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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 4273 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Treasure Pig, a rare mob that drops emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Treasure Pig, it will lead you to a secret vault filled with enchanted gear and golden apples galore.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether and visit our resident lava llama, Larry? He’s a bit of a hothead, but he’s got a heart of gold (or maybe obsidian, who knows). Larry loves to challenge players to parkour races across pools of lava, with the winner taking home a chest full of rare loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start stacking those virtual Benjamins like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs real-life financial advice when you’ve got a virtual empire to build?