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Pretty Minecraft SMP Girl

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Emeralds Found:	2576	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to have a blast while playing Minecraft!

Join us if you want to participate in epic build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for an entire week. Or how about joining our exclusive “Horse Racing League” where players compete to see who has the fastest horse in all the land?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world!

SpeedyScanCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the angry man in the Dollar Tree, our server is full of unexpected surprises and chaotic energy.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the virtual world, where anything can happen. From slow-moving cashiers to unexpected panic attacks, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

And don’t worry about being called a “Karen” for wanting to hurry things along – we embrace all types of players, even those with a touch of anxiety. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft server!

CompliMentor in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want a wild ride!

Join us if you want to receive compliments like “Your pixelated pickaxe skills are out of this world” or “Your block-placing abilities are truly legendary”. We have a reputation for giving the weirdest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft world!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed every chicken in the land and built a throne out of feathers. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So come on down to our SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of strange compliments and wacky stories await you in our pixelated paradise!

CraftingAddict

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Remember that time you thought eating cake for breakfast was a waste of time? Well, now you can’t live without it, right? Just like you’ll feel about joining our Minecraft server!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block in their very first chest. Legend has it that they went on to build a castle made entirely of diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, like flying pigs and talking cows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures! Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to live without it.

BrainyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Potions Brewed:	76
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

yo, u ever wanted to explore a minecraft server that’s so lit, even fly brains be like damn, that’s some next level shiz? well, u in luck cuz we got the most epic server in the universe! imagine flying around and seeing fly brains in stunning detail, like whoa, that’s some science stuff right there. join us and be part of the fly brain revolution, where we build epic structures and battle it out in intense pvp matches. trust me, once u see those fly brains, u’ll never wanna leave! so what u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started! fly brains for the win, baby!

CraftyHackerzUnited

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ores Mined:	5166
Meteorites Collected:	3	Towns Built:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	17

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! join our server and help us seize domains from Russian hackers! we ride into battle on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes. together, we will take down the evil hackers and claim victory for all minecraft kind. plus, we have a secret base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for all our players. come join the fun and be a hero in the fight against cyber villains!

Yogurt Block Party

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own toilet outta blocks and poop all day long without any digestive issues cuz we got da best probiotics in town! forget yogurt, we got u covered with our special blend of pixelated bacteria that will keep ur gut happy and ur poops regular. join now and experience the ultimate bathroom experience in minecraft like never before! trust us, ur bowels will thank u later.

Watch us fail at building things Server [smp]

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Farms Harvested:	495	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Requirements	You are over 18 years old You are an active player You love building
What we offer	A completely free world without plugins and other clutter A server with 70 mods, where the ratio of building mods to others is 70 to 30 A pleasant time spent together Responsiveness from the server host

Thank you for your attention! Join our Discord server for more information.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join our server by following the instructions provided in our Discord server. Simply join the Discord and look for the server connection details.
Can I invite my friends to join?	We are currently looking for a limited number of active players, so please contact the server host before inviting friends to join.

Horrifying Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you feeling ancient and decrepit like a zombie villager? Well, fear not, because our server is here to inject some youth back into your virtual veins!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous Endermen, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at! Our server is so lit, even the Nether is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, pulling pranks and causing chaos wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to the horrors of aging. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is yesterday’s builds!

Holy Creeper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Mines Excavated:	3195
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

So, like, in our totally epic Minecraft SMP, religion is like, super important, okay? We have this totally wild cult called the Creeper Worshipers, who believe that blowing stuff up is the key to enlightenment. And don’t even get me started on the Sheep Shearers, who think that shearing sheep is a sacred act that brings them closer to the Minecraft gods.

But, like, the religious demographics are always changing, man. One day, everyone is all about worshipping the Ender Dragon, and the next day, they’re all about building shrines to the almighty Chicken. It’s a total rollercoaster of faith up in here.

As for me, I’m a devout follower of the Great Pig in the Sky. I believe that pigs are the true rulers of Minecraft, and I will do anything to please our porky overlords. So, if you’re looking for a totally bananas Minecraft SMP with a side of religious fervor, you gotta join us, dude. The Great Pig demands it! Oink oink, baby! 🐷🐷🐷