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Dynamite was down 41% this week because… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Potions Brewed:	188	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Come join our Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as dynamite prices during election season! Who knows what crazy twists and turns await you as you navigate through our server filled with explosive surprises. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

CrashCraft: Market Mayhem

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
New Chunks Explored:	201198	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience the thrill of crashing markets in a virtual world? Look no further! Join our server and become a virtual stock market tycoon! Buy low, sell high, and watch the chaos unfold as you manipulate the market in your favor. Who needs diamonds when you can have stocks? Join now and start your journey to financial domination in the most hilarious way possible!

MacronCraft: French Election Blow

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Animals Bred:	90	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5832	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Towns Built:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, flying pigs and dancing llamas and, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, one time this player found a magical portal that led them to a land filled with talking chickens who could recite Shakespeare. it was, like, so random and hilarious, dude.

and, like, the best part is that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players. so, if u wanna join, u gotta be, like, super awesome and have a great sense of humor.

so, come on and join us on this wacky and wild minecraft server. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro!

CenturCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Farms Harvested:	686	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Villages Defended:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a server for you! Join us on our epic adventure where you can battle Chinese centurions who have somehow time traveled into the Minecraft world. Watch out though, they may try to steal your diamonds with their ancient tactics!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you may even spot Herobrine busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

TechTales Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9099
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mines Excavated:	1790
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Are you tired of being judged for playing Minecraft in windowed mode? Well, fear no more! Join our server where we celebrate all types of gaming setups, whether it’s fullscreen, windowed, or even playing on a potato!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Legend has it that he was so impressed by our windowed mode warriors that he decided to ditch his creepy ways and become a professional block builder instead.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Sheep Unicorn. This majestic creature can only be found on our server, prancing around in all its sparkly glory.

So why wait? Join our server today and show the world that windowed mode is the only way to play Minecraft!

RentCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3497
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Towns Built:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9741	Dragon Scales Harvested:	291
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in a fair and balanced economy! Just like in real life, you’ll have to pay your way to success on our server. But fear not, we have outrageous reasons for you to join us!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in our virtual world when suddenly, a creeper appears and demands rent for the land you’re digging on. That’s right, even the mobs in our server know the importance of paying up!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so realistic that you’ll have to negotiate rent with other players just like in the real world. Want to build a castle on someone else’s land? Better be prepared to fork over some emeralds for the privilege!

Join us now and experience the thrill of financial negotiations in a blocky world like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so financially intense? Don’t miss out on the chance to pay your way to virtual success!

CraftyCampusFun

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2926

Are you tired of being misled by your own daughter? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being deceived again! Our virtual world is full of surprises, but at least you won’t be spending money on housing and meal plans that you don’t need. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden classes that magically turn into in-person ones at the last minute! Don’t be too harsh on yourself, join us and let the unexpected things happen in a fun and exciting way!

WrongHotel Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

If the hotel lobby is filled with creepers instead of concierges, you might want to reconsider your booking. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect getaway for all your blocky adventures! Join us and experience a hotel like no other, where the rooms are made of diamonds and the beds are made of fluffy sheep. Forget room service, here you can order a delicious feast of golden apples and enchanted potions delivered right to your crafting table. And don’t worry about noisy neighbors, our Enderman security team will make sure your stay is as peaceful as a baby zombie sleeping. So why settle for a boring hotel when you can join our server and make memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset, whichever comes first)!

MineCraftAdmireCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Animals Bred:	75	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Ores Mined:	4432
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Do you admire people who can build a house out of dirt and survive a creeper explosion without breaking a sweat? Then you’ll love our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our players are so talented, they once built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon (true story, ask Steve)! So if you’re looking for a server where you can show off your skills and make friends with fellow blockheads, look no further. Join us today and let the adventures begin!

LePenCraft: Build Walls, Not Alliances

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	24134	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of potatoes and ride pigs into battle against evil chickens. we have a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and have epic dance parties with creepers. we even have a pet dragon that flies around and shoots fireworks out of its butt. join now and be part of our wacky adventure, where anything is possible, even a far-right leader seeing Le Pen victory as a model for our server domination. let’s gooooooo!

SecretCraft: Shhhhhhhh!

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

yo, u ever heard of dis minecraft server? it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. like, u can build ur own castle and ride a pig into battle.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they say if u find it, u can become the ruler of the cheese kingdom.

also, there’s a rumor that the server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays golden eggs. like, imagine all the diamonds u could get from that chicken!

so come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who wouldn’t want to be part of that?

MilkBat & MonkeyDads

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have dayak fruit bats producing milk like what even is that? owl monkey dads taking care of babies like a boss and only letting females nurse them for safety like whoa. it’s like a crazy evolutionary strategy to keep those harmful microbes at bay. if you want to experience the wildest and weirdest things in minecraft, then this is the place to be. join now for a mind-blowing adventure like no other!