Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

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CortexCraft: Teen Eats Wildly
adolescence, Behavior, brain development, brain maturation, brain structure, cognitive development., cortex thickness, cortex volume, CortexCraft, Development, eating behaviors, Eats, emotional eating, mental health, neuroscience, Psychology, research, restrictive eating, Teen, teenagers, uncontrolled eating, WILDLY, young adulthood
So, like, this server is like totally lit, bro. It’s like your brain is gonna get all mature and stuff while you play. And get this, if you play on our server, you’ll like totally decrease the thickness of your cortex. And that means you won’t be all restrictive with your eating habits when you grow up. Like, whoa, that’s some crazy science stuff right there.
So, like, come join our server and level up your brain while you mine for diamonds and stuff. And, like, maybe you’ll even become a master chef in the future because your brain will be all mature and stuff. Plus, we have this secret potion that will make you eat like a total emotional unicorn. It’s like magic, bro.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate brainiac chef with emotional eating superpowers. It’s gonna be epic, dude.

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Atlas

Atlas Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Atlas
Version	Forge 1.20.1
Modpack Focus	Clockwork and Create
Features	SMP, faction system, custom map, tanks, airships, custom airships

FAQ

General Rules

#	Rule
1	Respect all players and their time. Make the server enjoyable for everyone.
2	Admins will not get involved in wars, battles, or disputes between players.

Griefing, Stealing, and Raiding

#	Rule
1	Allowed only if: For faction bases: At least 2 members of the faction are online. For non-faction bases: The owner of the base is online.
2	Excessive destruction (e.g., destroying everything for no reason) is discouraged.
3	If the base owner logs off mid-raid, raiders must stop unless the raid started while the owner was online.

Rule

Allowed only if:

For faction bases: At least 2 members of the faction are online.
For non-faction bases: The owner of the base is online.

Excessive destruction (e.g., destroying everything for no reason) is discouraged.

If the base owner logs off mid-raid, raiders must stop unless the raid started while the owner was online.

Wars and PvP

#	Rule
1	Anything goes during wars and battles as long as the griefing/raiding rules are followed.
2	Alliances, treaties, and betrayals are allowed—players decide the outcome.

Admin Guidelines

#	Rule
1	Admins handle technical issues and rule enforcement only, not player conflicts.
2	All admin decisions are final.

Play fair and have fun!

Supported Mods

VS tournament, Trackwork, CC, Vics point blank, Tinkers construct, and many more

So if you’re interested in a semi-anarchy server, join us!

Mystic Enigma Realms 1.20.4
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Join our Minecraft server for the most mind-bending experience of your life!
Explore a world where reality is twisted and turned on its head, just like that confusing message from your ex.
Build your own wacky creations and watch them come to life in ways you never thought possible.
Embark on quests that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the universe.
Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are just as confused and intrigued as you are.
What are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and see what she really meant by all of this!

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MommaSaidNoChoco
ADVANTAGE, ANNOY, annoyance, apartment, asking, Assertiveness, back off, Birthday, Boundaries, Chocolate, Confrontation, EXCUSE, Kids, mom, MommaSaidNoChoco, parenting, Respect, STOP, WIBTA
Are you tired of random girls showing up at your virtual doorstep asking for chocolate every month? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no chocolate moochers” policy! Join us and never worry about unwanted visitors asking for sweets again.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground chocolate factory where you can mine for cocoa beans and craft your own delicious treats. Just watch out for the Oompa Loompas!
So come on down to our server and say goodbye to those pesky chocolate beggars. It’s time to build, mine, and indulge in all the sugary goodness your heart desires. Join now and let the chocolatey adventures begin!

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BlockyNormsGoneWild
bizarre norms, BlockyNormsGoneWild, cultural norms, odd norms, ridiculous norms, social expectations, societal beliefs, societal conventions, societal customs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal practices, societal rules, societal standards, societal taboos, societal traditions, societal values, strange norms, unconventional behaviors, unconventional norms
Are you tired of conforming to society’s boring norms? Join our Minecraft server and break free from the shackles of normalcy! We have a village where everyone walks around on their hands instead of their feet, because who needs feet when you can have HANDS FOR FEET?! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world – join them if you dare! So if you’re ready to embrace the weird and wacky, come join us on our server and let your freak flag fly!

