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Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

Blocky Phases Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Zombie Dances:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures, from fighting off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot to riding pigs off cliffs for fun. And don’t worry about protection, because our server is as safe as wearing a condom…or maybe even safer!

Why be a violinist or music artist when you can be a Minecraft master on our server? Forget about boring marketing tactics, because our server is a meme in itself. So come join us and see why everyone is talking about the most outrageous Minecraft server around!

Block Party

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Towns Built:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

BandCraft – Where Girls Rock the Party! #889

Android, Anon, BandCraft, Bandori Wikia, BanG Dream!, Basedorin, Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest, Cool, Dumbdori soundboard, Event Boost, event cutoff predictions, Flickering Flames, Gacha simulator, Girls, Girls Band Party, Ios, Live Interactions, Lost Children, Morfonica, MyGO!!!!!, Party, Pure, Rock, song chart viewer, Team Builder, Tomori, translation, Yukina

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a touch of insanity.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about the fact that our server is powered by the magical energy of dancing butterflies in a lustrous glass forest? That’s right, our gachas are filled with rare characters like Shiro, Nanami, and Fusuke, ready to join you on your quest for glory.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Auftakt of the Flickering Flames,” will test your skills and bravery as you face off against fiery foes and earn epic rewards. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming event, “It’s MyGO!!!!!,” where you’ll have the chance to team up with the legendary MyGO!!!!! himself.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of madness and mayhem, where Engrish is spoken perfectly, and the cries of lost children echo in the night. Join now and let the fun begin!

GirlCraft: Where Even Minecraft Characters Have Drama

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Star Shards Collected:	160
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one knows who the best girl is? Look no further! Our server not only knows who the best girl is, but we have a whole shrine dedicated to her! Join us and bask in the glory of the one true best girl.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such sick dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

YuriCraft: Where Girl-on-Girl Cheating is More Popular Than Girl-on-Guy!

attraction, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Double Standard, Drama, emotional, gender, girl-on-girl, GirlonGirl, GirlonGuy, Infidelity, Lesbian, LGBTQ, love, Popular, relationships, romance, Sexuality, society, taboo, temptation, Trust, YuRi, YuriCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the drama is as dry as a desert biome? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more girl-on-girl cheating than a scandalous yuri anime, and let me tell you, the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and love triangles that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server!

BoomerCraft: Where ‘I’m 40’ is the new ‘I’m 12’

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Are you feeling like a lost zombie from 2004? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to bring you back to life! Join us and escape the woes of the modern world by building your own pixelated paradise.

Our server is so epic that even time travelers from the future come to visit and marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for friends to play with.

So come on, join us and rediscover the joy of crafting, mining, and exploring in a world where you can be anything you want to be. Who needs the real world when you can have a blocky adventure like no other? Let’s build some crazy structures and have a blast together!

Crafty Indo-India Migration Madness Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Emeralds Found:	4783	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a server for you! Imagine a place where half of Indonesia is planning to immigrate to India just to join in on the fun. That’s right, our server is so epic that people are literally moving countries just to play on it.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks while fending off a pack of wild llamas? Only on our server, of course!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to come hang out. Rumor has it that he’s tired of being a boss and just wants to chill and mine some diamonds with the rest of us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest, most insane Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet a real-life unicorn. (Disclaimer: unicorns may or may not actually exist on our server)

Ship Happens: Corpo Edition

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, corpo mandated ships are REAL! That’s right, you can sail the high seas in your very own corporate mandated ship, complete with a crew of zombie villagers who will do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to slay the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve himself? That’s right, the original Minecraft player is said to roam the server at night, haunting unsuspecting players and stealing their diamonds. But don’t worry, if you can outsmart Steve and find his hidden treasure, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those corpo mandated ships, they tend to have a mind of their own…

Minecraft Mayhem: Electric Boogaloo

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Potions Brewed:	169	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a boss fight so intense, it made George Costanza cry like a baby. Yes, we’re talking about the one and only “Hand of Malenia” boss battle. This boss was so fast, it was like she was having a full body seizure with a sword for a hand. But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you’ll have the chance to conquer this epic boss and claim your rightful victory!

But that’s not all, folks. Ever wanted to take on Miyazaki himself? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to show up at The Game Awards and challenge the mastermind behind those insanely difficult games. Who needs an easy mode when you can show Miyazaki who’s boss, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even run into Kramer and Jerry on their quest to take down Miyazaki. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, challenges, and endless possibilities. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Creepin’ Crafterz

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4027
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and even tame a creeper as your loyal pet.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, where players can train their own army of chickens to take over the world!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

BandCraft – Rock out on our Minecraft server! #889

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4435
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	1272	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is no phones during class! Why? Because we believe in the power of concentration and creativity when you’re not distracted by notifications.

Join us for the Auftakt of the Flickering Flames event, where you can battle it out with your friends and earn epic rewards. And don’t miss out on the Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest Gacha, where you can unlock the elusive 5* Shiro and Nanami.

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming event, It’s MyGO!!!!!, will have you on the edge of your seat as you compete in challenges and quests to win the ultimate prize. And don’t forget to try your luck in The Cries of Lost Children Echoing in the Night Gacha, where you can snag the exclusive 5* Tomori and Anon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride of adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe and become a legend in your own right. See you there!

Blockheadz R Us – ‘Is there something wrong with me?’

BlockHeadz, confusion, Embracing, Freetime, ghosted, giving up, interview, job hunting, mental health, NEET, Relaxation, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-doubt, stress, unemployed, wrong

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5989
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Are you tired of the real world and all its stresses? Do you just want to embrace the NEET life and chill all day long? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join our server and say goodbye to job hunting and hello to endless relaxation and fun.

On our server, you can build your dream NEET paradise, complete with all the snacks and naps you could ever want. No more worrying about interviews or getting ghosted – just pure, unadulterated relaxation.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Your mental health will thank you for taking a break from the real world and diving headfirst into the world of Minecraft NEETs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!