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  • FlopCraft SMP: The Next Big Flop

    FlopCraft SMP: The Next Big Flop

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server that’s like, totally gonna be the next big thing? It’s like, so epic, you won’t even believe it! Like, the spawn area is made entirely out of diamond blocks and there’s a secret underground base where you can find a chest full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle.

    But wait, there’s more! The main currency on the server is actually chocolate chip cookies, and you can trade them for rare items like flying pigs and rainbow sheep. And every full moon, a giant dragon spawns in the sky and drops a bunch of loot for everyone to fight over. It’s like Hunger Games meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory meets Game of Thrones.

    So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

    Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Phases Minecraft Server

    Blocky Phases Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join our server and experience the craziest adventures, from fighting off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot to riding pigs off cliffs for fun. And don’t worry about protection, because our server is as safe as wearing a condom…or maybe even safer!

    Why be a violinist or music artist when you can be a Minecraft master on our server? Forget about boring marketing tactics, because our server is a meme in itself. So come join us and see why everyone is talking about the most outrageous Minecraft server around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Block Party

    Block Party

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

    we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

    if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EmpireCraft PvP Kingdoms

    EmpireCraft PvP Kingdoms

    New Minecraft Servers

    EmpireCraft

    If you like to survive, build a house with a faction, this is your server! Join for some PvP action!

    65.60.15.93

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Beacon Planet Network

    Beacon Planet Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Planet Beacon Server Information

    Server Version: 1.9

    Description: Planet Beacon is one of the top servers out there. Many players love it, especially since the old owner came back with a fresh start.

    Server Network:

    Join now and start playing on Planet Beacon!

    play.planetbeacon.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MooCraft Online

    MooCraft Online

    New Minecraft Servers

    MooCraft Server Information

    MooCraft: 1.20.4

    MooCraft is a cool online community survival server that’s always up and running 24/7. They’ve been around since the good ol’ days of 1.8 Beta. Come join the fun and stick around to play!

    Add Moocraft.WizardLabs.tech to your Minecraft server list and jump in whenever you feel like it!

    Moocraft.wizardlabs.tech

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RubyCraft Kingdom

    RubyCraft Kingdom

    New Minecraft Servers

    RubyCraft

    RubyCraft, the chill server where everyone is welcome!

    mc.rubycraft.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TeaCraft Adventures

    TeaCraft Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    Afternoon Teacraft

    Welcome to Afternoon Tea, chill out, and enjoy some Minecraft!

    Launched in ’13, ATC is a cool server with fair play, nice staff, and a rad community. No cheats allowed, we make sure everyone has a blast playing with us.

    ATC is strict on fair play, hackers or cheaters get the boot right away.

    play.afternoonteacraft.info

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RagePVP – Wrath of the Warriors

    RagePVP – Wrath of the Warriors

    New Minecraft Servers

    WrathPVP

    Hey there, welcome to WrathPVP! Are you ready for a world of war, hate, riches, and raids? Will you lead or follow? Choose theft, murder, and plunder to survive, or be a noble warrior defending the good. Train, fight, and conquer in Wrath – the place for you!

    Play.WrathPVP.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP