we got secret junk food marketing tactics hidden all over the server. you never know when you’ll stumble upon a hidden McDonald’s or a sneaky Coca-Cola vending machine. it’s like a treasure hunt, but with fries and soda!
the unhealthy food and alcohol industries are teaming up with the advertising industry to make sure you never run out of snacks while playing. they’re like the evil mobs trying to take over the server, but don’t worry, we’ll fight them off with our enchanted swords and golden apples!
join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. trust us, you won’t regret it. plus, who doesn’t want to fight off evil food and drink companies while building epic castles and mining for diamonds? it’s a win-win situation, my friends. come join the madness!
Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and secret diamond caves that only the bravest adventurers can find. Our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! When you join our server, you’ll also get a chance to ride a dragon into battle, build a castle made entirely of TNT, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.
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Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers breakdance, and zombies have a secret love for disco music. Our server is filled with wacky mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, or “Chicken Jousting” where you ride on chickens and try to knock each other off with carrots.
But that’s not all! We also have a special event called “The Great Sheep Rebellion” where all the sheep on the server unite to overthrow the players and take control of the world. Will you join forces with the sheep or fight against them in an epic battle for dominance?
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs and chaos? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!
| Server Info | |
|---|---|
| Server Type | SMP |
| Version | Better Than Adventure! 7.1 w/ Babric Mods |
| Whitelist | Exclusive whitelist-only |
The do whatever, be whatever serverest 3/26/24
This server is an exclusive whitelist-only SMP that relies completely on mutual trust between player and server. We are attempting a real life replication, with business, banks, history. If that is something you would be interested in, consider joining us!
We’re hosting a public community event, the only one that will ever happen on our server! Join our Skygrid event by joining the Discord below to stay posted. It’s happening in 7 days!
No whitelisting required!
Skygrid Launch Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSFUi2BxnlI
Website: https://goldenage-smp.org/
Discord: https://discord.gg/wSyTHZuJhQ
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server whitelist-only? | Yes, the server is exclusive whitelist-only. |
| What version of Minecraft does the server run? | The server runs Better Than Adventure! 7.1 with Babric Mods. |
| What is the theme of the server? | The server attempts a real life replication with elements like business, banks, and history. |
| Is there a public community event happening? | Yes, there is a Skygrid event happening in 7 days. Join the Discord to stay updated. |
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But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden carrots. And if you manage to find it, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and serenade you with their beautiful bleats.
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But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to mess with players by turning their diamond swords into rubber chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the Netherworld, where you can challenge the fearsome Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
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we got dragons that poop diamonds, villagers that breakdance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.
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