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BrokeCraft: Aunty’s Adventures

Adventures, Auntys, BrokeCraft, comfortable living, fair market price, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial responsibility, financial struggles, fixer upper, generational wealth, highest offer, Inheritance, legal consultation, market crisis, market value., maximum profits, property disputes, property lawyer, real estate, selling a home, underwater refinance

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Towns Built:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your aunt’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos and craziness that rivals a family feud over a house inheritance! 🏠💰

🔥 Watch as players fight over virtual properties, just like your cousin trying to lowball you on that fixer-upper! Will they offer the market rate, or will they try to cheat their way to a bargain? Only time will tell! ⏳💸

😂 Get ready for lawsuits, accusations, and family drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! Who needs soap operas when you can log in and witness the epic saga unfold in real-time? 📺💥

💰 Sell virtual houses, make maximum profits, and watch as your aunt accuses you of being the nastiest player ever! Will you stand your ground and sell to the highest bidder, or will you give in to family pressure? The choice is yours in this wild Minecraft world! 💪🤑

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than a PvP battle, more thrilling than a treasure hunt, and more entertaining than a creeper dance party! Don’t miss out on the fun – log in today and let the chaos begin! 🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

IrysCraft: Where Even the Pixels are Going on Vacation to Taiwan

Adventure, Asia, culture, discovery, Exploring, Food, holomeetxTPE24, irys, IrysCraft, Journey, landmarks, Overseas, pixels, SightSeeing, social media, taiwan, tourism, travel, trip, tweet, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can tame it with a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made of delicious taco ingredients!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Vera’s Pacifist Puzzles – Minecraft Server

Adventure, beat, challenge, Difficulty, gameplay, Guide, Help, Hints, indie game, Minecraft, non-violent, Pacifist, pacifist route, puzzle, Puzzles, Quest, Server, solution, strategy, Tactics, Tips, Vera, Veras, video game, Walkthrough

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Mines Excavated:	2375
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most hardcore gamers are left scratching their heads trying to defeat Vera on the pacifist route! But fear not, because on our server, Vera is actually a friendly NPC who just wants to challenge you to a dance-off! That’s right, instead of fighting, you’ll have to bust out your best dance moves to impress Vera and win the game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Join forces with other players to overthrow the Chicken King and claim his throne for yourself. Just be warned, his army of chicken minions is nothing to cluck with!

If dancing and overthrowing chicken monarchs isn’t your thing, don’t worry. Our server also has a secret underwater city where mermaids and sea monsters live in harmony. Dive deep into the ocean depths and explore this mystical world, but be careful not to anger the Kraken who guards the city’s treasures.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. And remember, when in doubt, just dance your way to victory!

Stabby Steve’s Crazy Craft Shack

assault, bloke, Community safety, Craft, crazy, crime, criminal behavior, Dangerous, drug addiction, druggie, investigation, law enforcement, mental illness, perpetrator, Schizo, Shack, Shocking.., stabbed, Stabby, Steves, SUSPECT, tragic, Victims, violence, Women

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Votes:	9472	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Crops Grown:	9226
Endless Night Skies:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even the schizo druggie who stabbed all those women wouldn’t stand a chance against the madness here. Join us for a chance to survive insane battles, build epic structures, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or bodies, who knows?). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – just watch your back, you never know who might be lurking around the corner!

ChadCraft: The Quest for Ultimate Chadness

alpha male, attractiveness, Chad, chadcraft, Chadness, charisma, Charm, Confidence, DATING, FITNESS, Grooming, leadership, Masculinity, mindset, mindset shift, personal development, Popular, Quest, relationships, self improvement, Social Skills, Style, success, Ultimate

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you want to become the ultimate Chad of the blocky world? Look no further, because our server is the place where Chads are born!

Join us and embark on a quest to prove your Chadness by defeating hordes of evil mobs with nothing but a carrot and a leather helmet. Only the true Chads will survive and emerge victorious, riding into the sunset on a majestic pink llama.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chad Cave, where the walls are made of diamond blocks and the floor is paved with emeralds. Only the most Chad-like players can enter this sacred space and claim the treasures within.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and become a certified Chad, join our server today! Just remember, with great Chadness comes great responsibility.

