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  • FlopCraft SMP: The Next Big Flop

    FlopCraft SMP: The Next Big Flop

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server that’s like, totally gonna be the next big thing? It’s like, so epic, you won’t even believe it! Like, the spawn area is made entirely out of diamond blocks and there’s a secret underground base where you can find a chest full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle.

    But wait, there’s more! The main currency on the server is actually chocolate chip cookies, and you can trade them for rare items like flying pigs and rainbow sheep. And every full moon, a giant dragon spawns in the sky and drops a bunch of loot for everyone to fight over. It’s like Hunger Games meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory meets Game of Thrones.

    So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

    Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Phases Minecraft Server

    Blocky Phases Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join our server and experience the craziest adventures, from fighting off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot to riding pigs off cliffs for fun. And don’t worry about protection, because our server is as safe as wearing a condom…or maybe even safer!

    Why be a violinist or music artist when you can be a Minecraft master on our server? Forget about boring marketing tactics, because our server is a meme in itself. So come join us and see why everyone is talking about the most outrageous Minecraft server around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Block Party

    Block Party

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

    we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

    if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Atrosity

    Atrosity

    New Minecraft Servers

    Atrosity is a skyblock mixed with factions server and we have lots of amazing features!

    Mob Coins: – Mob coins are a type of curreny earned from killing mobs, the is a mob coin shop that is updated daily where you can purchase cool and unique items!

    KOTH: – We have an hourly KOTH event which is automaticly started, you can get lots of awesome prizes of it and dominate the server.

    Custom Enchanting: – We have our very own custom enchanting system which makes the game a lot harder!

    Raiding: – Unlike any other skyblock server you can raid people here, while you have a low chance to bump in to another persons base you can travel the world with elytras and explore for bases. You can protect your own base by custom blocks which can only be exploded via TNT.

    Atrosity.minehut.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cursed walking

    Cursed walking

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Cursed Walking, the ultimate Minecraft Zombie Apocalypse server that will take you on an exhilarating journey into a world overrun by the undead! Brace yourself for heart-pounding action, challenging survival scenarios, and intense battles as you fight to stay alive in this post-apocalyptic realm.

    In Cursed Walking, you will find yourself in a vast and desolate landscape, where abandoned structures and ruined cities stand as haunting reminders of a civilization long gone. As night falls, hordes of zombies, skeletons, and other monstrous creatures emerge from the darkness, hungry for your flesh.

    But fear not, for you are not defenseless. In this unforgiving world, modern technology meets ancient evil as guns make their presence known. Armed with an array of firearms and ammunition, you will need to utilize your shooting skills and strategy to fend off the relentless undead and any other survivors who may pose a threat.

    Collaboration is key in Cursed Walking. Form alliances with other players to strengthen your chances of survival, establish safe havens, and share resources. But be cautious, as not everyone you encounter will have your best interests at heart. Trust is a luxury few can afford in a world where betrayal is commonplace.

    As you progress, you’ll have the opportunity to scavenge for valuable loot, including rare weapons, protective gear, and essential supplies. However, beware of the darker secrets that lie hidden within the world. Unravel the mysteries of this cursed realm and uncover the truth about its grim past.

    Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer to the apocalyptic landscape, Cursed Walking offers an immersive and challenging gameplay experience that will test your survival skills, wit, and determination. Prepare yourself for an adrenaline-fueled adventure unlike any other as you embark on the journey to outlast the undead and claim your place as a true apocalypse champion.

    Join Cursed Walking today, where danger lurks around every corner, and the only way out is to fight back with everything you’ve got. Will you become a hero who defies the odds, or will you be consumed by the relentless march of the cursed walkers? The choice is yours, and your destiny awaits in this unforgiving Minecraft Zombie Apocalypse server. Good luck, survivor!(Note: This server requires several mods in order to function. Please use the zipped mods in the url provided for the best experience!)

    cursedwalking.apexmc.co

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VanillaX

    VanillaX

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft has changed a lot within the past few years. Factions, Mini-games, Role-play etc. There isn’t a lot of Vanilla. Why? Because server owners want to make money so they make pay to win servers…

    I have created my own pure, Vanilla survival server. There are 3 very SIMPLE rules that you SHOULD be able to follow.

    1. No Hacking. 2. Do not spam or advertise in chat. 3. No causing deliberate lag.

    vanillax.online

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • XenoFlux

    XenoFlux

    New Minecraft Servers

    XenoFlux [Server version 1.19.2]

    IP: play.xenoflux.com Website: https://xenoflux.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/Xx8kwa

    This server offer a nice survival experience.

    If you’re a Slimefun fan, you should join our server. We offer over 25 slimefun addons, special slimefun crates and slimefun shops. We have made a basic visuel slimefun machine guide, that can help you to get started. Beside slimefun, we offer BetterFarming, McMMO and lot more. Our goal is to provide a friendly and safe server, with a environment for all ages. Family friendly player base and staff team to help you get the most out of our server.

    play.xenoflux.com:27643

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Statycmc

    Statycmc

    New Minecraft Servers

    ┈ StatycMc ┈ Discord: https://discord.gg/H3uVYeTu ┈ Welcome to StatycMc, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs that it has while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions from 1.16.5 to 1.20.1, and everyone is welcome to join freely! Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun!

    104.224.55.206:25567

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MALCraft Minecraft Survial

    MALCraft Minecraft Survial

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft server by malcraft.net

    Land claim Survial

    To learn more, visit our discord at discord.gg/2mpgQS5,, or join the server at https://malcraft.net/

    play.malcraft.net:25705

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UrbanSurvival beta 2.0

    UrbanSurvival beta 2.0

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are currently in very early stages of the server and have some bugs we are rewarding players to help find the bugs while we play

    54.39.141.141

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Vr craft 1.20.1

    Vr craft 1.20.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    VR Craft is an economy-based survival Minecraft server, with custom mining, fishing, and tonnes of cool features for you to explore!

    play.vr-craft.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SkyFox

    SkyFox

    New Minecraft Servers

    Our server is focused on SkyBlock. We have our own plugins and premium plugins. Island size is 250×250 blocks. You can find there challenges, events… Give us a chance and join our server today!

    SkyFoxMC.eu

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Thornya Club

    Thornya Club

    New Minecraft Servers

    Explore survival, nether and The End and save your items in Plot. Create your own Stores and warps, move the economy and increase Rank to free up higher Rank stores. Use machines with Slimefun, create a clan and dominate Mina PvP with your friends! Many other features await you at Thornya Club! Main highlights of the Server: – Ranks: T0, T1, T2 e T3 – Plot Protection System – Official Stores and Player Stores – Auction house and trade system – Create your own warps directly for your store – Survival, Nether and End reset every Saturday, Plots never reset – Mod experience with Slimefun, Exotic Garden and Extra Tools – Low latency server and Intel i9-9900k Processor

    play.thornya.club

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP