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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 7298 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 9446 |
If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of candy. We also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and emerald ore, guarded by a squad of ninja pigs armed with enchanted swords.
Forget about boring old economics, on our server, the currency is cookies and the stock market is run by a group of zombie pigmen who trade in rotten flesh. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the multiverse!