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Blocktopia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread
battle, best, blocktopia, Competition, corporate, CREEPERS, DOMINANCE, fear, fuck, Industry, innovation, leader, market, microsoft, Rivalry, software, still, success, superior, superior product, Supremacy, Technology, Top, TreadAre you tired of boring, corporate-run Minecraft servers? Look no further because our server is still the best, despite Microsoft’s attempts to take us down! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can find. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot, you’ll earn the title of “Master of Madness” and gain access to our exclusive VIP lounge, complete with a never-ending buffet of virtual cake. So what are you waiting for? Join us and stick it to the man while having the time of your life! -
Crafty Pepegas – Where the memes mine themselves!
Coin, controversial, Crafty, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, finance, humor, internet culture, Investment, jannies, market, meme, memes, MONEY, Online Community, opportunity, PEPEGA, Pepegas, Profanity, Rich, satire, success, Trading, wealthAre you tired of those pesky jannies ruining your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further because on our server, we give you the power to become rich beyond your wildest dreams! Just collect our special coins and watch as your virtual bank account explodes with riches. Say goodbye to those pesky jannies and hello to a life of luxury on our server! Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. -
Crafty Devs LOLz
Business, commie purple hairs, Crafty, creativity, culture, Development, devs, Diversity, Entrepreneurship, game development, growth, Industry, innovation, Investment, lolz, lower cost of living, major game dev, market, opportunities, Southern US, success, talent pool, TechnologyAre you tired of dealing with commie purple hairs ruining your gaming experience? Look no further, our Minecraft server located in the southern US is the perfect escape from all the madness. Not only will you save on living costs, but you’ll also be surrounded by like-minded gamers who just want to have a good time.Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, build magnificent structures that will make even the most seasoned players jealous, and participate in wild PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its treasures? Join now and find out!
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Blocky Bitmoji Bonanza: CHAINLINK ETF IS NEXT
Bitmoji, Blockchain, blocky, bonanza, chainlink, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, ETF, finance, Future, growth, innovation, Investment, market, next, opportunity, Potential, smart contracts, speculation, Technology, Trading, trendAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground society of chainlink enthusiasts who are convinced that the next big thing in the world of finance is the Chainlink ETF! That’s right, we’re not just building in-game, we’re also predicting the future of the stock market! Join us on this wild ride and see if you can become the next chainlink millionaire! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. So come on in and see if you can outsmart our feathered overlords! -
Varendonk: Where Minecraft is more gouda than a Dutch cheese market! Vanilla since 22-05-2024.
Adventure, Cheese, Community, community-driven, Discord, Dutch, Dutch-speaking, English, Europe, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, gouda, International, Join, market, Minecraft, multiplayer, Netherlands, New server, ONLINE, Players, Survival, Vanilla, VarendonkMinecraft Server Overview
Server Type Location Languages Vanilla Survival Europe (Netherlands) Dutch, English FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
1. How do I join the server?
To join our server, please join our discord server here to find the server IP address.
2. Is it a vanilla survival server?
Yes, our server is a vanilla survival server, meaning no mods or plugins are used.
3. Are there any specific rules on the server?
Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a safe and enjoyable gameplay experience for all players. Please refer to our discord server for the rules.
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ProfitCraft: Where Creeper Explosions are the Only Market Indicator!
creeper, Decision making, exit strategy, explosions, Financial Planning, fixed dollar amount, INDICATOR, investment decisions, Investment goals, market, market analysis, market volatility, portfolio management, profit maximization, profit percentage, profit potential., profit realization, profit targets, profit-taking, ProfitCraft, risk management, timing the market, trading psychology, trading signals, trading strategyAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!Join us for a wild ride of profit-taking madness! We have a special feature where every time you take profit, a virtual fireworks display goes off in the game. It’s like celebrating your success with a bang!
Forget about boring percentages or fixed dollar amounts, on our server, we use a magical crystal ball to determine the perfect time to take profit. It’s like having a fortune teller guiding your every move!
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of profit-taking like never before. Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in the virtual world!
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Pepe’s Pixel Playground: Where Long Decisions Lead to Epic Adventures!
