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Speedy Minecraft SMP Player

price increase, financial news, market sell off, Minecraft, player

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – every time you mine a diamond on our server, the price of Bitcoin increases by 50 cents! That’s right, you could be a millionaire just by playing Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is rumored to be a pro at doing the Macarena. Join our SMP and you might just catch him busting a move in the End dimension!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground base filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden apples and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and watch the whole market dump… with excitement!

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Sucker’s Minecraft SMP Rally

Minecraft, market volatility, smp, Trading, financial news

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us if you dare to face challenges like no other, such as fighting off a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords or trying to navigate through a maze filled with explosive chickens.

Our server is filled with wacky and zany players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and sabotage each other. From building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of TNT to creating elaborate traps that will make you question your sanity, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, this is not for the faint of heart. You will need to have nerves of steel and a sense of humor to survive the madness that awaits you. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the chaos and come out on top, then join us and see if you can become the ultimate champion of this sucker’s rally!

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CrashCraft: Market Mayhem

market downturn, financial market, housing market, economic collapse, market meltdown

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience the thrill of crashing markets in a virtual world? Look no further! Join our server and become a virtual stock market tycoon! Buy low, sell high, and watch the chaos unfold as you manipulate the market in your favor. Who needs diamonds when you can have stocks? Join now and start your journey to financial domination in the most hilarious way possible!

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VowelEnderCraft

VowelEnderCraft, Writing, Decoding, linguistic analysis, language processing

so, lesten up, peeps! dis minecraff server es da bomb diggity! why shud u join? well, let me tell ya a lil story. once upon a time, there was a pig who could fly. yes, u heard dat right, a flying pig! on dis server, u can ride dat flyin pig and soar through da skies like a boss. but wait, dere’s more! we also got a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows. yep, unicorns and rainbows, people! so, if u wanna experience da magic and madness, join dis server now and let da craziness begin!

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FroggyFungusFighters

Environmental Protection, fungal infections, disease prevention, Endangered species, frog populations

come join our minecraft server, where tiny saunas are the key to saving frogs from chytrid fungus! 🐸💪 our frogs are chillin’ in their saunas, gettin’ all steamy and fightin’ off those nasty fungi like bosses. you won’t find this kind of epicness anywhere else, so hop on over and save some froggy lives while having a blast in our crazy world! 🌎🔥 #froggyheroes #saunapower #minecraftmadness

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Expert+ Hardcore: Now with extra difficulty! Version 1.19.4 Survival Server

Plugins, 1.19.4, Cosmetics, Expert, minecraft server

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
This java server offers a spin on vanilla minecraft with plugins that increase mob damage, remove the vanilla enchantment cap, introduce new magic weapons and vehicles, along with much more. The server is not pay to win, but offers options to support the server through purchasable ranks and cosmetics. Join the community today at https://discord.gg/brvudgYTPW

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay to win?	No, the server is not pay to win. We offer options to support the server through purchasable ranks and cosmetics, but gameplay is not affected by purchases.
What plugins are used on the server?	The server uses plugins that increase mob damage, remove the vanilla enchantment cap, introduce new magic weapons and vehicles, among other features.
How can I support the server?	You can support the server by purchasing ranks or cosmetics, joining the community on Discord, and contributing positively to the server environment.
Can I join the community on Discord?	Yes, you can join the community on Discord by visiting https://discord.gg/brvudgYTPW and becoming part of the server community.

PiggyPocalypse Minecraft Server

wildlife damage, hog hunting, Wild Boar, animal control, PiggyPocalypse

Join our Minecraft server and help us fend off the evil crop-destroying creatures that roam our land! These pesky creatures are always causing chaos and wreaking havoc on our farms. But fear not, with your help, we can protect our precious crops and live in peace once again. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat enough of these creatures, you’ll unlock a special crop-protecting superpower that will make you the ultimate guardian of the harvest. So come join us and embark on this epic quest to save our crops and become a true hero in the world of Minecraft!

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CraftyFibs Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Deception, moral philosophy, power dynamics, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen!

Join our server and embark on quests like no other, such as hunting down a rare breed of rainbow-colored creepers or rescuing a group of lost villagers who have mistaken you for their king.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens like these before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the noble lie of Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground lair of the elusive Ender Dragon who just wants to be friends.

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GardenGrief Minecraft Server

bee allergy, BEES, Yardwork, Minecraft, perspective

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s gardening adventures? Look no further! Our server is like a bee’s nest of excitement, with raised planting beds, vegetable gardens, and native pollinator plants galore!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging virtual bees and wasps as you navigate through our buzzing landscapes. Don’t worry, we don’t provide EpiPens in-game, so you’ll have to rely on your quick reflexes to survive.

And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a rare zucchini or two hidden among the flowers. Just be sure to watch out for the virtual pollen allergies – we hear they can be quite deadly!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of gardening, Minecraft-style. Just remember, if you see a bee, don’t bother it – or you might end up with a virtual sting!

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ConfedFlagBeanBagDrama

racism, Party, bean bags, Rich, ConfedFlagBeanBagDrama

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the Confederate flag bean bags and drama of real life. Our server is so diverse, even the creepers come in all colors of the rainbow!

Join now and experience the thrill of running away from awkward family gatherings, just like the time you and your boyfriend made a dramatic exit from that 4th of July party. Who needs fireworks when you have explosive arguments with your mom about bean bags?

Don’t worry, our server is a safe space where you can shout history facts about the KKK without getting a glass bottle thrown at your head. And if anyone tries to tell you that you’re being overdramatic, just remember – in Minecraft, you can block them!

So, are you ready to escape the drama and embark on a new adventure? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, sometimes Minecraft is less chaotic than family gatherings.

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