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LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

Adventures, animated series, Anime, anime addiction, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fanatics, anime lovers, anime obsession, conventions, COSPLAY, Fan art, Fandom, fanfiction, Japanese culture, Kawaii, LolCraft, love, Manga, merchandise, Otaku, otaku life, tranime

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	4052	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Ores Mined:	3998

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is made out of anime characters. That’s right, you can mine for waifus and build with your favorite anime heroes. Want to fight a giant Pikachu boss? Done. Want to ride on a flying Totoro? No problem. Join us on our server and experience the ultimate anime adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden Senpai Shrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the anime gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku run wild!

RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

affluent, aspiration, CREEPERS, Curiosity, desire, dream homes, envy, expensive homes, exterior lighting, Financial goals, high society, Lifestyle, luxury living, Mansions, materialism, Nighttime, opulence, RichCraft, social class, status symbols, stone homes, success, wealth

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!

Crafty Yanks Server

adorable, american culture, american people, AMERICANS, appealing, attractive, Captivating, charming, charming Americans, Crafty, cute, cute americans, Darling, delightful, endearing, Heartwarming, lovable, Lovely, Precious, Server, SWEET, Usa, Yanks

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6412	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

bratan, Communication, Conversation, game discussion, Game Strategy, Gaming, Icebreaker, marriage proposal, Minecraft, multiplayer, online chat, online gaming, Peace be upon you, player interaction, sister, small talk, Social Interaction, speak, talking about the game, use voice chat, voice communication, VoiceCraft, where are you from

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

#breastfeeding, 4chan, Abuse, Adventure, black penises, cakes, CREEPERS, cross dressing, Disturbing, family friend, fun thread, GOD, Grooming, illegal, inappropriate, Manipulation, Minecraft, MINOR, pedomommy, Police, predator, Secrets, Trauma, underage

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

age, annexation, Asian history, Colonization, east asia, economic development, foreign influence, historical impact, History, imperialism, industrialization, japan annexation, japanese rule, Korea, korean culture, korean economy, korean history, korean society, KoreanCraft, lol, Modernization, Poor, POVERTY, STONE, stone age

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8047
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!

Gun-Toting Dryer Queen’s Minecraft Madness

action, Adventure, Arsenal, dryer, firearms, firepower, futuristic, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming news, gaming trends, gaming updates., Guns, GunToting, madness, Minecraft, QUEENS, Sci Fi, Technology, update, weapon customization., weapon hotkeys

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Emeralds Found:	1865
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Yes, you read that right. A CARROT.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest players can find it.

3. Our PvP battles are legendary. One time, two players had a duel using nothing but chickens as their weapons. It was clucking madness!

4. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance like nobody’s business. He’s the life of the party, trust me.

5. In the next update, we’re implementing hotkeys for weapons, but not just any weapons. You’ll be able to wield 8 guns at once, all while doing your laundry in-game. It’s a multitasking dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Frozen Blocks for Warm Hearts

aid, Assistance, blocks, Brazil, cold countries, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Donating, France, frozen, Geopolitics, greece, Hearts, Humanitarian Aid, India, international relations, Israel, italy, mexico, solidarity, spain, Support, Ukraine, Warm

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Animals Bred:	155
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Runes Activated:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a United Nations meeting? Look no further! Our server has players from all over the world, from France to India to Brazil. We even have a secret underground bunker for players from countries that don’t give aid to Ukraine (shh, don’t tell anyone). Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a world summit. Who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? Join now and become a citizen of our crazy, international Minecraft world!