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Dynamite was down 41% this week because… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	520
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Come join our Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as dynamite prices during election season! Who knows what crazy twists and turns await you as you navigate through our server filled with explosive surprises. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

Buy the rumor, sell the news! Minecraft SMP

Buy, buy low sell high, Financial Advice, Investment, market analysis, market behavior, market insights, market intelligence, market manipulation, market news, market psychology, market rumors, market speculation, market strategy, market trends, midwit, Minecraft, News, rumor, Sell, sell the news, Smart, smp, stock market, trading strategy

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	3251	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Votes:	1280	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	5614
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	8536	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the midwits out there who think they’re smarter than everyone else!

Join us for a wild ride where rumors are currency and news is just another item to be traded. Who needs diamonds when you can make a fortune by buying into the latest gossip and selling it to the highest bidder?

But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories to keep you entertained for hours on end. From the legend of the chicken who could outbuild any player to the mysterious disappearance of the server’s most valuable block, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own intelligence all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

> WOOOOOOOAH AEW FUCKING SUUUUUUUUCKS… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where AEW fans chant nonsense during main events? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question reality. We don’t just suck, we blow your mind with our outrageous antics and insane stories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Reverse Colonization Minecraft Server

colonial legacy, Colonization, cross-cultural dialogue, cultural exchange, decolonization, Diversity, Global community, global perspective, global perspectives, historical impact, historical injustice, imperialism, Int, international relations, Minecraft, neo-colonialism, opinion, post-colonialism., power dynamics, Reverse, reverse colonization, Server, social progress

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with some reverse colonization? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us as we embark on a hilarious journey of turning the tables on colonization. Build your own empire and conquer lands that were once ruled by others. Who knew that colonizing could be so fun and entertaining?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for tacos. Help him satisfy his cravings and who knows, maybe he’ll even join your empire as a loyal companion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the wacky world of reverse colonization bring a whole new level of fun to your Minecraft experience!

So, it Happened Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ores Mined:	4300	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

We may not have the best tactics or determination, but we make up for it with our insane stories and ridiculous antics. Need reinforcements? We’ve got you covered with our army of deranged chickens and explosive sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even witness a creeper doing the floss dance or a pig riding a minecart. Anything is possible in our wacky world of Minecraft! #AMR #IN or #OUT? It’s up to you to decide your fate in this wild and unpredictable server.

Randon Caspurr Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Happy XCOM 2 Thanksgiving Edition where you can battle aliens while giving thanks for all the loot you find!

Our players, Randon Neuring and Caspurr Catacini, are legends in the Minecraft world. Randon once defeated a creeper with just a potato, while Caspurr built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. These two will guide you through epic quests and hilarious adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. From Randon Neuring hoodies to Professor Lando socks, we’ve got it all. And don’t forget to check out our unlisted VOD archive for some top-secret gameplay footage.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky aliens trying to steal your diamonds!

Cuck Sucking Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Void Armor Forged:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Are you tired of those motherfucking euro bureaucrats trying to cuck yuropoors left and right? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from their shenanigans! Join us and let’s stick it to those bureaucrats by building the most epic stables in all of Minecraft. Who needs their rules when you have a badass community of players ready to take on anything? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So come join us and show those bureaucrats who’s boss!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Enchantments Applied:	130	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	705
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

5ng9.vanillaboxmc.ru

Crafty Vibes Minecraft Server

abundance, appreciation, Blessings, celebration, Crafty, family, Friends, giving thanks, gratefulness, Gratitude, Happiness, hidya vebes, holiday, joy, love, Memories, Minecraft, positivity, Reflection, Server, thankful, Thanksgiving, tradition, VIBES

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Crops Grown:	7675	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7737	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and hilarious pranks that will leave you in stitches.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Hidya Vebes, mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can find them. Want a diamond sword that never breaks? Just track down a Hidya Vebe and make your wish!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our epic parkour courses that will test your skills and patience to the max? Trust us, you’ll be laughing (and maybe crying) as you try to navigate through our insane obstacle courses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden Hidya Vebe that will change your gameplay forever.

Claim Your Millennial Fu Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1557
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can claim your very own millenialfu! What’s a millenialfu, you ask? It’s a magical creature that farts rainbows and poops diamonds! And the best part? You can ride it around the server and show off to all your friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens in the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be rewarded with a crown made of feathers and unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can journey to the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away to funky beats and maybe even challenge the Dragon to a dance-off for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

findx8

24/7 uptime, beginner friendly, building, Community, creativity, epic structures, Exploration, Fun, growing server, Keep Inventory, multiplayer, Resources, Server Events, Survival, teamwork, Welcoming

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

FindX8SMP is a small Minecraft survival multiplayer server with keep inventory enabled, making it beginner-friendly and perfect for stress-free exploration and building. With 24/7 uptime, players can join anytime to enjoy a tight-knit community focused on teamwork and creativity. Whether you’re gathering resources, building epic structures, or taking part in server events, FindX8SMP offers a fun and welcoming experience for everyone. Join now and be part of this growing server!

findx8.minefort.com

Super Soldiers Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, China, Combat, Defense, Future, genetic engineering, geopolitical tensions, global conflict, intelligence, medical doctor, Military, military tactics, Minecraft, Server, soldiers, storming the beaches, strategy, Super, super soldiers, Technology, UFC fighter, WARFARE, world war 3, Xi Ming

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	318
Star Shards Collected:	89	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Potions Brewed:	100	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8608
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about the impending doom of World War 3? Look no further! Our server is home to Xi Ming, a 130 IQ medical doctor and UFC fighter from China who will be leading the charge against the enemy forces. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to team up with the ultimate warrior in the fight for survival. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, including fighting alongside a super smart doctor who can kick butt like nobody’s business? Don’t miss out on the action – join our server today and prepare for the ultimate showdown!