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Doku ro Chan – The Minecraft SMP Boss

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	7071	Zombie Dances:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to win is by discovering the secret ending of a wacky Light Novel adaptation! Join us for a chance to uncover the ultimate plot twist and become the hero of the server!

But beware, the journey to the end is filled with hilarious obstacles and crazy challenges. From fighting off zombie chickens to building a roller coaster out of diamond blocks, anything can happen in this wild world.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers or participate in a dance-off with a group of creepers? Only here, where the fun never stops and the laughs never end.

Come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might just be the one to uncover the epic conclusion of the Light Novel and become a legend in our wacky world!

WitherTime.ru Minecraft server

Anarchy, Bosses, Custom crafts, custom enchantments, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Minecraft, Pirate, PvE, PvP, Russian, Server, WitherTime.ru

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

On our server you will find cool events, custom enchantments, custom crafts, bosses, free donations and much more!

WitherTime.ru

Credit Card Debt Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	352
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of being in debt and feeling like a creeper is about to explode on your finances? Join our Minecraft server and mine your way to financial freedom! Our players have paid off their credit card debt by finding diamonds, emeralds, and even a rare block of debt-free obsidian! Join now and start digging your way out of debt while building your dream virtual world. Who needs real money when you have virtual riches waiting to be discovered? Join us today and say goodbye to financial stress!

GF Tits Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	6352
Villages Defended:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Looking for a wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – my girlfriend’s tits! That’s right, you heard me. We love to share her pics as our usual catchphrase, so if you’re into that sort of thing, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy adventures and insane stories. Like the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance-off in the town square. Or when we built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano. And let’s not forget the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans we get up to. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

Sleepless Gaming

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Potions Brewed:	61	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

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The Wose on the Front Page Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is da wose on da fwont page! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. You haven’t lived until you’ve been defeated by a llama in a diamond helmet.

3. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race through obstacle courses in the sky. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!

4. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re fighting for your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life!

Swedish Porn Minecraft SMP – Not So Sexy Language

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Clucky who thinks he’s a ninja.

But the real reason you should join? We have a Swedish language class every Tuesday where we try to seduce each other with phrases from Swedish porn. Trust us, it’s not as sexy as you think.

So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of pork chops. You’re gonna need it.

Game Start Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2289

Oh, sweet summer child, the game has already started on our Minecraft server! But don’t worry, you haven’t missed out on anything yet because our server operates on a different time zone – the realm of infinite possibilities and endless adventures!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its ears. Rumor has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons dance the night away to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Sunny and Ghost General – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our out-of-this-world Minecraft SMP, where you can join the intergalactic bandit and the blue ghost on their crazy adventures! Forget about drama and get ready for some epic shenanigans with SunnySplosion and Mogu Ghost.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples scattered all over the map! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by none other than the mystical Rainbow Sheep Queen. Join forces with her and conquer the land with your colorful wooly warriors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your blocky life! Just remember, drama queens need not apply – we’re too busy having fun to deal with any of that nonsense.

Trump’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7377
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4145	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build the best wall and make Minecraft great again!

With exclusive appearances from President Trump himself, you’ll feel like you’re in the Oval Office while mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that Liz Harrington is secretly the best Minecraft player in the world and will challenge you to a build-off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden messages and secret codes just like Trump’s tweets. Can you decode them all and unlock the ultimate treasure chest?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, it’ll be huge! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain