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Lia’s Secret Block Clubhouse

Gorilla Schedule, Upcoming Streams, Chibi Lia daki pillow, World of Lia, phase connect

🌌 Join the Server of Unfathomable Wonders! 🌌

Welcome, brave souls! You have stumbled upon the MOST magnificent and utterly horrifying Minecraft server in existence! Or is it just a mirage? Reality bends, and so do you! Let the paradox consume you! Ever wondered where the missing socks go? They’re here, in a blocky paradise where everything is made of butter—well, sometimes it’s made of sadness. Who can say? Join now, before it’s too late… or TOO EARLY. Don’t ask questions, just join!

🎮 Feature	🤡 Description
🌈 Infinite Rainbows	Experience the thrill of rainbows that change color based on your mood! (They’re secretly a potion of despair!)
🚀 Gravity? What’s That?	Defy physics! Jump to the core of the Earth and discover the underground espresso machine!
👽 Talking Mobs	Ever wanted to debate with cows? They have opinions on existentialism!
🧙‍♂️ Magic Blocks	Break a block, gain a random crop, or a pet potato! Entropy is your new best friend!
🌀 Invisible Enemies	Fight invisible monsters that live in your mind! Winner gets a cookie… or madness!

❓ FAQ: Questions You Never Knew to Ask ❓

Q: How do I join the server?A: Just think really hard about it while standing on one leg. The server, or possibly a rogue banana, will know!

Q: Is there a map?A: Maps are for sheep! You wouldn’t want to follow a sheep into oblivion, would you?

Q: What if I can’t see anything?A: Great question! Do you even exist, or is this all a figment of a poorly coded AI? Who can say?

💬 Random Quotes from the Abyss 💬

“Lia is going on vacation towards the end of the month!”

“Marketable Lia Plushie WOW!!”

“The darkness… it whispers to me, but only at lunch.”

“Remember to only love Lia, and never watch other girls.”

Lia from Phase Connect Minecraft SMP

No Girls Allowed, Japan, pins, smp, rinkou ashelia

Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft SMP, where only the coolest kids are allowed! Join us at ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and chaos.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict “NO GIRLS ALLOWED” policy because girls have cooties and we can’t risk catching them in the virtual world. Plus, our channel is run by the one and only Rinkou Ashelia, a legendary gamer with skills that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming streams like “STREAM WORLD OF LIA: Concert Edition,” where Lia will rock your socks off with her epic performances. And don’t forget about the meet and greet at Holiday Matsuri, where you can bully Lia in person (just kidding, please don’t actually bully her).

Oh, and did we mention Lia has Christmas merch for sale? Get your hands on Lia plushies, daki pillows, shirts, charms, pins, stands, stickers, prints, and more! Your collection will be the envy of all your friends.

So come on, join us in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Remember, only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia is the one true love of your virtual life. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ

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Origins of Plants & Paws

Origins, Evolution, Plants, challenging theories, interconnected origins

so liek, this server is liek the wildest ride in minecraft history, u wont believe the craziness that goes down here. we got plants, insects, and mammals all chillin together like one big happy family. who knew they were all bffs for over 45 million years, defying all the science stuff we thought we knew.

join this server if u wanna see a tree and a bug have a dance party, or a lion and a butterfly play tag. it’s like a nature documentary on steroids, but in minecraft form. u won’t find this kind of wackiness anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

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Noob Zone Minecraft Server

LGBTQ themes, LGBTQ anime character, Minecraft, LGBTQ inclusion, ore

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s a clucking good time!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing a pumpkin on his head and challenging players to epic build-offs. Rumor has it he once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

4. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether realm, where players can show off their best moves while dodging fireballs and ghasts. It’s like a rave, but with more lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the llamas – they have a tendency to spit on unsuspecting players.

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D e a t h N o t e M i n e c r a f t S M P

detective, Yotsuba Arc, light yagami, Mello, Thriller

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more plot twists than a telenovela and more backstabbing than a game of Among Us.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of forming alliances, betraying your friends, and building epic structures while dodging lava traps and zombie hordes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you richer than a stack of emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world where chaos reigns supreme and every day is a new adventure. Just be prepared to lose some friends along the way…literally.

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Mom’s BF Banned Christmas MC Server

baby-proofing, family gatherings, banned, christmas, family dynamics

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of family drama! Join us and escape the holiday chaos by building your own baby-proofed house and hosting the wildest Christmas gathering ever!

We don’t judge anyone’s relationship status, whether it’s casual, exclusive, or polyamorous – we just want everyone to have a good time! Bring your mom, her boyfriend, your dad, and the whole extended family for a festive celebration that will go down in Minecraft history.

Don’t worry about awkward encounters or feeling left out – on our server, everyone gets a chance to bond over building, exploring, and surviving together. And if things get too intense, just remember that it’s all part of the fun!

So come on over and join us for a holiday extravaganza like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual mistletoe to hang over your Minecraft doorways!

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BabyNameBetrayal

Julian, sister, sibling, Communication, relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take naming rights very seriously! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement, just like the story of a family feud over the name “Julian.”

Imagine a world where names are worth fighting for, where siblings battle it out over who gets to use the name “Jules” for their unborn child. Will they settle their differences in a PvP arena? Will they build rival kingdoms to stake their claim on the name? The possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous stories unfold over something as simple as a name? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where naming rights are the ultimate prize?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a naming showdown of your own!

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Blocktopia: Keep Crafting, Keep Laughing!

tough times, overcoming challenges, blocktopia, Self Motivation, mindset

Are you tired of mining for hours on end with nothing to show for it? Are creepers constantly blowing up your hard work? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret weapon to keep you motivated during tough times – unlimited diamonds! That’s right, just by logging in, you’ll be showered with diamonds like you’ve never seen before. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this insane story: Once upon a time, a player on our server built a rollercoaster that was so epic, it actually came to life and started taking players on a wild ride through the virtual world. So if you want to experience crazy adventures like this and never have to worry about running out of diamonds again, join our server today!

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Calorie Crunch & Muscle Mingle

healthy living, time restricted eating, strength training, Diet and exercise, weight loss

so, like, if u wanna lose weight and get all toned and stuff, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. we got like, this crazy combo of calorie restriction and exercise that will have u shedding those pounds faster than a creeper explodes. but wait, there’s more! if u a lady and wanna keep them muscles looking fly, then time-restricted eating with exercise is the way to go. it’s like, slightly less effective but still super dope. join now and get ready to slay in the virtual world and in real life. let’s get ripped, gamers!

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What is the IP for Here’s Johnny Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Johnny, Server, Heres

Here’s Johnny is a dynamic and energetic performer with a passion for entertaining and engaging audiences. His high-energy comedy routines and witty banter have made him a crowd favorite at comedy clubs and venues across the country. With a unique blend of observational humor and storytelling, Here’s Johnny is known for keeping audiences laughing from start to finish. Whether he’s performing stand-up comedy, hosting events, or appearing on television, Here’s Johnny always brings his signature charm and humor to the stage.

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