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Wojak’s World Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got a crazy increase in wojaks and bobos, which basically means you’re guaranteed to have a wild time. Plus, there’s been no significant sell action, so you know it’s the perfect time to join and start making some epic trades. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is! -
””Spooky October Crash Minecraft SMP””
Join our Minecraft SMP and watch as the market sentiment flips faster than a pancake on a hot griddle! Our server is so lit, even the September unemployment statistics are coming to check it out on October 4th. Rumor has it, the zombies and creepers are forming a union to demand better working conditions in our virtual world. So come join us and be a part of this wild ride where even the mobs are getting in on the action! -
Bullish Minecraft SMP Player
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or if you’re brave enough to challenge our resident Ender Dragon tamer to a dance-off. We’ve even got a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players dare to ride!
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that there’s a haunted mansion hidden in the woods where the ghost of a creeper king roams the halls. Only the most skilled players have ever made it out alive!
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of magic, then come join us on our server. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!
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More Bearish News Dropping Soon Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild, we once had a bear ride a minecart through the Nether just for fun. And that was before we even added the new bear mobs!Join us for the most outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant chicken races that will have you clucking with excitement, and don’t even get us started on the llama rodeos. Plus, rumor has it there’s some bearish news dropping soon that will shake the server to its core. Trust us, you won’t want to miss it.
So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your llama, because this server is about to take you on a wild ride you’ll never forget. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky bears – they’re always up to something!
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RespawnedMC: I was reincarnated as a Minecraft server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server where you can be reincarnated as a cheat-powered, unorthodox-species heroine who was bought from a slave market (but don’t worry, we’ll skip over that part).Experience a world with brutal realistic themes of discrimination and racism against beastmen (or maybe just girls with cat ears and tails, we haven’t decided yet). Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky adventure! When will this trend get replaced with something new? Who knows, but until then, come join us and have a blast!
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DefendCraft SMP: Was it Self?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to survive at all costs! We’ve got players who have built secret underground bunkers, formed alliances with mobs, and even started their own cults in the name of the almighty Creeper god.But the real question is, was it self-defense? Join us and find out as you navigate through treacherous terrain, battle against other players in epic PvP battles, and maybe even uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearances of our server’s founding members. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our insane Minecraft SMP!
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Time is MoneyCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as a wooden pickaxe? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond sword in a sea of stone tools!Join our server and you’ll be able to mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! That’s right, we’ve got flying pigs in our world because why walk when you can soar through the skies on a bacon-powered beast?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure chests that are guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. They may explode, but don’t worry, they’ll put you back together with a hug and a smile!
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the most epic and outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer? Come join us and see why our server is the watch that everyone wants to wear!
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EarthApologyCraft
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GAVE EVERYONE $10 GIFT CARD FOR SHUTTING DOWN THE WHOLE EARTH HAHAHA. COME BUILD WITH US AND MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE, OR AT LEAST A MORE CHAOTIC ONE. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO. ALSO, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS IN THE SHAPE OF A SMILEY FACE. JOIN US NOW AND LET’S CREATE A NEW WORLD FILLED WITH LOLZ AND DERPINESS.