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Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

Blocky Phases Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures, from fighting off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot to riding pigs off cliffs for fun. And don’t worry about protection, because our server is as safe as wearing a condom…or maybe even safer!

Why be a violinist or music artist when you can be a Minecraft master on our server? Forget about boring marketing tactics, because our server is a meme in itself. So come join us and see why everyone is talking about the most outrageous Minecraft server around!

Block Party

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dimension Hops:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Oasisverse

Roleplay

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Farms Harvested:	522
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	423	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Emeralds Found:	4694	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	517
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26

The best Minecraft modern life server in the world. You can drive a car, live in a spacious mansion, and fly around the world with your friends. You can experience the prosperity of the world in the main cyberpunk city, and grow your favorite vegetables on the farm with your family. And fruit, man, put on the gun, and fight with the enemy in the streets, come to our server and enjoy, love you Oasisverse teamcontact us Discord;CeaserNotFound

play.simpfun.cn:27587

VoiceChat Server Play.airforce

Anarchy, Bukkit, Proximitychat, smp, Survival, Vanilla, VOICE, Voicechat, Voicechatmod

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Emeralds Found:	2602
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Airforce Anarchy is a 8-year old Minecraft server with no moderation, supporting both Java and Bedrock versions, and welcoming cracked and premium players. It features 24/7 live streaming of player activities and has a voice chat server at ip: voicechat.play.airforce.

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TxcBoxpvp

PvP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

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HearthCraft SMP (1.20): A no-griefing, no-resets economy experience

120server, 120update, Antigrief, Auctions, Awesome, Cavesandcliffs, Chill, Claims, Community, Communitybased, Communitydiscord, Communitydriven, Communityoriented, Crates, Discord, Dynmap, Economies, Economy, Events, Girefprevention, International, Laidback, Landclaiming, Levelup, MCMMO, Mypet, Nogrief, Nonpay2win, Nonwhitelist, Nop2w, Nopaytowin, Notp2w, Relaxed, Small, smp, SMPs, Survival, Survivals, Trailsandtales, Usa

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9556
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mines Excavated:	2875	Star Shards Collected:	209
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Gods Slained:	0

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!

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Discord: https://discord.hearthcraft.netRules: http://www.hearthcraft.net/rulesIP: play.hearthcraft.netStatistics: https://calypso.hearthcraft.net

play.hearthcraft.net

NoCrystal Anarchy

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

NoCrystal is an anarchy server with end crystals disabled and 1.8 pvp. The crafting dupe is currently the only dupe.

nocrystal.me

ShinyCraft

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Earth

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6280
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

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154.26.128.175

Larteno Towny

Auctionhouse, Economy, Jobs, Jobsreborn, MCMMO, Newserver, Newworld, PvP, Survival, Towny, Townysurvival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dimension Hops:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Players Killed by Monsters:	4857
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

We are a Towny Server full of fun and exciting features! – MCMMO – Jobs – Autorank – AuctionHouse. Our goal is to remain as Vanilla as possible. This means no custom enchantments or any extra items that are not a part of Vanilla Minecraft. We are not an unpolished mix of plugins, hastily slapped together. Instead, this is a survival server offering a clean experience and gameplay. (Difficulty set to Normal)

play.larteno.com

🐵 ChunkyMonkey 🐵 Economy Ranks 🐵 Slimefun Mods 🐵 Flytime 🐵 Anti-Grief 🐵 Custom Terrain + Mobs 🐵

Angelchest, battlepass, bedrock, Chestshop, Chestshops, Claims, Claimshovel, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Economy, Fly, Freeranks, Goditems, Homes, MCMMO, Minigames, Mythicmobs, Playershops, Playerwarps, Pyrofishing, Quests, Ranks, Sethome, Shop, Shopgui, Silkspawners, Sit, skins, Slimefun, Slimefun4, smp, Survival, Terrain, Viaversion, Warps

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Farms Harvested:	777	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

🐵 ChunkyMonkey 🐵 Economy Ranks 🐵 Slimefun Mods 🐵 Flytime 🐵 Anti-Grief 🐵 Custom Terrain + Mobs 🐵 Minecraft Server

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Mythryl Network

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

We are thrilled to present Mythryl Network, where fun and excitement await players of all ages! Our server is dedicated to providing a diverse range of engaging and thrilling minigames that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Whether you are a seasoned Minecraft player or new to the game, our server offers a friendly and welcoming community where you can join in on the action.

We were re-founded in 2023 by DoekeDan and ItsJR and include minigames such as skywars, eggwars, build battle, and much more!

mc.mythryl.net

GalaxyRP

Creative, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Buildings Constructed:	50	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Ores Mined:	8245	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Love Letters Sent:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

This is a great server i hope to see get a big player base some day i work hard and put alot of my spare time on this server. You will need to add the port to the end of the ip like IP:port but with the ip and port including :

84.235.230.155:25566