Adventures, Buy, collateral, cryptocurrency, decision, Decisions, DUMPS, Epic, hodl, Investment, lead, leverage, liquidates, Long, long pepe, Loss, margin, market, pepes, PIXEL, Playground, profit, Risk, Sell, strategy, Trade, Trading, volatilityAre you tired of boring old servers where your pepe is never long enough? Well, look no further because on our server, you can long pepe to your heart’s content! We offer the unique opportunity to long pepe at ridiculous prices like 0.00001425! But be warned, just like in real life, your pepe can instantly dump and liquidate your 3btc collateral. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on our server! Join now for the most exhilarating pepe trading experience of your life! -
Crafting Memes – Where /biz/ Volume is High!
altcoins, bant, Biz, checking in, Community, Crafting, cryptocurrency, Dead, digital assets, finance, Financial Advice, forum, HIGH, Investments, low volume, market, memes, old bags, online discussion, Rotation, speculation, stocks, Trading, VolumeAre you tired of boring old servers with low volume and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wildest place in the Minecraft universe!Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or watch as players build entire cities out of nothing but dirt and chicken feathers.
Forget about /biz/ and /bant/, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be rotating is your head as you try to keep up with all the insanity happening around you. So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!
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LOLcraft: The Oashit Rose Server – Where Minecraft meets hilarity in 100 characters or less!
Altcoin, BEWARE, Caution, Characters, cryptocurrency, daily video, Deception, finance, fraud, Hilarity, internet scam, Investment, LolCraft, Manipulation, market, meets, Minecraft, MONEY, Oashit, online fraud, Pay 6 figures, rose, scam, scheme, Server, WarningAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – every day we have a special event where you can pay 6 figures for an altcoin daily video! And the best part? No one falls for it! It’s like a game within a game, trying to see who can resist the temptation of paying ridiculous amounts of money for a virtual video. Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, insanity, and maybe even a little bit of altcoin madness. -
Crafty CPU Wars: Intel vs AMD – Mine, Build, Battle!
Advancements, amd, battle, BUILD, comparison, Competition, computing, CPU, Crafty, Decision making, Future, Gaming, innovation, intel, Longevity, market, Performance, Processors, Promises, Support, Technology, Upgrades, Wars, Zen5Are you tired of boring old servers that promise support through the Stone Age? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming paradise! Why choose Intel over AMD when you can join us and experience the power of Zen5 in all its glory? Our server is so advanced, we’ve actually discovered a secret portal to the future where we’ve already upgraded to Zen10! Join us now for a wild ride through time and technology – who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server! -
CraftyCryptos: Where even our diamonds are more stable than your investments!
altcoins, Blockchain, CraftyCryptos, cryptocurrency, decentralized, diamonds, digital assets, Financial, high reward, high risk, hodl, investing, Investments, Losses, market, market trends, PROFITS, pump and dump, Risk, shitcoins, speculation, Stable, Trading, volatilityAre you tired of constantly losing money on shitcoins? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate crypto paradise! Join us and experience the thrill of finding new virtual currencies that are constantly pumping – forget about real-life investments, this is where the real money is made! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually filled with hidden Bitcoin treasures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate crypto miner in our wacky world of blocky riches! -
Ember Wing SMP: Where pigs fly, griefers cry, and diamonds lie!
bedrock, Castle, cry, diamonds, Discord, Ember, Fly, Griefers, in-game currency, Items, lie, market, Minecraft, nether portal, Perks, Pigs, Platform, Realm, Server, Shop, smp, Support, Tebex, Traders, Vanilla, Version, Whitelist, WINGEmber Wing Minecraft Server Overview
Info Details Version 1.20.4 Whitelist Yes Discord Join Discord Platform Java and Bedrock FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock platforms?
Yes, Ember Wing Minecraft server supports both Java and Bedrock platforms, allowing players to play together seamlessly.
How can I join the server if it’s whitelisted?
You can request to be added to the whitelist by contacting the server administrators through Discord or other designated channels.
What can I do on Ember Wing Minecraft server?
On Ember Wing, you can engage in trade, build your own shop in the Market, explore the castle for treasure, and participate in various in-game events.
Are there any perks for supporting the server?
Yes, by supporting the server, players can receive swift in-game items and perks as a token of appreciation for their contribution to Ember Wing.
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CatCraft Survival (Java & Bedrock)
117server, 120server, activities, Adventure, bedrock, cat, CatCraft, Cats, Community, compatibility, Diamond, Discord, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, Grief Protection, java, Landclaim, Landclaiming, market, Minecraft, Nogrief, Nogriefing, PvE, Semivanilla, smp, Staff, Survival, tree chopping, Updates, Vanilla, veinmining, worldwideEmbark on an unforgettable journey in CatCraft, an immersive and feature-rich Minecraft Survival SMP designed for players seeking the perfect blend of excitement and simplicity. Join our welcoming community, where seasoned and new players come together to explore, learn, and thrive in a vibrant world brimming with endless possibilities!✨ Unleash Your Creativity in CatCraft – Here’s What Awaits You: ✨
🌍 Explore the Expansive Realms: Dive into our ever-expanding, never-resetting Overworld, including the newly launched Green Realm teeming with untold adventures!
