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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

live painter, airfare, WeddingCraft, mexico, talent

Are you tired of boring weddings with no live painters? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual live painting at weddings!

Imagine walking down the pixelated aisle while a talented Minecraft artist captures your special day in real-time. And the best part? It won’t cost you $4-6k like in the real world! Our virtual live painters are only asking for a few diamonds and some emeralds to cover their art supplies and travel expenses.

But beware, some artists might try to scam you for extra diamonds mid-way through the ceremony. Will you stand your ground and call them out for their unprofessional behavior? Or will you risk having a blank canvas at your pixelated wedding?

Join our Minecraft server now and experience the drama, the artistry, and the sheer madness of virtual live painting at weddings! Who needs a contract when you have blocks and pixels to seal the deal?

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CondoCheck4Cash

Handyservice, Friends, CondoCheck4Cash, pay me, inspection report

Hey there fellow Minecrafters!

Looking for a server to join that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is run by a late twenties entrepreneur who runs a Handyservice company on the side. That’s right, he’s a master of all trades, just like a villager with a million emeralds!

But here’s where it gets juicy – his friend, who makes 100k a year, got mad at him for not inspecting their condo for free. Can you believe it? This friend wanted a freebie inspection, but our server owner stood his ground and demanded to be paid! Talk about drama in the Minecraft world!

So, if you want to join a server where the owner knows his worth and won’t be taken advantage of by entitled friends, come on over! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll get to build a virtual replica of that friend’s condo and blow it up with TNT for fun. Just kidding…or are we? 😉 Join now for some epic adventures and hilarious stories!

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Niece’s Grad Party Drama – No Vacation Home for In-Laws!

sc, market rate, cleaning, reduced rate, Grad

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your family relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos, just like the Airbnb vacation home owned by this poor soul.

Imagine logging in to find your virtual vacation home trashed by your own family members, just like in this crazy story. But don’t worry, we won’t charge you extra for the mess – just for the entertainment value!

Join now and experience the thrill of dealing with entitled relatives who expect everything for free. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our server?

So come on in, grab a virtual broom, and get ready to clean up the mess left behind by your virtual family members. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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BILsGriefMinecraftServer

Boundaries, family visit, parenting challenges, respect for others’ belongings, Assertiveness

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Irish kids on a rampage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and chaos that will make you question your sanity.

We promise to provide you with the same level of excitement as when those little rascals from Ireland broke OP’s camera lens, ruined the disc thing, and even drew on his car with sticks and rocks. Who needs boring old griefers when you can have real-life troublemakers wreaking havoc on your virtual world?

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the unexpected is just another day in the blocky world, join us now! Just be sure to keep an eye on your belongings, or you might end up like OP with a broken camera lens and drawings on your car. See you there, if you dare!

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SisHouseEnvyNoCareLOL

relationships, Jealousy, SisHouseEnvyNoCareLOL, urban living, attitude

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a KFC run in the middle of the night? Look no further, my dude! Our server is like Chicago – always open for business and full of opportunities.

Join us and build your dream house, just like OP did in the big city. Sure, your sister may think it’s just a “starter home,” but we know you’ll make it a forever home. And who cares if she got a bigger house for less money back in your hometown? We’re all about quality over quantity here!

Plus, we don’t tolerate any drama like OP’s sister trying to guilt trip him for gas money. Ain’t nobody got time for that! So come join us and leave the family feuds behind. Our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who aren’t afraid to live their best virtual life. See you there!

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NoMusicSMP – Minecraft SMP

albums, get rid of, opinion, Eliminate, songs

Are you tired of hearing the same old tunes in your Minecraft world? Well, look no further because on our server, we have banned all music genres except for “Minecraft parodies of popular songs”! That’s right, get ready to jam out to hilarious and cringey parodies of your favorite hits while you mine and craft your way to victory.

Join our server now and experience the joy of listening to “Creeper, Aw Man” on repeat while you build your epic base. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden jukebox that plays nothing but “Baby Shark” remixes!

So say goodbye to boring old music genres and hello to the wacky world of Minecraft parodies on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

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CharmCraft – Unexpectantly Charming!

unexpected charm, charming individual, CharmCraft, delightful characteristics, hidden charm

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to discover the most unexpectedly charming quality in someone – like our admin who can build a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower using only their toes! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a player who can tame creepers and make them do the Macarena on command.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens in their own language and lead them into epic battles against the evil pigs. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and quirky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most unexpectedly charming adventure of your pixelated life!

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PalyanytsyaCraft Minecraft Server

pronunciation, aircraft, innovation, Ukraine, Russian-Ukrainian relations

come join the server where we have jet-propelled drones flying around like crazy russians trying to pronounce ‘Palyanytsya’! you’ll be dodging drones left and right while trying to build your epic base. but watch out, because the drones might accidentally blow up your creations if they can’t say ‘Palyanytsya’ right! it’s a wild ride on this server, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the drone chaos!

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WagnerCraft: No Tragic Mistakes!

political tensions, escalation, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, eastern europe

come join our epic minecraft server where we have belarusian troops and mercenaries from wagner PMC fighting at the border with Ukraine! like, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this chaotic battle for survival?! the foreign ministry is even begging us not to make “tragic mistakes” and to withdraw, but we’re like nah, let’s keep the madness going! join now for a wild ride of craziness and mayhem, where anything can happen!

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AntimatterCraft: HyperHydrogen-4 Fun!

STAR Collaboration, HyperHydrogen4, antihyperhydrogen-4, collisions, Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got physicists from space or somethin’ discoverin’ antimatter hypernucleus antihyperhydrogen-4! Like, what even is dat? Sounds like some next level stuff happenin’ in our virtual world, fam.

Come join us and witness the madness as we collide atomic nuclei and create all sorts of wacky creations. We got antihyperons, antiprotons, and antineutrons all up in dis server, makin’ it a party like no other.

So if u wanna experience some outta dis world shenanigans and be part of a community that’s literally breakin’ the laws of physics, den come on down to our server. We promise u won’t regret it…probably.

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