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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 5311 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Dimension Hops: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 7968 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Build your own empire, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in our server that defies all logic and reasoning.
Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a place where the market is constantly crashing but two random cryptocurrencies are thriving? It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and financial confusion, but hey, that’s just how we roll in our Minecraft world.
So come on in and see for yourself why our SMP is the most absurd and entertaining server out there. Who knows, you might just become the next XMR or LTC of our virtual universe!