🌳 Instant Tree Chopping & Veinmining Support: Enjoy seamless resource gathering with our efficient tree chopping and veinmining addition – perfect for builders and miners alike!
💎 Diamond Economy: Shape CatCraft’s economy with our community driven diamond-based economy and bustling Market, packed with unique player-owned shops.
🔥 Latest Minecraft Version (1.20.1): Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates, enhancing your gameplay with fresh content and endless exploration.
🎮 Java & Bedrock Compatibility: Play on your preferred platform, as our server fully supports both Java and Bedrock editions.
🌐 Worldwide Community & Staff: Connect with friendly players and supportive staff from various time zones, ensuring a vibrant and helpful community around the clock.
🛡️ Grief Protection & Smooth Performance: Experience uninterrupted fun with our powerful servers, top-notch grief protection, and lag-free gameplay.
🎉 Regular Events & Activities: Participate in engaging events and activities curated by our dedicated staff, keeping the CatCraft experience fresh and entertaining.
Join CatCraft today and become a part of our ever-growing community. Adventure awaits – are you ready to answer the call? 🌟
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Blocky Builders: Where you can craft your way to success and avoid missing your sales targets like Sony’s PS5!
18M, 20.8M, 21M, AVOID, blocky, Builders, console, Craft, Decline, down, FY2023, FY2024, Gaming, MARK, market, Missed, missing, Performance, PS5, Quarter, Sales, Sony, Sonys, success, Target, Targets, Technology, YoYAre you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with millions of players? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for players from the future! That’s right, we’ve somehow managed to transport players from the year 2024 to join us in epic Minecraft adventures.Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server has a target of only 18 million players. Why 18 million, you ask? Because any more than that and the server might explode from too much awesomeness! Plus, we have special futuristic mods and plugins that will blow your mind.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a challenge. Can you defeat the infamous Minecraft legend? Join us and find out!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our exclusive future-themed Minecraft server and be a part of something truly out of this world. Just be sure to watch out for creepers…and time travelers!
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Snowball SMP
Alt-Right, Bigotry, discrimination, extremist, hate crimes, hate group, Hate Speech, nationalism, prejudice, racial hatred, racial superiority, racism, smp, Snowball, supremacist, white identity, white nationalism, WHITE POWER, WHITE PRIDE, White Supremacy, world-wide, XenophobiaWelcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, where the sun always shines and the creepers wear sunglasses! Join us on White PrideWorld Wide for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, rainbow-colored sheep, and a secret underground base where the llamas throw the best dance parties.But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs and summon a chicken army at a moment’s notice. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?
And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether, where the lava flows like hot sauce and the zombie pigmen moonwalk to victory. Just watch out for the elusive Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for stealing players’ diamond armor and leaving them stranded in their undies.
So why join White PrideWorld Wide? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and befriend a talking parrot who knows all the server’s juiciest gossip? Come for the memes, stay for the madness – this is one Minecraft SMP you won’t want to miss!
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FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server
Camp, Conversation, favorite things, Food, FoodieFrenzy, frosty, groceries, grocery issue, hiding food, hurt feelings, Kid, lunch, Minecraft, non-perishable, pantry, renter, running low, schedules, School, Server, sharing, SNACKSAre you tired of sharing your snacks with uninvited guests? Join our Minecraft server where you can hoard all the virtual snacks you want without anyone stealing them! We promise no one will hide food from you or hurt your feelings by not sharing. Plus, you can build a virtual pantry to store all your goodies safely away from greedy hands. Don’t let real-life snack thieves ruin your day, come join us for a snack-filled adventure like no other! -
HouseFlipFlop
Argument, bills, Breakup, Decision making, family, finances, Friend, high school, House, HouseFlipFlop, Job, joint bank account, Mortgage, Pets, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, savings, unemployment, vet billsLooking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your ex? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists and turns.Just like this story, our server is full of unexpected plot twists and jaw-dropping moments. From house shopping drama to financial disputes, you’ll never know what to expect next.
Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships and tough decisions, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our server?
So come on, join us and let’s see if you can handle the chaos and excitement that awaits. And remember, in this Minecraft world, anything is possible – even crazier than your ex’s demands!