Blocky Booty Bounce

blocky, BOOTY, bounce, bullying, damaging words, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, double standards, gender stereotypes, harmful language, inappropriate, judgmental, Misogyny, name-calling, negative behavior, objectification, offensive, sexism, sexual shaming, slut, Social Issues, toxic attitudes

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Buildings Constructed:	23	Astral Projections Made:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, but little did they know it was cursed! Suddenly, they were all transformed into chickens and had to navigate the server pecking their way to victory. Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to break the curse and return to their human form.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that defeating this feathery beast will grant you unlimited chicken nuggets for life. And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Disco Sheep” party nights, where you can dance the night away with your woolly friends to the latest hits.

So come on, don’t be a chicken! Join our server and experience the craziest and most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – and usually does!

CheeseCraft: Where Horse Girls and Penis Cheese Cleaners Unite!

animal grooming, animal health, animal lovers, Cheese, CheeseCraft, cleaners, equestrian enthusiasts, female empowerment, gals who clean peen, Girls, Horse, horse care professionals, horse cock bathers, horse dick smegma, horse enthusiasts, horse girls, horse grooming, hygiene specialists, niche industry, penis, penis cheese cleaners, skilled workers, specialized cleaning, unique job, unite, unusual professions, women who like horses

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	623	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	154	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where post women who love horses come together to bathe horse cocks for a living. Yes, you heard that right – washing horse dick smegma is a real job on this server! And let me tell you, these gals take their job very seriously. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see how you feel about gals who clean peen smeg! Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

CraftyTrolls R Us

1. Turkey, adventure 2. Turkish, Ancient Ruins, CraftyTrolls, culture, Exploration, Günoo, Hiking, historical sites, Mediterranean, outdoor activities, sightseeing 3. Anatolia, tourism, travel, travel blog 4. Turkish Riviera, travel inspiration, Travel Photography, Turkish cuisine, vacation 5. Turkish coast

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchantments Applied:	288
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Farms Harvested:	984	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

Welcome to Günoo, the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined Günoo and found themselves in a world filled with dancing llamas, flying pigs, and talking creepers. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, only to discover that it was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on Günoo you can team up with other players to defeat the chicken and claim the pickaxe for yourself. And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your new llama friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join Günoo today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Block and Roll: The Minecraft Server for When You’re Feeling Frisky

adult content, adult games, alternative games, arousal, BLOCK, Entertainment, explicit content, feeling, frisky, Fun, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming experience, h games, horny, mature content, mature games, Minecraft, NSFW, Online Games, regular games, Roll, Server, steam games, taboo games, video games, Youre

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	564611
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server that will satisfy your insatiable thirst for adventure and excitement? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you’re feeling like you’re in that weird in-between stage of horniness where regular games just won’t cut it, but you’re not quite ready for the wild world of h-games. Our server offers a unique blend of excitement, danger, and just a touch of inappropriate humor to keep you on your toes.

Embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden treasures in a world unlike any other. But be warned, things can get a little…weird. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Caveman’s Crazy World: Surviving Society’s Struggles

Cavemans, Crafty, crazy, emotional well being, gender equality, Gender Roles, identity crisis, manhood, Masculinity, masculinity crisis, mental health, modern society, personal growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, societal standards, Societys, Struggles, Surviving, toxic masculinity, traditional values, world

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with the real world? Escape to our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest blocky fantasies! Join us and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, where the only responsibility you have is to mine, build, and survive.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Who knew virtual reality could be so epic?

So say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the blocky bliss of our Minecraft server. Because let’s face it, who needs to adult when you can be a blocky badass instead?

Blocky Baggage – LOL Minecraft Madness #5154

4koma, baggage, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Livestream, lol, madness, Manga, Minecraft, News, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Farms Harvested:	128	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Animals Bred:	57	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and endless possibilities.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a grand assault against Gregorius, an indoors torment with heavy armor. But don’t worry, you’ve got this! Team up with your friends and take down the mighty foe to claim your victory.

And that’s not all! How about a hot spring party with Shigure, Cherino, Chinatsu, and Nodoka? Jump into the relaxing waters and unwind after a long day of battling monsters and exploring the vast world of our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join the General Student Council and help balance Schale’s books in a thrilling event that will test your skills and teamwork. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll defend against incoming attacks and prove your worth as a warrior.

With 2x Normals, Commissions, and Hards, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!