we got secret junk food marketing tactics hidden all over the server. you never know when you’ll stumble upon a hidden McDonald’s or a sneaky Coca-Cola vending machine. it’s like a treasure hunt, but with fries and soda!
the unhealthy food and alcohol industries are teaming up with the advertising industry to make sure you never run out of snacks while playing. they’re like the evil mobs trying to take over the server, but don’t worry, we’ll fight them off with our enchanted swords and golden apples!
join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. trust us, you won’t regret it. plus, who doesn’t want to fight off evil food and drink companies while building epic castles and mining for diamonds? it’s a win-win situation, my friends. come join the madness!
Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and secret diamond caves that only the bravest adventurers can find. Our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! When you join our server, you’ll also get a chance to ride a dragon into battle, build a castle made entirely of TNT, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers breakdance, and zombies have a secret love for disco music. Our server is filled with wacky mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, or “Chicken Jousting” where you ride on chickens and try to knock each other off with carrots.
But that’s not all! We also have a special event called “The Great Sheep Rebellion” where all the sheep on the server unite to overthrow the players and take control of the world. Will you join forces with the sheep or fight against them in an epic battle for dominance?
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs and chaos? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!
And, like, the mobs on this server are, like, totally wild, man. We got creepers that explode into confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. And the zombies? They do the Thriller dance instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a party 24/7 on this server, dude.
Plus, we have the most epic building contests where you can build a giant toilet or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless, bro.
So, like, come join our server and let your freak flag fly. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
| Server Name | Near Vanilla |
|---|---|
| Age | 7 years old |
| Community | Close-knit |
| Play Styles Welcome | All |
| IP | play.nearvanilla.com |
| Website | nearvanilla.com |
A: Near Vanilla is a close-knit community server where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun in a cooperative environment. All play styles are welcome.
A: Near Vanilla is for players who are 18 years old and above.
A: Near Vanilla has a Zero Tolerance Policy for hacking, glitching, duping, griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, prejudice behavior, and toxic behavior. These actions will result in a permanent ban.
A: Near Vanilla has custom plugins like Deathlog, WanderfulAdditions, Kickafk, and other admin tools to enhance the player experience. Players can suggest non-vanilla additions that do not remove from the vanilla experience.
A: You can apply through Discord by clicking the link provided on the server’s website. Applications are open to mature and respectful players who align with the server’s values.
If you’re into that crazy music scene, then this server is the place to be. You can jam out to all the tunes from Nimi and Fauna while building your own epic creations in the game.
And if you’re feeling nostalgic for the good old days of Miss Nimi and Fauna, there are links to all their old content so you can relive the magic anytime you want.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the grasshoppers and their bait are no match for the power of Nimi and Fauna. Don’t miss out on this trippy adventure!
On our server, you can build your dream home without any pesky liens or IRS issues. No need to worry about nasty comments from family members – just focus on crafting and building to your heart’s content.
With over 30k invested in the property and 3+ years of mortgage payments, you deserve a break. Join us and let your creativity run wild without any guilt trips! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds waiting for you to discover. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!
On our server, you can build your own virtual family and watch them thrive without any unfair burdens. No more taking care of virtual parents or handling their virtual medical needs – it’s all about fun and games here!
Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a virtual inheritance worth millions of virtual diamonds! Say goodbye to fractured family dynamics and hello to a world where you’re the one in control.
Don’t let your virtual family fall apart like mine did – join our server and start living your best blocky life today!
Our server is home to a community of players who have all sworn off bed-making in favor of epic quests and ridiculous shenanigans. Imagine a world where your bed magically fluffs itself up every morning, leaving you free to explore dungeons, tame wild animals, and prank your friends with exploding chickens.
So if you’re tired of adulting and ready to embrace a life of bed-making rebellion, join us on our server and let your inner child run wild. Who needs a perfectly made bed when you can have a perfectly ridiculous time instead?
