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OracleCraft Minecraft Server – Breaking Blocks, Not Promises

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5846
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Meteorites Collected:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, let’s call it “CrazyCraft,” is like a rollercoaster ride through the wildest corners of the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join CrazyCraft, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players stumbled upon a hidden realm filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. They had to battle their way through an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords to reach the treasure at the end. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on CrazyCraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is currently undergoing a major overhaul to become the first-ever Minecraft server with a built-in oracle. That’s right, you can now consult mystical beings to help you make important decisions in the game. Need to know which block to mine next? Just ask the oracle!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a resolution servicing system that will solve any in-game disputes with the wisdom of a thousand villagers. Say goodbye to arguments over stolen diamonds or griefed builds – our resolution team has got your back.

So come join us on CrazyCraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional dragon attack). See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

StoryMine Survival without OP GOD FLY Minecraft server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7244
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Epic Battles Fought:	20

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

3.storymine.ru

Freaky Vtuber Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Crops Grown:	1056
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	322
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Void Gems Collected:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Welcome to the most avant-garde, alternative, horror, and weird Minecraft server out there! We cater to Vtubers who are as unique and eccentric as they come. Our server is like a virtual art gallery, showcasing the most bizarre and mind-bending creations in the Minecraft universe.

Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness and creativity that our members bring to the table. From haunted mansions to alien landscapes, there’s no limit to what you can build here.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a ghostly Vtuber haunts the halls, seeking revenge on those who dare to enter their domain. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and uncover the secrets that lie within?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what strange and wacky adventures await you in this twisted virtual world? The only way to find out is to jump in and start building your own crazy creations today!

Breeders R Us Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a totally unique and outrageous society! Join us if you want to experience a world where all women are used as breeding cattle, just like Plato talked about but taken to the next level! No sex allowed here, just artificially conceived embryos growing in women’s bodies. And get this – the embryos could be completely unrelated to the women carrying them!

But that’s not all, older women and those in the most challenging months of pregnancy get to do childcare work and other roles. The children are taken away as soon as possible to ensure loyalty to the state. Heredity and maternity records are top secret for medical purposes.

If you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, this is the SMP for you! Join us and see just how insane things can get in our one-of-a-kind society.

No Fucking Way, /v/ Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	226299	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Star Shards Collected:	179

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

New Sabrina Online Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151
Villages Defended:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun! Join us for epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any boss mob with just a flick of their spectral wrist. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are always looking for new recruits to join their llama army and take over the server one spit at a time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the one and only Notch himself, riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we still get new Sabrina Online.

Trump’s Rally Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server where President Donald J. Trump himself is the admin! Build your wall, make Minecraft great again, and tweet about it to your heart’s content. Watch out for Liz Harrington, the Trump Spox, who will keep you in line with her epic trolling skills. Explore the Donald J Trump Presidential Library in-game and uncover secret speeches from Pres Trump Rallies in Greensboro, Salem, Gastonia, Milwaukee, Warren, and more! Don’t miss out on the epic surprise visit to Dearborn, MI – it’s gonna be huge! Join now and be part of the Tucker Carlson Live Tour in Glendale, AZ with President Trump headlining! And if that’s not enough, watch exclusive Trump videos like “WE WILL WIN” and “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN!” This server is gonna be tremendous, believe me! #MinecraftForTrump #BuildTheWallInMinecraft

Tom’s Crafting Adventures Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have UFC interim heavyweight champion Tom Aspinall as our resident wrestler, ready to take on anyone who dares challenge him in the ring (or in the mines)!

Forget about Brock Lesnar, Tom Aspinall is the new great athlete™ monster in town and he’s ready to show off his skills in both the octagon and the squared circle. Join our server now and witness epic battles between players and mobs, with Tom Aspinall as the referee (and occasional participant)!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can find rare loot and face off against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft SMP with a twist of UFC and WWE madness!

Crafty World – Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that have happened on our server. One time, a player built a roller coaster that actually took you to the moon! And another time, a group of players formed a secret society of chicken warriors who battled against evil zombie pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater treasure hunts, and even a giant game of hide and seek where the seeker is a giant Ender Dragon. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of wild fun anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have in store. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

TeamUp Minecraft SMP – 30/32 and Counting

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to witness the legendary Battle of the Black Qbs, where players compete to see who can build the most epic quarterback statue out of obsidian! Rumor has it that the winner will receive a diamond-encrusted helmet and the title of QB King!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on top of giant chickens and battle it out with feathered lances. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging at you!

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!