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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 3770 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3878 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
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