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Buy the rumor, sell the news! Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3254
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mines Excavated:	4221	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the midwits out there who think they’re smarter than everyone else!

Join us for a wild ride where rumors are currency and news is just another item to be traded. Who needs diamonds when you can make a fortune by buying into the latest gossip and selling it to the highest bidder?

But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories to keep you entertained for hours on end. From the legend of the chicken who could outbuild any player to the mysterious disappearance of the server’s most valuable block, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own intelligence all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

MemeCraft: $Hitler’s Revenge – Where memes come to life and trolls run wild! Join us for a LOL-tastic adventure!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and become a meme token called $Hitler! That’s right, you can be the most controversial and outrageous currency in all of Minecraft. Neo-nazis will be lining up to buy you, Jews will be pumping you up just to start drama, and even Middle Eastern countries will be investing in you for some reason. It’s a wild ride of chaos and insanity that you won’t find anywhere else!

So why wait? Join our server now and become the most talked-about meme token in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

CraftyMcCraftFace – No. 917248703 by Anonymous

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, unicorns, and rainbow-colored creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, rumored to grant its wielder the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of friendly yeti who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

TrustFallCraft: Where You’ll Get Destroyed (but in a Fun Way!)

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Farms Harvested:	216
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	232	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	3086	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where trust is not just a word, it’s a way of life! Join us if you want to survive in a world where everyone has your back, even when you’re mining for diamonds!

Imagine a world where you can TRUST your fellow players to not steal your loot or sabotage your builds. No more worrying about getting destroyed by sneaky backstabbers – we’ve got your back!

On our server, you can build alliances with other players, trade resources without fear, and explore the vast world of Minecraft without constantly looking over your shoulder. Say goodbye to being taken advantage of – on our server, everyone plays fair!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the joy of living in a high-trust society where you can truly thrive and build amazing creations without the fear of betrayal. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft – LOLs and Blocks Galore!

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, blocks, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Galore, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, lols, Memecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	143345
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	76
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server that’s so epic, it’s like building with diamond blocks on steroids!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where Lia, the Queen of Creeper Crushers, reigns supreme. She’s got a castle made entirely of obsidian and a pet Ender Dragon named Steve.

But that’s not all! Utatane Nasa, the Redstone Wizard, will show you how to create contraptions so mind-blowing, even the villagers will be jealous.

And let’s not forget Hakushika Iori, the Sheep Whisperer, who can shear a sheep in under 10 seconds flat. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Oh, and did we mention we have a secret underground base filled with cake? Yeah, it’s that kind of party.

James’ Fixed WTF Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Star Shards Collected:	224
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Endless Night Skies:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we have magical powers to fix even the most broken players like James. You won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server.

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese. Our server is so insane that even the creepers dance to disco music instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold that only the bravest players can find. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the weird and wacky world of Minecraft like never before!

HeyCraft – Where Everyone’s a Guy, Guy

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Hey gamers, hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a server where the new Air Force chief is actually a Minecraft pro who has taken a trip to Israel and Ukraine to gather rare resources for our EPIC builds. And get this, all Microsoft teams meetings are held in-game from the comfort of our Diamond Throne Chairs.

Join us for the craziest adventures, the wildest parties, and the most INSANE builds you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the madness begin!

Blocky Battles: Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Ores Mined:	5529	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Crownfall? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret portal that leads to a land filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest players can find it! 2. Our PvP arena is actually a volcano where you have to battle while dodging lava flows and fireballs. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! 3. The mobs on our server have evolved and now they can build their own structures. Watch out for zombie architects and skeleton engineers! 4. We have a special quest where you have to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against other players. Who needs horses when you can have a fire-breathing mount? 5. Our community is so friendly that even the creepers have decided to stop exploding and just give hugs instead. It’s a blast of love!

So what are you waiting for? Join Crownfall now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

ThrillCraft: Where Creepers and Adventure Await!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46

Welcome to our InsanityCraft server, where the thrill never stops!

Join us if you enjoy being chased by the zombie police, recording unsuspecting creepers, committing virtual pixelated murder, peeking into other players’ secret bases, and setting up deadly traps to keep things interesting.

Forget about sitting in front of a boring computer screen, on our server, you’ll be living life on the edge while doing some good deeds too…maybe. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Minecraft Munchkins: Anime & Manga Madness

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Crops Grown:	9123	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Votes:	907	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	336

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because THIS server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing surprises around every corner.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super-intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of unicorn villagers who trade in rainbow-colored diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas who tell the best jokes in the universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

Blockheads R Us

Analysis, Awareness, Blockheads, cognition, confusion, Consciousness, contemplation, Curiosity, Insight, Interpretation, introspection, mental processes, mindset, Perception, pondering, Psychology, reasoning, Reflection, speculation, Thoughts, Understanding

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Towns Built:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Welcome to our insanity-infused Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you never knew you needed!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Build a giant toilet as your base, ride flying pigs into battle, and engage in epic dance-offs with other players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, led by the one and only Steve the Sparkly. Join their ranks and conquer the land with rainbows and glitter bombs!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience mind-blowing absurdity like never before. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you on our server!

Blocky Adventures: Wherever I Went, There I Was

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	202	Potions Brewed:	34
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to experience mind-bending adventures like never before. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing sunglasses and top hats start dancing around you. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Chicken, a chicken that can break out into a flawless disco routine at any moment. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret unicorn sanctuary hidden deep within our server. These majestic creatures will grant you wishes in exchange for a dance-off. Just make sure you’ve been practicing your flossing moves!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!