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KoreanCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, Asian American, consequences, controversy, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, dog whistle, ethnicity, Identity, inclusion, Korean, KoreanCraft, microaggressions, Minecraft, offensive language, racial profiling, racism, repercussions.., Server, social justice, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	71	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Ores Mined:	5908	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make you question if the owner is secretly Korean! But don’t worry, we’re not here to start any international incidents, we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic creations together. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few questionable decisions. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret behind the mysterious Korean connection. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see where the madness takes you!

SMPixelated – Minecraft SMP: Endwalker Edition

Balmung, Coeurl, Community, crystal, Edition, Empyreum, endwalker, Events, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, Linkshells, Malboro, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mmorpg, Monty Python’s Life of Brian, Moonfire Faire, Murderous Twins X, patch notes, Resources, smp, SMPixelated, The Goblet, Wolves’ Den Pier

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Emeralds Found:	9866
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Animals Bred:	67	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Potions Brewed:	66

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs, exploding sheep, and a new boss mob called the Ender-Chicken. Join now to experience the madness!

Looking for resources? We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots. And don’t forget to join one of our Free Companies, where we offer free llama rides every Tuesday.

But wait, there’s more! Our Moonfire Faire event is happening soon, where you can participate in a watermelon eating contest and a synchronized sheep shearing competition. And don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups, like the Monthly Male Meatup where we only allow players with mustaches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Just be careful of the killer bunnies lurking in the shadows…

SisBFgetOutVacayHome

Conflict Resolution, deadweight, dirty dishes, drawings on walls, family acceptance, Lake Michigan, love, melodic, Messy, messy house, nonchalance, pig sty, rotting food, SisBFgetOutVacayHome, sister’s boyfriend, slob, split custody, sticky floor, SWEET, vacation home, working long hours, young kids

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where the only mess you’ll find is the one you create with your blocky creations! Join us for a fun and relaxing time, away from the chaos of real life.

Unlike some vacation homes on Lake Michigan, our server is always clean and tidy. No sticky floors or crayon drawings on the walls here! And don’t worry, we won’t kick you out for enjoying a beer while you play. In fact, we encourage it! Just make sure to clean up after yourself, unlike a certain someone we know…

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players. And remember, no matter how messy things get, we’ll never kick you out like a certain someone’s sister-in-law did!

LieCraft SMP: BelievedLies

#revelation, BELIEF, BelievedLies, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, Disappointment, disillusionment, false belief, false reality, falsehood, LieCraft, Misconception, Myth, realization, smp, Trust, untruth

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Endless Night Skies:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where pigs don’t fly and diamonds don’t rain from the sky? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shatter all your misconceptions! Join us and discover a land where chickens ride on the backs of creepers and zombies breakdance for emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can teach you how to ride a llama like a pro and turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown by the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the age-old question: why do cows moo at the moon?

MemoryWipeCraft

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	192	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

If you could erase the memory of ever playing on any other Minecraft server, what would it be? Because once you join our server, you won’t want to remember any other place!

Join us for the chance to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, and tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding.

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and make memories you’ll never want to erase (unless it’s that time you accidentally blew up your friend’s house with a TNT cannon – that one can go).

BlockWars Minecraft Server

authorisation, blockwars, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international diplomacy, international relations, military alliances, military intervention, military technology, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Server, Storm Shadow missiles, Times, uk, Ukraine, US

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	954985
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you about this wild place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re transported to a land where everything is made of candy. You can ride unicorns and battle evil gummy bears with your trusty sword made of licorice. But watch out for the killer cupcakes, they’ll give you a sugar rush like you’ve never experienced before!

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base where we train ninja chickens to take down the evil sheep army? It’s like a cross between a spy movie and a farmyard brawl, and it’s totally bananas!

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie clowns? Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wonderful place to play Minecraft anywhere else. Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBlinken’sHostageHaven

Benjamin Netanyahu, blinken, BlockyBlinkensHostageHaven, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, hostage deal, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, palestinian authority, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political tensions, Secretary of State, Terrorism, united states, US

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reject all the boring stuff like US offers and instead focus on epic hostage deals with our pal Blinken in Israel!!! we got crazy adventures and wild challenges waiting for you, like trying to negotiate with creepers and trading diamonds for enchanted golden apples. plus, our community is filled with hilarious characters like a talking llama who only speaks in puns and a chicken who thinks it’s a wizard. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make some epic memories together!

FlopFlopCraft

#sandals, Beach, beachwear, casual shoes, comfort shoes, fashion, flip flops, flip-flop design, flip-flop sound, flop-flops, FlopFlopCraft, footwear, noise, Rubber, slip on, Sound, Style, summer shoes, trendy, vacation, Walking

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

join our epic minecraft server where flip-flops are the ultimate weapon! imagine stomping on your enemies with the power of the flop-flop! become the flop-flop master and conquer the land with your stylish footwear. but beware, there are rumors of a secret flop-flop society plotting to take over the server. will you join them or fight against the flop-flop tyranny? come find out on our server and experience the madness of the flop-flop revolution!

PlantCraft: Reduce Emissions by 17%

#sustainability, agriculture, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, eco-friendly, Emissions, Environmental awareness, environmental impact, food choices, food consumption, food production, global food supply chains, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, greenhouse gases, plant-based diets, PlantCraft, Reduce, reducing emissions, sustainable living, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Towns Built:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

So, liek, dis Minecraft server is, liek, totally amazin’ cuz if u join, u can help save da planet by reducin’ greenhouse gas emissions by 17%! U know, by eatin’ more plants in da game or sumthin’.

It’s like, if u join dis server, u become a superhero for da environment! U can be like Captain Planet, but in Minecraft form! Plus, u get to build crazy cool stuff and hang out with other players who also care about da planet.

So, come join dis server and be a part of somethin’ epic! Who knew playin’ Minecraft could save da world, amirite? Let’s do dis, gamers! Let’s save da planet, one block at a time!

PizzaCity: Where Creepers ask for extra TNT on their slices!

Adventure, apply, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Craft, Creative, CREEPERS, Explore, EXTRA, Friendly, Fun, Halkos, Join, multiplayer, new, PizzaCity, restrictions, Server, slices, smp, Space, Survival, Tnt, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Towns Built:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

PizzaCity Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Survival SMP
Platform	Bedrock
Whitelist	Yes
Join Restrictions	No restrictions

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join PizzaCity?	Visit our website and apply for whitelist.
Is PizzaCity a friendly server?	Yes, we strive to maintain a fun and friendly community.
Are there any specific rules on PizzaCity?	We have basic rules to ensure a positive experience for all players.
Can I invite my friends to join PizzaCity?	Yes, as long as they follow the server rules.