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TeslaCraft: Labor & Comp LOLs
ABP, comp, compensation concerns, compensation issues, concerns, corporate responsibility, employee rights, ethical business practices, ethical investing, finance, financial news, Investments, Labor, labor concerns, labor practices, lols, SELLING, shareholder activism, shares, social responsibility, stock market, tesla, tesla stock, TeslaCraft
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we mine diamonds faster than ABP sells Tesla shares over labor and compensation concerns 😂 our players are so OP they can build a house out of diamonds in like 2 seconds flat 💎 plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and you have to fight a giant chicken to get in 🐔 trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure! Join now before the creepers take over and we all turn into zombies 🧟‍♂️ #minecraftmadness #diamondsfordays

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AugustaMC
Assistance, building, Community, concerns, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom world, Economy, Enjoyable environment, Events, friendship, Jobs, Leaderboards, MCMMO, MONEY, PvE, PvP, questions, Safety, Staff Team, Survival, Tasks, Towny
Welcome to AugustaMC! The ideal server for players who enjoy building, surviving, earning money, and making friends. Our Towny server just released where players can join existing towns or create their own and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. With our custom world generation, your creativity will skyrocket!
AugustaMC ensures a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities and events. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by working jobs, completing tasks, and selling items; use it to take over the leaderboards! Our staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns.
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The Lily Pad

{Bedrock IP}, ambitious projects, Bedrock Port, Community, Cross-Platform Play, Discord, Dynmap Integration, enderian, entrepreneurial spirit, Fiery Nether Canyons, floating islands, friendly competition, Lily, Live Map, Mark Locations, merling, Never Get Lost, PAD, player-driven economy, rare items, smp, Thriving Economy

Key Features:
Cross-Platform Play	Java and Bedrock players unite!
Custom Biomes	Explore unique landscapes in the Overworld, Nether, and End
Origins System	Choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP
Team Play	Form alliances and build together
Dynamic Economy	Set up shops and trade with other players
Live Map	Navigate our world easily with Dynmap

FAQ:

Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play together on The Lily Pad?

A: Yes, our server supports cross-platform play, allowing both Java and Bedrock players to unite in the game.

Q: What is the Origins System on The Lily Pad?

A: The Origins System allows players to choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP, adding a unique gameplay element to the server.

Q: How can I join or create a team on The Lily Pad?

A: You can join existing teams or create your own to tackle projects, compete, or enjoy the company of other players on the server.

Q: How does the player-driven economy work on The Lily Pad?

A: Players can establish shops, trade rare items, and contribute to the server’s economy, allowing for entrepreneurial opportunities in the game.

Q: Is there a live map available for The Lily Pad?

A: Yes, Dynmap integration enables players to easily navigate and view the entire world, mark locations, and find friends with ease.

Midnight Obsidian Isles 1.21.1
1.21.1, acceptance, addiction, Backshots, black guy, butt, Dark Skin, ebony skin, fetish, Gay, Homosexuality, Isles, Jealousy, jiggles, midnight, obsidian, oiled black butts, oiled up, pornhub, ringlight, seeking help, self reflection, sexual attraction, snowbunny
>Join our Minecraft server for the most butt-tastic experience ever! >Explore our world filled with jiggly, perfectly lit butts that will make you question your sexuality! >Get addicted to staring at dark ebony skin, all oiled up, and feel the thrill of being unsure if you’re gay or not! >Don’t miss out on the chance to be surrounded by beautiful pixelated asses that will make you rethink your life choices!

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RoomieVsBF Minecraft Server
advice, Affection, Boyfriend, Communication, comparison, Conflict, double date, EMBARRASSMENT, Gaming, Girlfriend, hurt feelings, Intimacy, Jealousy, love, Minecraft, physical touch, quality time, relationship, RoomieVsBF, roommate, School, senior year, Server
Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship? Join our Minecraft server and experience the love and affection you deserve! Our players are experts at showing love and appreciation, from virtual hand kisses to virtual jacket wraps.
Don’t worry about being kicked out after a gaming session, on our server, everyone is welcome to stay overnight and cuddle up with their significant other. We even have designated areas for nonsexual physical intimacy, because who needs sex when you can just hug it out?
So come join us and leave behind the drama of real life relationships. Our virtual world is full of love, laughter, and plenty of pixelated PDA. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a blocky bae on our server?

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