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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 3825 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 204 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9115 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
Our server is so cutting-edge, we still have dial-up internet and use carrier pigeons to send messages. But don’t worry, we’re working on getting those fax machines built into our devices permanently – because who needs modern technology anyway?
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like a family of villagers trading emeralds. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’ll need it!