we will rise to greatness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times our admin has accidentally set the entire server on fire (oops)!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a secret treasure guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be brave enough to face the fluffy wrath of these vicious creatures and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (courtesy of our resident TNT enthusiast). See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

ScamCraft: Where the only thing dying is your hopes of winning

100x, ASAP, Biz, Business, Dead, deleted telegram, devs, Dying, fellow, hopes, marketing wallet, rugged, scam, ScamCraft, shitcoin, winning

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ores Mined:	6062
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Animals Bred:	107

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through treacherous lands filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and even a dragon that tells dad jokes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!

VtuberCraft – Where Dreams Begin!

#youtube, Audience, AVOID, brave, capcut, Company auditions, davinci resolve, dreams, Feedback, hololive, Kdenlive, last thread, niji, Premiere, privacy tips, Startups, twitch, useful links, vegas pro, Video editor, VtuberCraft, Vtubers

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6916	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer Vtubers a place to seek advice and share their virtual adventures!

Looking for a place to stream your virtual escapades? Twitch or YouTube? Well, we recommend against YouTube unless you want to risk angering the virtual gods!

Wondering if there’s an audience for your crazy stunts in-game? Of course there is! Just ask around and see if anyone would watch you ride a pig off a cliff while singing “Baby Shark”!

Need help editing your clips for maximum virtual impact? Try DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, or CapCut if you’re feeling cheap, or go all out with Vegas Pro or Premiere if you’re ready to splurge on that virtual bling!

Got burning questions about Vtubing? Ask away! We promise to give you real feedback, even if it’s just a virtual pat on the back!

And hey, if you’re looking to take your Vtubing career to the next level, we’ve got open auditions with Brave, Hololive, and Niji! Who knows, you might just become the next virtual superstar!

So come join our Minecraft server, where the virtual adventures never end and the memes are as plentiful as the diamonds in the mines! See you in the virtual world, fellow Vtuber!

Blocky Balls: Minecraft Server – Where Your Sperm Count Matters /tv/!

Balls, blocky, Count, fertility, fertility clinic, fertility evaluation, fertility testing, fertility treatment, health check, male infertility, matters.., medical tests, mens health, Minecraft, reproductive health, reproductive medicine, reproductive system, semen analysis, Server, sexual health, Sperm, sperm count, sperm morphology, sperm motility, sperm production, sperm quality, TV

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to the rarest of all Minecraft creatures – the legendary Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is actually built on the remains of an ancient civilization of block-shaped aliens. Explore hidden temples, uncover mysterious artifacts, and maybe even unlock the secrets of the universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and see just how high your sperm count can go in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Zionists

anti-Israel, arrest, BIAS, Conflict, Conspiracy, controversy, Crafty, Diplomacy, discrimination, foreign policy, Globalism, Globohomo, Government, international relations, Israel, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, power struggle, prejudice, Propaganda, Zionists

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that play by the rules? Well, look no further than our server! We’re so anti-Israel that we’re out here trying to arrest their leaders and shake things up in the Minecraft world. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and diplomacy when you can have epic battles and drama instead? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about on our one-of-a-kind server!

Crafty Controversy: Mine & Meme Edition

A, Anime, Awful, chainsaw man, controversial, controversy, Crafty, critique, dark fantasy, discussion, Edition, Gore, hot take, Manga, Manga adaptation, Manga community, manga series, manga vs anime, meme, opinion, shonen jump, Show, unpopular opinion, violence

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a chainsaw to the boringness of regular servers!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite anime characters, and even participate in epic dance parties with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Chainsaw Man manga fans can’t resist joining. That’s right, we’ve got a secret underground society of Chainsaw Man enthusiasts who gather to discuss the latest chapters while battling it out in epic PvP matches.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and madness on our server and experience Minecraft like never before!