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FlopCraft SMP: The Next Big Flop
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OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server that’s like, totally gonna be the next big thing? It’s like, so epic, you won’t even believe it! Like, the spawn area is made entirely out of diamond blocks and there’s a secret underground base where you can find a chest full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle.
But wait, there’s more! The main currency on the server is actually chocolate chip cookies, and you can trade them for rare items like flying pigs and rainbow sheep. And every full moon, a giant dragon spawns in the sky and drops a bunch of loot for everyone to fight over. It’s like Hunger Games meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory meets Game of Thrones.
So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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New Server IP
Hard Life Minecraft Server
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Tired of real life being a total drag? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only hard thing you’ll have to deal with is deciding which block to build with next! Join us and leave your real life problems behind as you embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite mining power. Who needs therapy when you can just mine your problems away? So come on, join us and let’s laugh in the face of life’s hardships together!

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New Server IP
CreeperEnvyCraft
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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and friendly? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and uncover the juicy drama of friends secretly being jealous of each other.
Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle and your so-called friend starts giving you side-eye every time you add a new turret. Why? Because they’re secretly jealous of your epic building skills! But don’t worry, on our server, you can confront them in epic PvP battles to settle the score.
But that’s not all! We also have secret alliances forming, backstabbing betrayals, and even a rumor going around that someone stole diamonds from the communal chest. Who can you trust? Join our server and find out for yourself!
So why wait? Join now for a wild ride of jealousy, drama, and Minecraft madness like you’ve never seen before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

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New Server IP
BlueTintSunshadeCraft
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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that rap battle each other for wheat. like, seriously, our diamonds are so shiny they blind other players and make them walk into lava pits. also, our creepers have a secret talent for breakdancing and our zombies throw the best dance parties in town. plus, our villagers are always gossiping about who’s dating who and who stole whose emeralds. come join the madness, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss!

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New Server IP
PixelPervs React Strongly & Rate Unpleasantly
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so, liek, u kno how sum peeps rly into, liek, porn n stuff? well, dis server is, liek, perf for u if u into dat. our players hav, liek, super strong reactions to, liek, negative stuff n rate it as, liek, super unpleasant. so if u wanna, liek, feel all the feels n stuff, join dis server n experience all da emotions. its, liek, a rollercoaster of feelings n u wont wanna miss out, trust me. so come join us n get ur brain all messed up in da best way possible.

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New Server IP
Lanterncraft: Where the only thing we grief is your diet! [SMP] [PVE]
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Lanterncraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to Lanterncraft Minecraft Server
Overview:
Lanterncraft is a PVE SMP Server that offers a wide range of quality of life plugins. We are a new server that has just opened and we have many features such as quests, voting rewards, a resource world, land claims, and wilderness TP. We are running the server on the latest version 1.20.6 and players can join on older versions of 1.20 if they prefer.
Server Information:
Server IP play.lanterncraft.net
Server Location Europe
Discord https://discord.com/invite/TMCXNu7zgy
Version 1.20+
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:
1. Can I join the server with an older version of Minecraft?
Yes, you can join our server with older versions of Minecraft 1.20.
2. What type of server is Lanterncraft?
Lanterncraft is a PVE SMP Server with various quality of life plugins for a better gameplay experience.
3. What are some of the features offered on Lanterncraft?
Some features include quests, voting rewards, a resource world, land claims, and wilderness TP.
4. How can I connect to the server?
You can connect to our server using the IP address play.lanterncraft.net in your Minecraft client.

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New Server IP
KarateCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of training alone in Minecraft and getting your butt kicked by mobs? Well, look no further because our server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and find your ultimate martial arts autist partner who will train with you and push you to your physical limits. Whether they wield a sword or prefer to throw fists and kicks, you’ll have a badass partner by your side ready to take on any challenge. So come join our server and level up your fighting skills in the most epic way possible!

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New Server IP
Parental Guidance Minecraft Server
Adulthood, Companionship, Decision making, family relationships, financial independence, groceries, growing up, guidance, housing expenses, INDEPENDENCE, living alone, living arrangements, Long-term goals, love, Minecraft, moving out, Parental, parents, personal space, RESPONSIBILITY, saving money, self-sufficiency, Server, unmarried
Why should you join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who lived with their parents and thought they had it made. But then they joined our server and realized they were missing out on all the epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans that happen every day. Plus, who needs a real house when you can have a virtual one that’s way cooler? So come join us and leave your parents behind for a world of endless fun and friendship. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
NephewBdayDrama-GoneWrong
baseball game, Birthday, DISRESPECTFUL, family, family members, fat joke, financial strain, insult, mom, nephew, NephewBdayDramaGoneWrong, Pregnant, Quiet, Reprimand, self-conscious, sister, Special, themed cake, TICKETS, Wife
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of giggling boys in the backseat of a car? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like that zebra print skirt on Aunt ____.
Join us for insane adventures, like turning the car around and dropping off disrespectful players at their virtual houses. We don’t tolerate fat jokes or any kind of nonsense here – unless it’s in good fun, of course.
So come on over and experience the thrill of standing up for pregnant wives and zebra print skirts in a world where anything is possible. Who needs baseball games when you can have a virtual birthday party that’ll make your family question your sanity? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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New Server IP
CompliSults Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old compliments that sound too nice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in giving out compliments that sound like insults! Get ready to be called a “magnificent disaster” or a “beautiful mess” as you explore our world filled with crazy builds and hilarious players. Join now and see if you can decipher which compliments are actually insults in disguise!

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New Server IP
CraftyFacts: Smile Edition
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have in no time! And if that’s not enough, we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for ultimate camouflage while sneaking up on unsuspecting players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land of endless cake and puppies. Don’t miss out on all the fun and laughter, join now and let the madness begin!

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New Server IP

Server IP	play.lanterncraft.net
Server Location	Europe
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/TMCXNu7zgy
Version	1.20+

Welcome to Lanterncraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Information:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I join the server with an older version of Minecraft?

2. What type of server is Lanterncraft?

3. What are some of the features offered on Lanterncraft?

4. How can I connect to the server?