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GrindCraft20sPayOff
Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build your dream mansion without worrying about mortgage payments? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly pets.Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself begged to join, but we had to turn him down because he kept griefing our builds. We have secret treasure caves filled with enchanted loot and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.
So if you’re ready to ditch the real world responsibilities and embrace your inner block-building genius, come join us on our server. Who needs a 401k when you can have a chest full of emeralds instead?
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Neolib-Free Immigration Craft
citizenship, Craft, foreign relations, foreigners, Government, immigration, immigration control, IMMIGRATION LAWS, Immigration Policy, immigration process, immigration reform, immigration regulations, immigration system, international politics, neoliberal ideology, NeolibFree, policy, Politics, putin, residency, russia, Visa, Westernso, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should. first of all, putin himself is streamlining the immigration process for all u foreigners who are totally against that western ‘neoliberal ideology’. like, how crazy is that? u can come build ur blocky empire without any of that capitalist nonsense holding u back.but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if u join this server, u might just run into putin himself wandering around, mining for diamonds and slaying creepers. he’s like the ultimate minecraft boss, am i right?
oh, and did i mention that there are secret underground tunnels leading to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor? u gotta be quick though, cuz word on the street is that the room is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who are not too happy about intruders.
so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, action-packed, putin-approved minecraft server out there. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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EcoCraft: Carbon Sequestration
#sustainability, atmosphere, Biodiversity, carbon, carbon footprint, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate change, climate resilience, EcoCraft, ecological balance, Ecosystem Services, environmental conservation, Environmental Protection, Freshwater Ecosystems, global warming, greenhouse gas reduction, Natural resources, Nature, Sequestration, Storing Carbon, Underground, water conservationyo, come join our minecraft server where we fight climate change by planting trees and building underwater cities to store all that carbon. we got dolphins riding pigs, polar bears doing the macarena, and creepers planting flowers instead of exploding. plus, our freshwater ecosystems are so fresh, you can drink straight from the rivers without getting diarrhea. join us and help save the world, one block at a time! -
Easy as pie tart [SMP] in the land of 1.21+
Abilities, Adventure, Buy, Combat, custom enchantments, disciplines, EASY, Economy, entrepreneur, Features, gameplay, Land, Perks, Pie, player, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Resources, Sell, skills system, smp, Survival, Tart, Trade, wealthOverview of Ezartla Minecraft Server
Features Description Land Claiming Protect your creations from griefers with our land claiming system. Player-Run Economy Trade, buy, and sell with other players to amass wealth and resources. Ranks Earn ranks through gameplay and unlock unique perks. Custom Enchantments Discover powerful custom enchantments for gear customization. Skills System Level up skills in various disciplines to unlock new abilities. Massive World Explore a vast world 50,000 by 50,000 blocks. Minecraft 1.21 Experience the latest version with new features and blocks. FAQs for Ezartla Minecraft Server
1. How can I protect my creations on the server?
Use the land claiming system to protect your builds from griefers.
2. How can I earn wealth on the server?
Engage in player-run economy by trading, buying, and selling with other players.
3. How do I unlock perks and abilities?
Earn ranks through gameplay achievements to unlock unique perks.
4. What are custom enchantments and how do I get them?
Discover powerful custom enchantments for gear customization as you play.
5. How do I level up skills?
Hone your skills in various disciplines to unlock new abilities and become a master.
6. How big is the world on the server?
Explore a massive world that is 50,000 by 50,000 blocks.
7. What Minecraft version is the server running?
Experience the latest version, Minecraft 1.21, with all its new features and mechanics.
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FutureCraft Minecraft Server
1000 years in the past, 300 years in the future, alternate history, BMWF, FANTASY, female empowerment, female warriors, Future, FutureCraft, futuristic society, Girlboss, Historical accuracy, Historical revisionism, Minecraft, Sci Fi, Server, speculative fiction, strong female characters, time manipulation, time period, time travel, Women empowerment, WorldbuildingWelcome to our Minecraft server where history is turned upside down and inside out! Step into a world 300 years in the future where BMWs roam the land like wild horses, because who needs logic when you’re playing Minecraft, am I right?But wait, there’s more! Travel back 1000 years in the past where women are girlbossing their way through battles as fierce warriors, because who says history has to be accurate in a blocky world of creativity and chaos?
Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity as we defy all expectations and have a blast building, exploring, and laughing our way through this wacky Minecraft server. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun? Join now and let the madness begin!